THE POLICE AREON THEIR WAY, BOYS.
SOON YOU'LL BE IN JAILGETTING RAMMED !
THOSE RAMS CAN DO TO US WHATTHEY WILL, MR. LUCAS,
BUT WE'LL NEVER STOPTRYING TO PROTECT FILMS !
IT'S NOT TOO LATETO DO WHAT'S RIGHT.
GIVE US THE PRINT.
THERE'S STILL SOME GOODIN YOU, MR. LUCAS,
WE KNOW THERE IS !
IT IS... TOO LATEFOR ME, BOYS.
YOU YOURSELFLED THE CAMPAIGN
AGAINST THE COLORIZATIONOF FILMS.
YOU UNDERSTAND WHY FILMSSHOULDN'T BE CHANGED !
THESE ARE MY MOVIES,I MADE THEM,
AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO DOWHATEVER I WANT WITH THEM.
YOU'RE WRONG,MR. LUCAS.
THEY'RE NOT YOUR MOVIES,THEY'RE OURS.
ALL OF OURS.
WE PAID TO GO SEE THEM,
AND THEY'RE JUST AS MUCH A PARTOF OUR LIVES
AS THEY ARE OF YOURS.
WHEN AN ARTIST CREATES,
WHATEVER THEY CREATEBELONGS TO SOCIETY.
HAVE I...BECOME SO OLD
THAT I'VE FORGOTTEN WHATBEING AN ARTIST IS ABOUT ?
GIVE THE PRINT TO US SO THAT WECAN PROTECT IT FROM SPIELBERG
AND ANYONE ELSEWHO WANTS TO ALTER IT.
PERHAPS...YOU ARE RIGHT.
( door opens )STOP !
WHAT ARE YOUDOING, GEORGE ?
GIVE ME THAT PRINT,GEORGE.
WE NEED TO MAKETHE ALTERATIONS.
STEVEN, THESE BOYSHAD A POINT.
I DON'T REMEMBER WHATIT WAS, BUT IT WAS GOOD.
YOU HAVEN'T LET THESEDOE-EYED CHILDREN
AFFECT YOUR JUDGMENT,HAVE YOU, GEORGE ?
DON'T FORGET--YOU BELONG TO ME.
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM !
YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE TOPRESERVE YOUR FILM !
I'M...I'M SORRY, BOYS.
HA HA HA-HAAAA !
NOW, TAKE THE CHILDRENPRISONER !
YOU TROUBLEMAKERS SHALL BEMY GUESTS OF HONOR
AT THE PREMIERE OF THE NEWRAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK !
YOUR GAY LITTLE CLUBIS OVER !
( bleep ) YOU,STEVEN SPIELBERG !
COME ON, YOU GUYS !
OH MY GOD, THEY'REGONNA KILL US !
DON'T EVENTHINK ABOUT IT, KID !
I'M NOT AFRAID TO USETHIS WALKIE-TALKIE.
THE ONE WITH THE COCAINEPROBLEM ESCAPED,MEIN DIRECTOR !
LEAVE HIM !
LET HIM RUN BACKTO HIS MOMMY.
WE MUST GET THE FILM READYFOR THE PREMIERE.
LUCAS ! COME !
F#$% You Steve Spielberg
Steve Spielberg has the boys arrested.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys are furious about the changes made to classic movies.x CLOSE
The boys get interviewed on "Nightline."x CLOSE
Steve Spielberg has the boys arrested.x CLOSE
The boys offer free hats to anyone who shows up to their rally.x CLOSE
The boys' incentive creates a misunderstanding among the locals.x CLOSE
The free Hat movement splits up it duties.x CLOSE
Cartman initiates plan B.x CLOSE
Trey Parker and Matt Stone talk about "South Park's" re-release.x CLOSE
Tweek is left to save the boys on his own.x CLOSE
Tweek chokes with the RPG.x CLOSE