OH, MY HEAD.
WHERE AM I ?
NED, I THINK I CAN SAYWITHOUT ANY DOUBT
THAT THAT WAS THE LONGESTDRINKING BINGE WE'VE EVER HAD.
OH, OH MY HEAD.
OH NO, I'M SUPPOSEDTO BE AT WORK TODAY !
ME TOO !
WELL, C'MON EVERYBODY WE'VEGOT TO GET TO THE NEARESTBUS STATION, QUICK !
WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?
WE'RE GOING HOME,KID, C'MON !
WE CAN'T GO HOME, WE HAVETO TAKE FORT SUMTER !
THE ONLY THING WE'VEGOT TO DO IS GET HOME
BEFORE OUR WIVES LEAVE US !
WHAT ABOUTTHE CONFEDERACY ?
WHAT ABOUT FREEDOM !
HA, HA, YOU LOSE,FAT ASS !
GOD, I HATE YOU GUYS !
YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW,
I THINK YOU'VELEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.
YOU'VE LEARNED THAT YOUCAN'T RE-WRITE HISTORY.
YOU SEE,HISTORY IS FOREVER !
AND EVERYTHING HAPPENSFOR A REASON.
SURE YOU CAN TRY TOCHANGE THE PAST
BUT USUALLY--WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?
THIS ISN'T OVER,OH, NO...
OH NO, NOT BYA LONG SHOT !
OH, I DON'T BELIEVEWE CAME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE.
YEAH, WELL I DON'T THINK THE BUSSTATION IS TOO FAR FROM HERE.
HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK A BUSTICKET BACK TO COLORADOIS GONNA RUN ?
HELLO, I AM SUZETTE,THE S'MORE SCHNAPPS GIRL !
WE ARE PLEASEDTO SPONSOR YOU
WITH ALL THES'MORE SCHNAPPS YOU NEED.
UH, I CAN'T DRINKANY MORE OF THAT STUFF.
UH, C'MON GUYS,JUST ONE LITTLE DRINK.
A TOAST TO HOW FAR YOU CAMEAND ALL THAT YOU SAW.
YES, PLEASE...DO SHOTS OUT OF MY BREASTS !
WELL, I GUESSONE LITTLE CHEERSIS IN ORDER !
( yelling & reveling )
HEY LOOK, NED'S DOINGHIS TRICK AGAIN.
HEY GUYS, LET'S ALLPLAY A GAME OF GRAB-ASS !
WHAT'S GRAB-ASS ?
WE JUST RUNAROUND IN CIRCLES
AND TRY TO GRABEACH OTHER'S ASSES !
HEY, THAT SOUND FUN !
HA HA, I GOT YOU !
HA HA !HA HA !
GENTLEMEN, I HATE TOBREAK UP THE PARTY,
BUT I BELIEVE WEHAVE A FORT TO TAKE.
YOU HEARDTHE GENERAL !
YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !
OH, NO !
WE'LL NEVERSTOP THEM NOW.
A Refueled Confederacy
The Confederates get more schnapps.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle put an end to the Confederates.x CLOSE
The Confederates get more schnapps.x CLOSE
The Confederates decide to take Topeka.x CLOSE
The boys practice for the Civil War reenactment.x CLOSE
Cartman shows up to the reenactment dressed as General Lee.x CLOSE
Cartman messes up the reenactment.x CLOSE
The Confederates decide to go against tradition and win.x CLOSE
The Confederates win the reenactment.x CLOSE
The Confederates go to Kansas and take Topeka.x CLOSE
The Confederates move to take Missouri.x CLOSE