OH, GOODY,YOU'VE GOT A FEVER !
WHAT DO YOUMEAN, "GOODY" ?
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOTCHICKENPOX.
OH NO, I MUST HAVECAUGHT IT FROM KENNY !
I GUESS YOU DID.
YOU SURE SEEMHAPPY ABOUT IT.
OFF TO BED,YOUNG MAN.
DON'T SCRATCH IT, HON'.
BUT IT ITCHES,I CAN'T STAND IT !
I GOT YOU SOMECALAMINE LOTION.
I DON'T WANT IT.
IT'LL MAKE YOURITCHES GO AWAY.
GIMME THAT !
NOT TOO MUCH, THE BOTTLESAYS TOO MUCH CAN BE BAD.
MORE CALAMINE LOTION !
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT,HE'S PERFECTLY HEALTHY.
I FEEL GREAT !
ARE YOU SURE YOUSTAYED OVER AT KENNY'S ?
YEAH, DUDE, WE HADBREAD SANDWICHESFOR BREAKFAST.
DID YOU SLEEP INTHE SAME ROOM ?
YES, WHY ?
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPENDTHE NIGHT AT KENNY'S AGAIN ?
NO WAY, DUDE, IT SUCKED ASS,THEY DON'T HAVE CABLE.
YOU NEED TO SPEND MORETIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
HE'S NOT MY FRIEND, I DON'TGIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT HIM.
I'M GONNA GIVEMRS. McCORMICK A CALL.
IS IT TRUE THATYOU AND KENNY'S DAD
USED TO BEBEST FRIENDS ?
YEAH, I GUESSWE WERE.
HOW COME KENNY'S FAMILYEATS FROZEN WAFFLES
AND WE HAVE A BIG HOUSEAND LOTS OF FOOD ?
KENNY'S FAMILY DOESN'T HAVEAS MUCH MONEY AS WE DO.
BUT IF THEY'RE HUNGRY,
WHY DON'T WE GIVE THEMHALF OF OUR FOOD ?
( laughing ) BOY, HAVE YOUGOT A LOT TO LEARN !
YOU SEE, WE HUMANSWORK AS A SOCIETY,
AND TO THRIVE,WE NEED "GODS" AND "CLODS".
GODS AND CLODS ?
YOU SEE, I WAS ABLETO GO TO LAW SCHOOL BECAUSE
I HAVE A SLIGHTLY HIGHERINTELLECT THAN OTHERS.
BUT I STILL NEED PEOPLETO PUMP MY GAS,
AND MAKE MY FRENCH FRIES,AND FIX MY LAUNDRY MACHINE.
OH, I SEE,GODS AND CLODS !
SO KENNY'S FAMILY IS HAPPYJUST THE WAY THEY ARE,
AND WE'RE ALLA FUNCTIONING PART OF AMERICA.
STANLEY, CAN I GETYOU ANYTHING ELSE ?
OH, MY GOD !
RANDY, HURRY,HE'S BURNING UP !
Gods and Clods
Kyle's Dad explains that Kenny's family being poor is necessary for a functioning society.
The boys aren't enjoying their stay at Kenny's ghetto slumber party.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad explains that Kenny's family being poor is necessary for a functioning society.x CLOSE
Old Frida agrees to give the boys' parents herpes for five dollars.x CLOSE
Shelley is being monitored at the hospital with a ferocious case of chickenpox.x CLOSE
The moms plan a slumber party at Kenny's house so their kids can get chickenpox.x CLOSE
The boys are sick of being in Kenny's poor house and go straight to bed.x CLOSE
Stan's parents feel bad about sending him to Kenny's to catch chickenpox.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom teaches him how to play a game called Ookie Mouth.x CLOSE
Cartman takes a bath in Calamine Lotion.x CLOSE
Mr. Broflovksi and Mr. McCormick try to bond on a fishing trip.x CLOSE