GIVE ME A LITTLE BITOF THAT SALT.
PUT IT IN THE SKILLETAND COOK IT--
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
HEY, YOU'E THATMOVIE CRITIC GUY ON TV.
LEONARD MALTIN, YES.
WELL I'LL BEA TEEN-AGE GIRL
BACKSTAGE ATAN AEROSMITH CONCERT.
LEONARD MALTININMY CAFETERIA.
I KNOWWHO YOU ARE.
YOU MUSTLISTEN TO ME CHEF.
WE HAVE PRECIOUSLITTLE TIME.
HAVE YOU SEENBARBRA STREISAND RECENTLY ?
BARBRA STREISAND ?
YOU MEAN LIKETHE BARBRA STREISAND ?
HAVE YOUSEEN HER ?!
NO, NOT SINCE"YENTL"
THANK GOD,THEN I'M NOT TOO LATE.
TOO LATEFOR WHAT ?
CHEF, IT IS OF THE UTMOSTIMPORTANCE THAT YOU TELL ME
WHERE THOSE LITTLE BOYS FROMTHE NEWS REPORT ON TV ARE.
WHY DOYOU CARE ?
I HAVE A BUTTONWE CAN USE FOR HIS NOSE.
( mumbling )
WHAT WE WILL USEA MARBLE SACK FOR ?
BE CAREFUL WHEREYOU PUT THAT CARROT,
KYLE MIGHTSTEAL IT.
STAN, WOULD YOU TELL KYLE THATI'M NOT SPEAKING WITH HIM ?
WHAT'STHAT NOISE ?
WHO IS THE BOY I SAW ONTHE NEWS REPORT TONIGHT ?
HELLO THERE LITTLE BOY.DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ?
I BET YOU DO.
♪ I'M GOING--
STOP THAT !
♪ WHERE THERE'SLUCKY CLOVERS IN THE-- ♪
I'M BARBRA STREISAND !
I'M A VERY FAMOUSAND VERY IMPORTANT INDIVIDUAL.
LIKE JOHN ELWAYIMPORTANT ?
DO YOU KNOWJOHN ELWAY ?
YOU'RE FAMOUSAND IMPORTANT
BUT YOU DON'TKNOW JOHN ELWAY.
LOOK, LITTLE BOY,
I UNDERSTAND YOU FOUNDA LITTLE TRIANGLE NEAR HERE.
YOU KNOW WHATI'M TALKING ABOUT ?
NO, I FOUND IT,HE STOLE IT !
YOU THREW IT AWAY,CARTMAN !
I'M NOT TALKING TO HIMBECAUSE HE'S A DIRTY THIEF.
LITTLE BOY,DOES THE TRIANGLE
HAVE A SYMBOL OF TWO SNAKESJOINED AT THE MIDDLE ?
YEAH,HOW'D YOU KNOW ?
OKAY, NOW THISIS VERY IMPORTANT.
WHERE IS THE TRIANGLEOF ZINTHAR NOW ?
TRIANGLEOF ZINTHAR ?
WHY DO YOU WANTTO KNOW, LADY ?
I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU,YOU PISSANT LITTLE HICK !
WHOA, DUDE !
WHERE IS THETRIANGLE, DAMNIT ?!
WHAT SEEMS TO BETHEPROBLEMO HERE ?
PROBLEMO ?THERE'S NO PROBLEMO OFFICER.
I WAS JUST INTRODUCING MYSELFTO THESE CHARMING LITTLE BOYS.
SHE'S BEINGA TOTAL BITCH !
BOYS, SHOULDN'TYOU BE IN SCHOOL ?
NO EXCUSES !
MOVE ALONG, YOU LITTLETROUBLEMAKERS !
WELL, WHAT ?
YOU KNOW WHO I AM,DON'T YOU ?
WELL, YOU AIN'TFIONA APPLE.
AND IF YOU AIN'T FIONA APPLE,I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS.
WHAT A BITCH !
Barbra Streisand arrives and threatens Kyle for the magic triangle.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a stupid triangle while the boys are excavating arrowheads and it turns out to be magic.x CLOSE
Barbra Streisand arrives and threatens Kyle for the magic triangle.x CLOSE
Robert Smith destroys Mecha-Streisand.x CLOSE
Cartman swears he'll get the triangle back from Kyle.x CLOSE
The boys are in grave danger if Streisand can get to them before Maltin and Chef.x CLOSE
Kyle catches Cartman trying to steal the triangle and lets him have it.x CLOSE
Leonard reveals Barbra's motives for the triangle.x CLOSE
Barbra shows up in disguise and bribes the boys with cash to get them to give her the triangle.x CLOSE
Barbra tortures the boys with her singing until they give up the location of the triangle.x CLOSE
Babs retrieves the other half of the triangle and turns into Mecha-Streisand.x CLOSE