A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATEAT THE MALL !
I CAN BUYWHATEVER I WANT !
CULTURAL DIVERSITY DAYKICKS ASS !
IT ISN'T FAIR.
I SPENT WEEKS PREPARING MYSPEECH ON LATINO CULTURE !
HEY, I SPENT WEEKSPREPARING TOO, KYLE.
NO YOU DIDN'T, ASSHOLE !
WHAT YOU DID WAS TOTALLYSTUPID AND RACIST !
AND YOU ONLY DID ITTO SCREW ME OVER !
AWW, I DON'T THINK KYLELIKES YOU, MS. LOPEZ.
AWWW, THAT MAKES ME MUY TRISTE.
MS. LOPEZ,DO YOU LIKE KYLE ?
OH, SI, SI,VERY MUCH.
MS. LOPEZ, WOULD YOU LIKE TOGIVE KYLE A KISS ?
OH, SI, SI, SI.
MY KISSESTASTE LIKE TACOS.
( kissing )
IS NICE ?
VERY NICE.HE SO HANDSOME.
( kissing )
STOP IT !
HEY, COME ON, GUYS !
WE CAN USE PART OFMY GIFT CERTIFICATE
TO BUY FOODAT THE FOOD COURT !
WOO-HOO !
MMM, TACOS !
SO YUMMY !
STOP WASTING THE TACOSON YOUR HAND, CARTMAN !
HEY, MS. LOPEZHAS TO EAT TOO !
SHE'S NOT EATING IT,
IT'S JUST COMING OUTHER BACKSIDE !
WHEN YOU EAT A TACO
IT COMES OUT YOURBACKSIDE TOO, CHULO !
( Kenny laughing )
LOOK, LOOK !
MAKE YOUR OWNMUSIC VIDEO !
NO, NO, NO !
WE'RE NOT GOING INTO ONE OFTHOSE CHEESY PLACES, CARTMAN !
I AGREE, THOSE PLACESARE STUPID.
IT'S NOT STUPID !
I NEED TO MAKEMUSIC VIDEO !
LOOK, WE'RE NOT GOINGIN THERE, SO JUST--
WAIT, WHY THE HELL AM ITALKING TO YOUR HAND ?
LOOK, WE'RE NOT GOING IN THERESO JUST KNOCK IT OFF !
HEY, I'M ONYOUR GUYS' SIDE !
JUST WAIT ONE MINUTE,LET ME SEE HOW MUCH IT IS !
GOD DAMMIT.
WELCOME TOMAKE YOUR OWN VIDEO.
ALL SET TOROCK AND ROLL ?
HOW MUCH TOMAKE A VIDEO ?
UH, WELL IT'S 9.95FOR A THREE-MINUTE TAPE.
HA ! WE'RE NOTPAYING 9.95 !
OH PLEASE !COME ON, GUYS !
CARTMAN, WILL YOU STOPTHIS GAYNESS ?
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,HERE'S $10 !
THAT'S NOTWHAT I MEANT !
ALRIGHT,JUST COME OVER HERE
AND STAND IN FRONT OFTHE GREEN SCREEN.
WHAT KIND OF SONGDO YOU WANT ?
SOMETHING HOTAND SPICY !
( rockabilly music )
SPICIER.
( mariachi music )
SPICIER !
( salsa music )
BURRITO !TACO, TACO !
BURRITO AND TACO !
TACO, TACO !
♪ DON'T THINK JUST BECAUSEI GOTTA LOT OF MONEY ♪
♪ I WON'T GIVE YOUTACO-FLAVORED KISSES, HONEY ♪
♪ I'LL FULFILLALL YOUR WISHES ♪
♪ WITH MYTACO-FLAVORED KISSES ♪
TACO, TACO !BURRITO, BURRITO !
TACO, TACO !
Y'KNOW, I'VE SEEN A LOT OFVIDEOS HERE AT THE MALL
AND THAT WASBY FAR THE BEST !
OH, GRACIAS, MICHAEL.
HEY, I'VE GOT A FRIENDWHO'S INTERNING
AT A BIG RECORD LABELIN L.A.
I'LL SEND A COPYON TO HIM
AND MAYBE HE'LL GETTHE BIGWIGS TO SEE IT !
OH, GRACIAS,MICHAEL !
GRACIAS !
CAN WE GO NOW,PLEASE ?
YEAH, I WANNA LEAVE !
STOP IT, CARTMAN !
WHAT ?
♪ FULFILL ALL YOUR WISHESWITH MY TACO-FLAVORED KISSES ♪
TACO, TACO !
SHE'S FANTASTIC !WHO IS SHE ?
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, HERNAME IS JENNIFER LOPEZ.
THAT MAKES SENSE,SHE REMINDS ME OF J-LO.
YEAH, BUT SHE'S YOUNGERAND SPICIER !
TACO, TACO !BURRITO, BURRITO !
I DON'T THINK J-LOWOULD LIKE IT VERY MUCH
IF WE SIGNEDTHIS NEW GIRL.
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE'RE GONNAHAVE TO FIRE J-LO.
Taco-Flavor Kisses
Fat Butt and Pancake Head s07e05
Record execs love Cartman's J-Lo.
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