THE POPULAR CARTOON"FAMILY GUY"
IS GOING TO SHOW THE IMAGEOF MOHAMMED UNCENSORED !
IF WE ALL BURY OURHEADS IN SAND,
WE CAN AVOID BEINGANY PART OF THIS !
I'M GOING TO DOWHATEVER I CAN
TO GET THATEPISODE PULLED
BEFORE THISGETS OUT OF HAND.
YOU JUST WANTFAMILY GUY OFF THE AIR.
KYLE, STOP IT !
SO LONG KYLE !
YOU SON OF A BITCH,I WON'T LET YOU WIN !
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUTTHE FAMILY GUY WRITING STAFF
I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW.
AND NOW, THE THRILLINGCONCLUSION OF "CARTOON WARS"...
WILL NOT BESEEN TONIGHT !
SO THAT WE CANBRING YOU THIS
TERRANCE AND PHILLIPTELEVISION SPECIAL !
SAY TERRANCE, ISN'T IT WONDERFUL HAVING A HOLIDAY
HERE AT THELAZY-J RANCH ?
IT SURE IS, PHILLIP.
BUT I DO BELIEVE THIS STEERI'M RIDING HAS THE FARTS.
( fart )
HA HA HA HA HA !
OH LOOK WHO'S COMING !
ISN'T THAT MOHAMMED,
THE HOLY PROPHETOF THE MUSLIM RELIGION ?
HEY GUYS,HOW'S IT GOING ?
WE'VE READ ALLABOOT YOU IN THE KORAN.
I'M HERE TOINVESTIGATE A MURDER.
ALRIGHT, JUST WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON HERE ? !
YOU CENSORED OUTTHE IMAGE MOHAMMED
IN OUR TELEVISION SPECIAL !
AY, YOU GUYSKNOW THE RULES.
NOBODY CAN SHOW THE IMAGEOF MOHAMMED ANYMORE,
BUT YOU RUINEDTHE WHOLE SHOW !
LOOK, I'M NOT GOING TORISK THE LIVES
OF THE PEOPLEAT THIS NETWORK.
LET'S JUST FORGETABOOT IT, OKAY GUYS ?
( farts )HA, HA, HA-HAA...
OH COME ON GUYS,GIVE ME A BREAK !
WE DEMAND YOU RERUN'MYSTERY AT THE LAZY J RANCH'
WITH MOHAMMED UNCENSORED !
AY, I RUN THIS NETWORK,NOT YOU GUYS !
AND IF YOU ASK ME,YOUR SHOW HAS BECOME
SO PREACHYAND FULL OF MESSAGES
THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTENTO BE FUNNY.
NO MOHAMMED !
BUT "FAMILY GUY" IS GOINGTO SHOW MOHAMMED
ON AN EPISODETHAT AIRS TONIGHT !
I DOUBT IT !
I'LL BETTHAT RIGHT NOW,
SOMEBODY IS ON THEIR WAYTO FOX NETWORK
TO DEMAND THATTHAT EPISODE BE PULLED !
MA'AM, I NEED TO SPEAK WITHTHE PRESIDENT OF THIS NETWORK
WHAT IS ITREGARDING ?
IT'S REGARDING"FAMILY GUY".
I DEMAND THAT THEMOHAMMED EPISODE BE PULLED
BEFORE IT AIRS TONIGHT.
IT'S INCENDIARY,IT'S OFFENSIVE TO MUSLIMS
AND PEOPLE CAN GET HURT.
IT'S WRONG,IT'S WRONGGGG !
OKAY, BUT IF YOU'VE GOT APROBLEM WITH FAMILY GUY
YOU'LL HAVE TOWAIT IN LINE.
THAT LITTLE BOY OVER THEREHAS AN APPOINTMENT
TO TRY AND GET FAMILY GUYOFF THE AIR ALTOGETHER.
DUDE, CAN I GOBEFORE YOU ?
EAT MY SHORTS.
Cartman arrives at Fox Network.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Cartman arrives at Fox Network.x CLOSE
The "Family Guy" writing staff consists solely of manatees.x CLOSE
The "Family Guy" episode airs uncensored, causing the terrorists to retaliate.x CLOSE
Kyle is confused why everyone's head is buried.x CLOSE
Bart Simpson leaves Cartman in charge.x CLOSE
The "Family Guy" episode will not be censored.x CLOSE
Cartman plays the pity card with the President of Fox Network.x CLOSE
Bart Simpson knocks Kyle out with his skateboard.x CLOSE
Cartman tells Bart and Kyle that he has a new plan.x CLOSE
The president of Fox decides to pull the episode.x CLOSE