♪ WE WISH YOUA MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ WE WISH YOU AMERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ WE WISH YOUA MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
AND THERE WERE,IN THE SAME COUNTRY,
SHEPHERDS ABIDINGIN THE FIELD,
KEEPING WATCH OVERTHEIR FLOCK BY NIGHT.
AND LO THE ANGEL OF THE LORDCAME UPON THEM,
AND THEY WERE SO AFRAID.
AND THE ANGEL SAIDUNTO THEM, "FEAR NOT,
"FOR BEHOLD, I BRING YOUTIDINGS OF GREAT JOY.
"FOR BORN UNTO YOUTHIS DAY IN THE CITY OF DAVID,
"IS THE SAVIOR.
"JESUS CHRIST, OUR LORD.
"GLORY TO GOD IN THE HIGHESTAND ON EARTH PEACE,
"AND GOOD WILLTOWARDS MAN."
AND NOW, SOUTH PARKELEMENTARY PRESENTS,
THE BIRTH OF JESUS.
UGH, OOH !
COME ON MARY,PUSH !
I CAN SEEITS HEAD !
IT'S A BOY.
( mumbling )
WAIT A MINUTE,WAIT, WAIT, WAIT !
KYLE, WHAT THE HELLWAS THAT ?
YOU NEED TO HOLDTHE BABY BY THE LEGS,
NOT BY THE HEAD.
WHAT KIND OF SICKWEIRDO ARE YOU ?
AND WENDY I'M STILL NOTBELIEVING THE LABOR PAINS.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOUTHINK YOU'RE DOING ?!
WELL, I'M TRYING TO DIRECTTHE SCHOOL CHRISTMAS PLAY.
BUT YOUR SON WAS HOLDINGBABY JESUS FETUS BY THE HEAD.
HOW DARE YOUINCLUDE THE NATIVITY
IN A SCHOOL PLAY ?!
DON'T YOU REALIZEMY SON IS JEWISH ?
SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINKHE SHOULD PLAY JOSEPH ?!
OUR FAMILY DOESN'TCELEBRATE CHRISTMAS.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LAY THATCHANNUKAH CRAP ON ME, ARE YOU ?
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ?
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET AWAYWITH THIS MR. GARRISON !
GOOD, KYLE'S MOM IS HERETO RUIN CHRISTMAS !
SHUT UP FAT BOY !
I'M NOT FAT,I'M FESTIVELY PLUMP.
WHY ARE YOU JEWISHON CHRISTMAS KYLE ?
KYLE IS THERE ANYTHING YOUCAN DO FOR THE CHRISTMAS PLAY
THAT ISN'T RELATEDTO JESUS ?
HOW ABOUT THEDREIDEL SONG, BUBBY ?
I CAN SING"THE MR. HANKEY SONG".
THE MR. HANKEY SONG,HOW DOES THAT GO ?
♪ MR. HANKEY,THE CHRISTMAS POO ♪
♪ HE LOVES MEAND I LOVE YOU ♪
CHRISTMAS POO ?!
WHAT THE HELL ISCHRISTMAS POO ?!
MR. HANKEY,THE CHRISTMAS POO.
HAVEN'T YOU GUYSEVER HEARD OF HIM ?
KYLE, THATIS ENOUGH !
SEE, THAT'S WHAT YOU GETWHEN YOU RAISE YOUR CHILD
TO BE A PAGAN !
NOW, THAT DOES IT !
I AM GOING STRAIGHTTO THE MAYOR ABOUT YOU !
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,I'M SORRY.
WAS IT THEPAGAN REMARK ?
YOU GUYS LOOK,IT'S SNOWING !
Kyle's mom is ruining the Christmas play and Kyle sings the Mr. Hankey Song.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom is ruining the Christmas play and Kyle sings the Mr. Hankey Song.x CLOSE
Kyle may not have Santa, but he does have Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Censorship has ruined Christmas.x CLOSE
The people of South Park want a holiday season that every minority and religion can enjoy.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad does not approve of his believing in Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey sings Kyle a Christmas song but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey is going to go to school with Kyle to prove he's real.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends, who now think he's sicker than ever.x CLOSE
Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch and gets poo on his face.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey jumps in Counselor Mackey's coffee mug, making things a whole lot worse for Kyle.x CLOSE