The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.

Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.

Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?

If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.

Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.

The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.

In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.

Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.

Stan's Dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.

Mr. Marsh begins drinking again.

Stan's Dad shows up drunk to drive the boys home from karate practice.

Stan's Dad talks to Stan's class about drunk driving.

Stan comes home after school to find his dad drunk on the couch.

Randy decides his only hope is to be cured by a bleeding Virgin Mary statue.

Stan gets thrown out of an AA meeting for calling it a cult.

Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.

Randy insists on visiting the statue in hopes of being cured.