KENNY, HERETAKE MY HAND !
HURRY KYLE,THE WATER'S RISING !
CARTMAN... YOU'VEGOT TO SWIM !
KICK WITH YOUR LEGS.
I CAN'T KICK.
YES YOU CAN.
I CAN'T KICK, YOUJUST HAVE TO SAVE ME.
I NEED YOUR HELP !
NO, YOU JUSTHAVE TO SAVE ME.
KYLE, NOOO !
WE ARE GATHERED HERETO SAY GOODBYE
TO FOUR KIDS WHOMWE ALL TRIED TO HELP
BUT IN THE END,COULD NOT.
BUT WHERE THERE IS LOSS,THERE IS HOPE.
FOR MANBEARPIGIS NO MORE.
OH JESUS,HERE WE GO AGAIN.
WE HAVE BEATENMANBEARPIG,
AND WE WILL NEVERFORGET THE NAMES
OF THE BRAVE YOUNG KIDSWHO LOST THEIR LIVES:
AND OF COURSE,KID FOUR.
I REMEMBER HOW KID ONEUSED TO LAUGH AND PLAY.
AND HOW KID TWO WAS ALWAYSTHERE WHEN I NEEDED HIM...
OH MY GOD !
IT'S THE KIDSTHEY'RE ALIVE !
KIDS, I SAVED YOU !
JUST STAY AWAYFROM US, ASSHOLE !
I WAS NICE TO YOU BECAUSEI FELT SORRY FOR YOU,
BECAUSE YOU DON'THAVE ANY FRIENDS.
BUT NOW I SEE WHYYOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
YOU JUST USEMANBEARPIG
AS A WAY TO GETATTENTION FOR YOURSELF
BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER !
YEAH RIGHT, THE MANWHO SINGLE-HANDEDLY
KILLED MANBEARPIGIS A LOSER.
WE NEED TO GET OUR FRIENDTO A HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY !
NO, NO,I'M FINE !
I JUST NEED TO GET HOME...AND REST...
CARTMAN, SERIOUSLY,YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR !
NAW, I JUST NEED TOGET TO A TOILET.
SEE YOU GUYS, I-
DUDE... DID CARTMANJUST CRAP TREASURE ?
IT'S MINE !
IT'S MINE,YOU HEAR ME ?
I GOT ITOUT OF THE CAVE !
IT BELONGS TO ME !
KEEP YOURGREEDY HANDS AWAY !
HEY... THAT LOOKS LIKETHE FAKE TREASURE
FROM OUR SMUGGLER'S DENPHOTO ROOM.
THAT'S RIGHT,AND I...
FAKE TREASURE ?
YEAH, WEPUT IT THERE
FOR KIDS TO TAKETHEIR PICTURE WITH.
ALL IN ALL, I'D SAYTHAT TREASURE IS WORTH
ABOUT FOURTEEN DOLLARS.
NO... NO !
YOU MADE USPULL YOU TO SAFETY
BECAUSE YOUATE TREASURE ?
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
DON'T YOU THINK I'MHURTING ENOUGH KYLE ?
WELL, MY WORKHERE IS DONE.
I'VE KILLED M.B.P.
AND NOW I MUST SAVE THE WORLDFROM SOMETHING ELSE.
MAYBE I'LL MAKE A MOVIE.
A MOVIE STARRING ME.
THEN PEOPLE WILLTAKE ME SUPER-CEREAL.
Cartman Craps Gold
The boys emerge from the cave during their memorial service.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Al Gore tries to spread ManBearPig awareness but ends up looking pathetic.x CLOSE
The boys get trapped in the cave because of Al Gore.x CLOSE
The boys emerge from the cave during their memorial service.x CLOSE
Al Gore warns the school about the threat of ManBearPig.x CLOSE
Stan agrees to go to an emergency ManBearPig meeting.x CLOSE
Al Gore detects ManBearPig at Cave of the Winds and the boys agree to go with him.x CLOSE
Cartman finds treasure in the cave.x CLOSE
A rescue team assembles while Cartman plots against Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman begins to swallow the treasure.x CLOSE
Cartman gets huge from eating all the treasure.x CLOSE