Today on TheMaury Povich Show
we bring back some of ourfavorite disfigured people
and introduce youto some new ones.
HERE HE COMES !
THIS IS GONNABE AWESOME !
Our next guest suffersfrom a rare birth defect
which caused his testicles andscrotum to grow from his chin.
TESTICLES AND SCROTUM !
PLEASE WELCOME ·YEAR-OLDNAPOLEON BONAPARTE
FROM SOUTH PARK, COLORADO.
( applause )
THANKS SO MUCH FORCOMING ON OUR SHOW.
OH, THAT'S OKAY,I SUPPOSE.
SO, IS IT TOUGHBEING... DIFFERENT ?
AND DO ALL THE KIDS AT SCHOOLMAKE FUN OF YOU ?
THEY SURE DO !
THEY ALWAYS SAY TO ME,"BUTTERS, YOU'RE NOT KENNY."
BUT I NEVER SAIDI WAS KENNY.
THEY SAY KENNY WOULD DO THIS,AND KENNY WOULD DO THAT--
UH-OH,WE'RE LOSING HIM.
I'M TIRED OF IT.YOU HEAR ME, FELLAS ?
KENNY'S DEAD, AND YOUJUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.
AH, YEAH, BUT I MEAN,
DO THE KIDS AT SCHOOLMAKE FUN OF YOU
BECAUSE OF YOURCONDITION ?
WHAT CONDITION ?
YOU HAVE BALLS THATHANG OFF YOUR CHIN.
I DO ?!
OH, OH, I MEANYEAH, I DO.
YEAH, THE KIDS AT SCHOOLMAKE FUN OF ME FOR THAT.
THAT WAS CLOSE.
WHAT NAMES DO THEYCALL YOU AT SCHOOL ?
OH WELL, I GUESSTHEY CALL ME
WHEN I'M WALKING THEY'LL SAY,"HEY, THERE GOES CHIN BALLS."
( raucous laughter )
AND DO THEY CALL YOUFREAK AND WEIRDO ?
YEAH, I SUPPOSE.
AND DO THEY POINT AT YOUAND LAUGH ?
DO THEY MAKE YOU WISHYOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN ?
MAKE YOU WISHTO PUT AN END
TO THE WHOLE MISERABLEWRETCHED EARTH ?!
WELL, NAPOLEON, WE HAVEA SURPRISE FOR YOU.
WAIT, HERE IT IS,HERE IT IS.
THE PRESENTS !
BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A BRAVELITTLE CHIN-BALL-MAN
WE'RE GONNA SEND YOUDIRECTLY FROM THIS STUDIO
TO THE WORLD'S LARGEST PUTT-PUTTGOLF COURSE IN THE WORLD.
OH REALLY ?
DID HE SAYTHE LARGEST
PUTT-PUTT GOLF COURSEIN THE WORLD ?
GO ON, YOU'REGOING RIGHT NOW.
BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR.
THAT MEANS BUTTERSGETS TO GO AND WE DON'T.
YEAH, WE THOUGHT UPTHE WHOLE THING.
ONCE AGAIN BUTTERS ISTRYING TO SCREW US OVER.
THAT ASSHOLE !
Largest Put-Put Golf Course in The World
Butters gets a trip to the world's largest putt-putt golf course.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys talk Butters into pretending he has Chin Balls.x CLOSE
The real freaks discus their hatred of fakers.x CLOSE
Butters gets a trip to the world's largest putt-putt golf course.x CLOSE
Maury Povich exploits people with horrible disfigurements.x CLOSE
Butters gets some chin-balls.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get his mom to go on the Maury Povich show with him.x CLOSE
The freaks want Butters to join their protest.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to upstage Maury's other guests.x CLOSE
Butter gets further into the freak strike.x CLOSE
Cartman gets way out of control on the Maury Povich Show.x CLOSE