WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DO, WEHAVE THE WHOLE SUMMER TO PLAY ?
DUDE, WHAT ARE SUPPOSED TO DO ?
WE ALWAYS JUST PLAYED WITH FIREWORKS.
I KNOW, LET'S GO SLEDDING.
COME ON, CARTMAN, GET ON.
LET'S GO, DUDE,WE'RE READY.
WHAT THE HELL YOU WAITING FOR, CARTMAN ?
GUYS, DON'T YOU NOTICE ANYTHINGWRONG WITH THIS PICTURE ?
YEAH, YOUR FAT ASS ISN'T ON THE SLED.
WHAT THE HELL'SGOING ON ?
HEY, THERE BOYS.
HI, UNCLE JIMBO.
HOW COME YOU'RE NOT BLOWING THINGS UP ?
DIDN'T YOU HEAR ?
THEY OUTLAWED FIREWORKS BECAUSEA LITTLE BOY BLEW OFF HIS HANDS.
YEAH, THEY'RE NOT EVEN HAVINGTHEM AT THE LAKE THIS YEAR.
OH, MY GOD.
WELL, DON'T WORRY, BOYS.
UNCLE JIMBO IS ON THE CASE.
BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELT, NED.
WHERE ARE WE GOING ?
MEXICO, MY AMIGO.
WHY ARE WE GOING TO MEXICO ?
TO BUY FIREWORKS.
JUST CAUSE SOME KID BLEWOFF HIS HANDS DOESN'T MEAN
THE REST OF US HAVE TOSUFFER, NOW DOES IT ?
ARE FIREWORKS LEGAL IN MEXICO ?
HELL, EVERYTHING'S LEGAL IN MEXICO.
IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY.
AT THE DYNAMITE FIREWORK COMPANY.
WE HAVE A COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE.
OUR FOCUS IS ON SAFETY WHILE--
JUST CUT TO THE CHASE ANDTELL US ABOUT THE SNAKE.
NOW THE DISK THAT WE'REMAKING IS APPROXIMATELY
FIVE THOUSAND TIMES BIGGER THAN THE AVERAGE SNAKE.
WE'LL HAVE TO FLY IT IN WITHTHREE KAMANCHI HELICOPTERS
AND LOWER IT ON TO THE GROUND AT THE LAKE.
THEN WE'LL NEED 57 FLAMETHROWERS ALL SET UP AROUND THE PERIMETER OF THE DISK
THAT ARE ALL TRIGGEREDTO FIRE AT THE SAME TIME.
FLAME THROWERS, TRIGGERED AT THE SAME TIME.
ONCE LIT, THE SNAKE WILL GROW.
AND GOOD TIMES WILL BE HAD BY ALL.
WELL, YOU SEE FIREWORKS ATTHE LIKE WILL NOT ONLY GO ON,
BUT PERHAPS BE THE BEST EVER.
WAIT A MINUTE,
WE'RE GONNA NEED AN ORCHESTRA TO PLAY THE STARS AND STRIPES.
HEY, HOW ABOUT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ORCHESTRA ?
THEY DID A GREAT VERSION OF MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB AT THEIR LAST CONCERT.
GET THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL ON THE PHONE
AND WE NEED SOMEBODY TO DRESS UP LIKE UNCLE REMAS.
MAYOR, I THINK YOU MEAN UNCLE SAM.
The Snake Plan
Jimbo is on his way to Mexico to smuggle in some fireworks, while the mayor work on the giant snake.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
With Colorado's new ban on fireworks, summertime is going to suck.x CLOSE
Jimbo is on his way to Mexico to smuggle in some fireworks, while the mayor work on the giant snake.x CLOSE
Jimbo and Ned are stopped at the boarder with fireworks.x CLOSE
Mr. Hat is missing and Garrison is pissed.x CLOSE
The mayor s mad South Park can't have fireworks because some kid blew his hands off.x CLOSE
Cartman swims in pee at his first swimming lesson.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo pick up some fireworks in Mexico.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison unravels without Mr. Hat, and Cartman is sick of swimming in first grader pee.x CLOSE
The giant snake is growing out of control wreaking havok.x CLOSE
The snake must be stopped and the kids are on their own.x CLOSE