OUR TOUR IS GOING TO TAKE USTHROUGH TWO CHAMBERS
OF ONE OF THE MOST ELABORATECAVERN SYSTEMS IN COLORADO.
BEFORE WE GET STARTED,
I DO UNDERSTAND WE HAVEA SPECIAL GUEST
IN OUR GROUP TODAY.
THE EX-VICE PRESIDENT,MR. AL GORE !
MR. GORE ASKED ME TO MAKE SUREYOU ALL KNEW HE WAS HERE.
NOW, ONCE WEENTER THE CAVE
WE DO ASK THAT YOUFOLLOW TWO RULES:
STAY ON THE PATH ANDDO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING.
ALRIGHT,ARE WE READY ?
YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !
LET'S GO CAVIN' !
HERE WE ARE IN THEMAIN CHAMBER OF THE CAVE.
IT WAS DISCOVERED IN 1892,
AND FIRST USED AS A HIDEOUTFOR SMUGGLERS OF THE OLD WEST.
HAVE YOU NOTICEDHIGH DEPOSITS OF SULFUR
OR A SALMON-LIKE ODORCOMING FROM THE CAVES LATELY ?
NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE,
THE CAVE IS FILLED WITHSTALAGMITES AND STALACTITES.
WATER DRIPS FROM THE...
ALRIGHT KIDS, I NEED YOUALL TO KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR MANBEARPIG DROPPINGS.
WHAT DO MANBEARPIGDROPPINGS LOOK LIKE ?
SIMILAR TO PIG DROPPINGSBUT MORE MANBEAR-LIKE
THESE ROCKS OFTEN MAKEINTERESTING SHAPES,
WHICH WE LIKE TO NAME.
FOR INSTANCE,THIS ONE HERE WE NAMED
"THE HANGING MUSHROOM".
AND OVER HERE WE HAVE
"MAN WITH HELMETAND TWO BOWLING BALLS"
AND FINALLY, OF COURSE,
"THE TWO SISTERS".
NOW THE CAVE ITSELFIS MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD,
AND HAS A CONSTANT TEMPERATUREOF 57 DEGREES-
GWOOOOOON !GWOOOOON !
SIR... MR. GORE,IS THERE A PROBLEM ?
ALRIGHT, EVERYONEIF YOU'LL STEP THIS WAY,
YOU'LL SEE HOW THE CAVEGETS ITS NAME...
KIDS, KIDSOVER HERE, LOOK !
I'LL BET THIS ISWHERE HE HIDING.
THIS LOOKS LIKEMANBEARPIG CENTRAL.
COME ON !
COME ON, THIS IS WHEREMANBEARPIG IS-
I'M CEREAL !
IN CERTAIN AREASOF THE CAVE
THE WIND ACTUALLYBLOWS THROUGH,
CAUSING A SOUNDYOU CAN HEAR.
( wind whistling )
TAKE A PICTUREOF THE SOUND, STEVEN.
MR. GORE I THINK WE SHOULDSTAY WITH THE TOUR GROUP.
WAIT- SHHH !
CHRIST, HE'S HERE !
TAKE THIS ROPE !
BE READY TOTIE HIM UP !
I'VE GOT YOU NOWYOU SON OF A BITCH !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
OH NO !
LEAVE THEM ALONEYOU GODDAMN MANBEARPIG !
HELP !HELP !
DAMN YOU MANBEARPIGTHEY'RE JUST CHILDREN !
OKAY... EVERYONE...OUT OF THE CAVE... NOW !
GO GO !MOVE OUT !
AAAAAHH !AGHGHGH !
Cave-In of the Winds
The boys get trapped in the cave because of Al Gore.
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Al Gore tries to spread ManBearPig awareness but ends up looking pathetic.x CLOSE
The boys get trapped in the cave because of Al Gore.x CLOSE
The boys emerge from the cave during their memorial service.x CLOSE
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Stan agrees to go to an emergency ManBearPig meeting.x CLOSE
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Cartman finds treasure in the cave.x CLOSE
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Cartman begins to swallow the treasure.x CLOSE
Cartman gets huge from eating all the treasure.x CLOSE