IF WE KEEP OUR STOPSTO A MINIMUM,
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THEEPISODE PULLED JUST IN TIME.
YES... AND IN JUSTA FEW WEEKS FROM NOW,
FAMILY GUY WILL BEOFF THE AIR FOREVER !
OFF THE AIR ?
BUT... WE'REJUST GOING TO TRY
AND GET THE MUHAMMADEPISODE PULLED.
IT'S SIMPLE TELEVISIONECONOMICS, KYLE.
ALL IT TAKES TOKILL A SHOW FOREVER,
IS GET ONE EPISODE PULLED.
IF WE CONVINCETHE NETWORK
TO PULL THIS EPISODEFOR THE SAKE OF MUSLIMS,
THEN THE CATHOLICS CAN DEMAND ASHOW THEY DON'T LIKE GET PULLED.
AND THEN PEOPLE WITHDISABILITIES CAN DEMAND
ANOTHER SHOW GET PULLED
AND SO ON,AND SO ON,
UNTIL FAMILY GUYIS NO MORE !
IT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENEDTO LAVERNE & SHIRLEY.
WHOA, WHOAWAIT A MINUTE !
THIS ISN'T WHATI SIGNED UP FOR !
I LIKE FAMILY GUY !
WHY DO WE HAVE TO GET ITOFF THE AIR FOREVER ?
BECAUSE THEY MADEFUN OF MUSLIMS,
AND- AND THAT'S WRONG.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN ITHAS TO GO OFF THE AIR !
YOU SHOULD LIKE THAT SHOW -
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR ISJUST LIKE FAMILY GUY.
DON'T YOU EVER, EVERCOMPARE ME TO FAMILY GUY.
YOU HEAR ME, KYLE ?
COMPARE ME TOFAMILY GUY AGAIN,
AND SO HELP ME I WILLKILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND.
YOU UNBELIEVABLESON OF A BITCH...
YOU NEVER CARED ABOUTTHE MUSLIM RELIGION
OR THE SAFETY OFPEOPLE IN AMERICA,
YOU JUST WANT FAMILY GUYOFF THE AIR.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAWHAT IT'S LIKE ?
EVERYWHERE I GO-
"HEY CARTMAN, YOU MUSTLIKE FAMILY GUY, RIGHT ?"
"YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR REMINDSME OF FAMILY GUY, CARTMAN."
I AM NOTHINGLIKE FAMILY GUY.
WHEN I MAKE JOKES, THEYARE INHERENT TO A STORY.
DEEP SITUATIONALAND EMOTIONAL JOKES
BASED ON WHAT IS RELEVANTAND HAS A POINT.
NOT JUST ONE RANDOM, INTERCHANGEABLE JOKE
AFTER ANOTHER !
WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT ?!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I CAN'T BELIEVEI LET YOU SCARE ME
INTO TAKING YOUR SIDE.
YOU USED FEARTO MAKE ME
STOP BELIEVINGIN FREE SPEECH.
WELL, I GUESS YOU WON'TBE HELPING ME NOW.
I DON'T NEED YOU TOGET THE EPISODE PULLED.
NO, I AM NOT LETTING YOUGO TO THAT TELEVISION STUDIO
AND PRETEND TO CAREABOUT SAFETY AND SENSITIVITY
TO GET A SHOWYOU DON'T LIKE,
OFF THE AIR !
WELL THEN,KYLE, I GUESS-
OH MY GODIS THAT TIM McGRAW ?WHAT ?
KYLE, STOP IT !
( tires squealing )
( truck horn honking )
HOLY CRAP !
( siren wailing )
STAY ON 'EM !
JESUS, MARY- !
Kyle discovers Cartman's true motive.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
South Park panics as "Family Guy" airs.x CLOSE
The boys watch the censored "Family Guy" episode.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers Cartman's true motive.x CLOSE
Garrison teaches Muslim Sensitivity Training.x CLOSE
Cartman decides to try and get the "Family Guy" episode pulled.x CLOSE
Kyle decides to help Cartman get the "Family Guy" episode pulled.x CLOSE
The town decides to bury their heads in sand.x CLOSE
South Park begins to bury their heads in sand.x CLOSE
Cartman makes Kyle crash.x CLOSE
Fox's Network President meets with President Bush.x CLOSE