UM, SIR ?
SHUT UP !!
YOU DOWNLOADEDA LOT OF SONGS.
SAYS HERE, YOU EVENDOWNLOADED JUDAS PRIEST.
THAT'S HARD TIMEYOU BOYS ARE LOOKING AT.
YOU GOT ANYTHING TOSAY FOR YOURSELVES ?
WE... WE DIDN'T THINKIT WAS THAT BIG A DEAL.
NOT A BIG DEAL ?
YOU THINK DOWNLOADING MUSICFOR FREE IS NOT A BIG DEAL ?
PUT YOUR COATS ON, I'MGONNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
AND I DON'T THINKYOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.
THIS IS THE HOMEOF LARS ULRICH,
THE DRUMMERFOR METALLICA.
LOOK, THERE'S LARS NOW,SITTING BY HIS POOL.
WHAT'S THE MATTERWITH HIM ?
THIS MONTH HE WAS HOPINGTO HAVE A GOLD-PLATED
SHARK TANK BAR INSTALLEDRIGHT NEXT TO THE POOL.
BUT THANKS TO PEOPLE
DOWNLOADING HIS MUSICFOR FREE
HE MUST NOW WAIT A FEW MONTHSBEFORE HE CAN AFFORD IT.
( whimpering )
COME, THERE'S MORE.
HERE'S BRITNEY SPEARS'PRIVATE JET.
NOTICE ANYTHING ?
BRITNEY USED TO HAVEA GULFSTREAM IV,
NOW SHE'S HAD TO SELL ITAND GET A GULFSTREAM III
BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU CHOSETO DOWNLOAD HER MUSIC FOR FREE.
( sighs )
THE GULFSTREAM III DOESN'TEVEN HAVE A REMOTE CONTROL
FOR ITS SURROUND SOUNDDVD SYSTEM.
STILL THINK DOWNLOADING MUSICFOR FREE IS NO BIG DEAL ?
WE... DIDN'T REALIZEWHAT WE WERE DOING.
THAT IS THEFOLLY OF MAN.
NOW LOOK IN THIS WINDOW.
HERE YOU SEE THE LOVINGFAMILY OF MASTER P.
NEXT WEEK ISHIS SON'S BIRTHDAY
AND ALL HE'S EVER WANTED ISAN ISLAND IN FRENCH POLYNESIA.
SO, HE'S GONNAGET IT, RIGHT ?
I SEE AN ISLANDWITHOUT AN OWNER.
IF THINGS KEEP GOINGTHE WAY THEY ARE
THE CHILD WILL NOT GETHIS TROPICAL PARADISE.
WE'RE SORRY !
WE'LL NEVER DOWNLOAD MUSICFOR FREE AGAIN !
MAN MUST LEARN TO THINK OFTHESE HORRIBLE OUTCOMES
BEFORE HE ACTS SELFISHLYOR ELSE I FEAR...
RECORDING ARTISTSWILL BE FOREVER DOOMED
TO A LIFE OF ONLYSEMI-LUXURY.
Not A Big Deal
The boys feel bad about downloading music for free.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The boys feel bad about downloading music for free.x CLOSE
Faith Plus One gets a record deal.x CLOSE
Cartman loses the bet after all.x CLOSE
The boys bet Cartman that they will make a platinum album first.x CLOSE
Cartman puts a new band together.x CLOSE
The FBI catches the boys downloading music.x CLOSE
Cartman's new band practices.x CLOSE
Cartman's band gets ready for fame.x CLOSE
The boys decide to fight the downloading of music for free.x CLOSE
Cartman tricks a band in to losing their slot at a concert.x CLOSE