YOU GUYS,CHECK THIS OUT !
Tom, I'm standing in frontof the house
where three insaneboy-terrorists
HAVE BARRICADED THEMSELVESINSIDE A ROOM
WITH 23 LIVEINFANT CATTLE.
HEY, LOOK,SOME OTHER KIDS
ARE DOING THESAME THING WE ARE !
SEVERAL ATTEMPTS TOBREAK INTO THE ROOM
HAVE PROVENUNSUCCESSFUL, TOM,
AND THE CRISISIS INTENSIFYING.
HERE'S WHAT SOME PEOPLEHAD TO SAY.
WE WERE JUST SLEEPING
WHEN SUDDENLY WE HEARDALL THE COMMOTION.
I MEAN, TO THINK THISCOULD HAPPEN RIGHT HERE
IN OUR OWN COMMUNITY.
WE GAVE THOSE KIDSEVERYTHING,
AND THEY'VE TURNED INTOLITTLE JOHN WALKERS.
The police chief ofSouth Park says
that there will be nonegotiations with terrorists.
OH, NO, THIS IS BIG-TIMETROUBLE NOW, FELLAS.
NO, THIS IS EXACTLYWHAT WE WANTED.
IT IS ?YES, DON'T YOU SEE ?
THIS VALIDATES EVERYTHINGTHAT WE'RE DOING.
IF WE'RE MAKING THE NEWS
THEN THIS IS OBVIOUSLYIMPORTANT TO PEOPLE.
Tom, it looks likeI have an update.
YES, IT LOOKS LIKETHE BOY-TERRORIST STORY
IS NOT INTERESTING NEWSTO ANYONE.
UH, NOTHING ELSEWAS GOING ON, TOM,
SO THIS WAS THE ONLY STORY WEHAD TO MAKE SEEM IMPORTANT,
BUT PEOPLE ARE JUSTSIMPLY TUNING OUT.
SO, H WILL NOW BESWITCHING PROGRAMMING
ONCE AGAIN TO "PUPPIESFROM AROUND THE WORLD !"
( bagpipe music )
( oriental music )
( violin music )
( African chanting )
( flute music )
( Italian music )
( Spanish )
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
THE CHINESE PUPPY ISMY FAVORITE SO FAR !
BUTTERS, YOU HAVEYOUR ARM AROUND ME !
OH SORRY, I THOUGHTYOU WERE MR. PICKLES.
( people singing )♪ WE MUST HELP THE HELPLESS
♪ WE MUST SAVETHE UNSAVED... ♪
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ?
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL♪ FOR IF WE
♪ WE CAN MAKE SURETHE ROAD IS PAVED ♪
♪ FOR A BRIGHTERTOMORROW... ♪
WHAT ARE THEYDOING HERE ?
WE'RE WITH YOU, BOYS !
YOUR MESSAGE IS REALAND YOUR FIGHT IS JUST !
YEAH !HOORAY !
DUDE, THOSE GAYWADSARE ON OUR SIDE ?
EWW,THEY'RE ALL DIRTY.
WHAT DID ITELL YOU, STAN ?
WE SAVED SOME BABY COWSFROM BEING EATEN
AND NOW WE'RE NO GOOD DIRTYGODDAMN HIPPIES !
Puppies From Around The World
A group of hippies supports the boys' fight.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The parents can't get the boys to release the baby cows.x CLOSE
A group of hippies supports the boys' fight.x CLOSE
The FBI gets involved with the boys.x CLOSE
The boys feel they need to save the veal cows.x CLOSE
Cartman refuses to help the boys free the baby cows.x CLOSE
The boys free the baby cows.x CLOSE
Stan saves the cows by locking the door.x CLOSE
Mrs. Cartman sneaks the boys some food.x CLOSE
The FBI devises a new plan to get the cows.x CLOSE
The boys get double-crossed by the FBI.x CLOSE