YEAH, HE'S GONNA BESO THANKFUL WE TOLD HIM !
THERE YOU ARE, ERIC !
C'MON WE HAVE TO GO TOTHE EYE DOCTOR !
OH, NO !
C'MON, DO YOU WANTYOUR LASER-CORRECTIVESURGERY OR NOT ?
YES, BUT CAN'T WEWAIT 'TIL TOMORROW ?
BUT MOM, I HAVE TO TELL CHEFTHAT HE'S MARRYING A SUCCUBUS.
( door bell )
HELLO THERE, CHILDREN.
WHO ARE YOU ?
I'M CHEF'S FATHER.
WE JUST FLEW INFOR THE WEDDING.
OH, HI, IS CHEF HERE ?
WE HAVE TO TALK TO HIM !
YEAH, C'MON ON IN.
THERE HE IS !
CHEF, WE HAVE TO TALK TO YOU !
OOH, NOT NOW CHILDREN.
I GOTTA GET FITTEDFOR MY BRITCHES.
BE RIGHT BACK !
AREN'T YOU CRACKERSJUST CUTE AS A DICKENS.
YOU'RE CHEF'S PARENTS ?
YES, ALL HIS LIFE !
WE HAVE TO TALK TO HIM !
WELL, HE SHOULD BE OUTNOW DIRECTLY.
OH, HE'S SO EXCITEDABOUT THE WEDDING !
SAY, WOULD YOU CRACKERS LOVETO HEAR ABOUT THE TIME
WE SAW THELOCH NESS MONSTER ?
NO, THAT'S OKAY.
OOH, IT MUST'VE BEEN ABOUT7, 8 YEARS AGO.
ME AND THE LITTLE LADY WASOUT ON THIS BOAT, YOU SEE,ALL ALONE AT NIGHT.
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDENA HUGE CREATURE--
THIS GIANT CRUSTACEANFROM THE PALEOLITHIC ERA
COMES OUTFROM THE WATER !
WE WERE SO SCARED, LORD,I JUMPED UP IN THE BOATAND SAID,
THOMAS, WHAT ON EARTH ISTHAT CREATURE ?
IT'S STOOD ABOVE US,LOOKING DOWN,
WITH THESEBIG RED EYES--
OOH, IT'S SO SCARY !
AND I YELLED, I SAID,"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US,MONSTER ?"
AND THE MONSTER BENT DOWNAND SAID,
"I NEED ABOUT THREE-FITTY."
WHAT'S THREE-FITTY ?
THREE DOLLARS ANDFIFTY CENTS.
HE WANTED MONEY ?
THAT'S RIGHT !I SAID,
"I AIN'T GIVING YOU NOTHREE-FITTY, YOU GODDAMNLOCH NESS MONSTER !"
"GET YOUR OWNGODDAMN MONEY !"
I GAVE HIM A DOLLAR !
SHE GAVE HIM A DOLLAR !
I THOUGHT HE'D GO AWAY IFI GAVE HIM A DOLLAR !
WELL, OF COURSE HE'S NOTGONNA GO AWAY NOW.
YOU GAVE HIM A DOLLAR,HE'S GONNA ASSUMEYOU GOT MORE !
The boys meet Chef's parents.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
The boys meet Chef's replacement, Mr. Derp.x CLOSE
The boys meet Chef's parents.x CLOSE
Cartman gets an eye examx CLOSE
The boys meet Chef's new girlfriend, Veronica.x CLOSE
Dr. Light staples Cartman's new glasses to his face.x CLOSE
The boys track Chef down at his new workplace.x CLOSE
Chef tells the boys he's engaged to Veronica.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison gives the boys advice on what to do about Chef.x CLOSE
The boys listen to Chef's dad's storiesx CLOSE
Veronica reveals herself to be an actual succubus.x CLOSE