PLUTO IS ALSO THEFURTHEST PLANET FROM THE SUN,
THOUGH SCIENTISTS BELIEVE MOREPLANETS MAY LIE BEYOND IT.
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY REPORTON THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
OKAY, VERY NICE, TOKEN.
OKAY KIDS, LOOKS LIKEWE ONLY HAVE TIME
FOR ONE MORE SPEECHTODAY SO LET'S HAVE... ERIC.
THANK YOU,MS. GARRISON.
MY SPEECH IS ENTITLED:
CHILDREN WITH RED HAIR,LIGHT SKIN AND FRECKLES."
WE'VE ALL SEEN THEMON THE PLAYGROUND,
AT THE STORE,WALKING ON THE STREETS.
THEY CREEP US OUT AND MAKE USFEEL SICK TO OUR STOMACHS,
I'M TALKING OF COURSE,ABOUT GINGER KIDS.
AW SICK, GROSS !
GINGER KIDS AREBORN WITH A DISEASE,
WHICH CAUSES VERY LIGHT SKIN,RED HAIR, AND FRECKLES.
OH NASTY, YUCK !
THIS DISEASE IS CALLED'GINGERVITUS'
AND IT OCCURS BECAUSEGINGER KIDS HAVE NO SOULS.
KIDS WHO HAVE GINGERVITUSCANNOT BE CURED.
OH SICK !
BECAUSE THEIR SKINIS SO LIGHT,
GINGER KIDS MUSTAVOID THE SUN, NOT UNLIKE...
OOOH !OHHH !AHH !
THAT'S NOT TRUE,FAT ASS !
I HAVE RED HAIR ANDI DON'T HAVE TO AVOID THE SUN !
I WAS GETTING TO THATIF YOU'LL LET ME.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE RED HAIR,BUT NOT LIGHT SKIN AND FRECKLES.
THESE PEOPLE ARE CALLED'DAYWALKERS'.
OOH, DAYWALKERS !
THIS IS ALLA BUNCH OF CRAP !
MS. GARRISON, I'M REALLYHAVING A DIFFICULT TIME
WITH ALL THESEINTERRUPTIONS.
KYLE, LET ERIC GIVEHIS PRESENTATION !
IT'S NOT A PRESENTATION,IT'S A HATE SPEECH !
PEOPLE AREN'TCREEPED OUT BY GINGERS !
KYLE, IF YOU WANT TODEBATE ERIC,
YOU CAN DO SO WITHYOUR PAPER, TOMORROW.
FINE, I WILL !
FINE, IN THE MEANTIME,
SHUT YOUR GODDAMNDAYWALKER MOUTH !
LET'S SEE,WHERE WAS I...
OH YES-LIKE VAMPIRES,
THE GINGER GENEIS A CURSE,
AND UNLESS WE WORK TORID THE EARTH OF THAT CURSE,
THE GINGERS COULD ENVELOP OURLIVES IN BLACKNESS FOR ALL TIME.
IT IS TIME THAT WEALL ADMIT TO OURSELVES
THAT GINGERS AREVILE AND DISGUSTING.
IN CONCLUSIONI WILL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS:
IF YOU THINK THATTHE GINGER PROBLEM
IS NOT A SERIOUS ONE...
Cartman gives a class presentation on Gingervitus.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Cartman gives a class presentation on Gingervitus.x CLOSE
The ginger kids round up the non-gingers.x CLOSE
Cartman calls off the extermination of non-gingers when Kyle tells him the truth.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan visit the Foley family to learn about gingers.x CLOSE
Kyle's presentation doesn't shut Cartman up so he comes up with a plan.x CLOSE
The boys sneak into Cartman's room and make him ginger.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the doctor and is officially diagnosed with Gingervitus.x CLOSE
Cartman faces his first day as a ginger.x CLOSE
Cartman is banned from the cafeteria for being a ginger.x CLOSE
Cartman rallies all the ginger kids at school to take back their pride.x CLOSE