AND SO YOU SEE, CHILDREN,GENGHIS KHAN WAS A MONGOL,
NOT TO BE CONFUSEDWITH A MONGOLOID,
LIKE THE ACTORNICOLAS CAGE.
OKAY NOW, WHO CANTELL ME IN WHAT YEAR...
THE FIRST FILM BY...THE MONGOLOID...
THOSE R.O.T.C. GUYSARE WAY OFF COURSE.
MORE OLD PEOPLE !
THE AMERICAN ASSOCIATIONOF RETIRED PERSONS.
STAY IN YOUR SEATS, CHILDREN,I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
SET UP A PERIMETER !
BRING BRAVO TEAMTO POINT DELTA !
BRAVO TEAM IS GO !
MOVE MOVE MOVE !
LET'S GO !LET'S GO !
UH, CAN I HELP YOU FOLKSFIND SOMETHING ?
OLD PEOPLEHAVE GONE MAD !
( coughing )
GET YOUR HANDS UP,YOUNG MAN !
MARVIN MARSH ?
I'M BILL STEWART,PRESIDENT OF THE A.A.R.P.
WE'VE COME TO HELP THE SENIORSIN THIS TOWN FIGHT BACK.
OH, IT'S NICETO MEET YOU, BILL.
WE CAME AS FAST AS WE COULD.
WE JUST HAD TO STOP BYCOUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET FIRST.
IT'S THE NURSING HOME !
LIBERATE OURCOMRADES !
LET'S GO !
THERE NOW, MR. JOHNSON,WE CAN GO TO THE CAFETERIA
AND GET YOU SOME NICECREAM CORN AND TOAST.
CAN I HELP YOU ?
THE REVOLUTIONIS ON, BROTHER !
WE'RE TAKING CONTROLOF THE TOWN !
WE ARE ?
WELL, IT'S ABOUTDAMN TIME !
HEY, EVERYONE,WE'RE TAKING THE TOWN !
SENIORS, WE'RE TAKINGTHE TOWN OVER !
THE REVOLUTIONIS ON !
OOH, THE REVOLUTION ?
OH, I BETTER GETMY OTHER SWEATER.
MRS. RYLAND, SENIORSARE TAKING OVER THE TOWN.
WOULD YOU LIKE A GUN ?
I SUPPOSE SO.
WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?
SHUT YOUR PIE HOLEAND GET OVER THERE !
RANDY, WHAT IS THIS ?
YOU ARE NOW UNDER THEAUTHORITY OF THE A.A.R.P. !
HA ! THERE YOU GO,MR. SMART MOUTH !
LOOK AT YA NOW !
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
THE A.A.R.P. IS GOING TOHELP US TAKE THIS TOWN
UNTIL WE GET OURLICENSES BACK !
YEAH, AND WE'RE GONNA ASK FORMORE MONEY IN MEDICARE TOO !
THAT'S RIGHT !YEAH !
HAVE YOU ALL GOTALZHEIMER'S ?
THEY'RE NOT GONNALISTEN TO
A BUNCH OF WHACKED OUTSENIOR CITIZENS !
WE'LL TELL 'EM IF THEYDON'T GIVE US OUR DEMANDS
WE'LL STARTKILLING HOSTAGES !
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALRIGHT, THEY'RE GONNA
ISN'T THAT A LITTLEEXTREME, BILL ?
NO, WE GOTTA BE TOUGH !
JUST LIKE WITH THOSEDAMN JAPS !
THIS IS INSANE, DAD, YOU ALLNEED TO STOP RIGHT NOW
BEFORE MORE PEOPLEGET HURT.
THE TIME WHEN YOU CANTELL ME WHAT TO DO
IS OVER, BUCKY BOY !
WE'RE IN CHARGE NOW !
The Elderly Attack!
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The Elderly Attack!x CLOSE
An elderly man kills people with his car.x CLOSE
Senior citizen drivers kill again.x CLOSE
South Park's elderly hold a meeting, but they can't remember why.x CLOSE
Randy warns the town that old people are driving.x CLOSE
South Park's elderly terrorize the boys with their terrible driving.x CLOSE
Senior Citizens hand their driver's licenses in to the DMV.x CLOSE
Grandpa Marsh gets pulled over by the police.x CLOSE
Grandpa Marsh calls the AARP from jail.x CLOSE
The AARP stands their grounds.x CLOSE