( school bell rings )
HEY EVERYBODY,LISTEN UP !
I'VE GOT SOMETHINGTO TELL KYLE !
♪ HA HA HA HAHAAA HA ♪
♪ HA HA HA HAHAAA HA ♪
♪ HA HA HA,HA HA HA ♪
♪ HA HA HA HAHA HA HA ♪
WHAT ARE YOUGLOATING ABOUT ?
OH, I'M NOT GLOATING,I JUST GOT A LITTLE CALL
FROM A RECORD COMPANYIN LOS ANGELES
AND THEY WANT MS. LOPEZ TORECORD AN ALBUM NEXT WEEK.
WOW !REALLY ?
YEAH, LOOKS LIKEI'M GONNA BE RICH.
OKAY, CHILDREN,LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS.
IF YOU'LLREMEMBER YESTERDAY
WE WERE DISCUSSINGSTATE CAPITALS--
A BIG LIMOUSINE JUST PULLED UPIN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL !
BUTTERS, WILL YOU PAYATTENTION, PLEASE ?
HOLY SMOKES !IT'S JENNIFER LOPEZ !
JENNIFER LOPEZ ?YES ?
HOLY GEEZ WOW,THERE'S BEN AFFLECK TOO !
WOW, COOL !
WILL YOU KIDSSHUT UP ?
JENNIFER LOPEZ ANDBEN AFFLECK ARE NOT--
OH MY GOD, THAT'S JENNIFER LOPEZ AND BEN AFFLECK !
OH JESUS, WILL YOULOOK AT THOSE BOOTS ?
WELL, WHAT ARE WEWAITING FOR ?
LET'S GET OUTSIDE !
WOO HOO !
IS IT TRUEJENNIFER LOPEZ IS HERE ?
HERE SHE COMES,HERE SHE COMES !
OKAY, WHAT SMART MOUTHLITTLE PUNK-ASS BITCH
HAS BEEN SAYING THEY'RETHE NEW JENNIFER LOPEZ, HUH ?
J-LO CAN WE GET A PICTUREOF YOU WITH THE KIDS ?
NO, SHUT UP !
IF I FIND THE HO WHO THINKSHE'S TAKING MY CAREER FROM ME,
I'M GONNA RING HERPRETTY LITTLE NECK !
SO, NOBODY WANTS TOFESS UP, HUH ?
TO SCARED TO TALK !
YOU BETTERREMEMBER, BITCH,
THAT I'LL COME ANDTAKE YOU DOWN
IF YOU EVER SAYANYTHING AGAIN !
( Ms. Lopez ) YOU CAN SUCK MY CULO, CHICA !
WHO WAS THAT ?!
YOU GOT A PROBLEM ?
NOT ME !
THEN WHO ?
HOLA, BITCHOLA !
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ?
MY NAME ISHENNIFER HLOPEZ
AND I LIKE TACOSAND BURRITOS.
THAT ? THAT'S WHATREPLACED ME ?
I'M SURE IT WASJUST A MISTAKE.
THE ONLY MISTAKE WASWHEN THIS GHETTO TRASH
GOT SIGNEDIN THE FIRST PLACE !
SHUT YOURGOD DAMN MOUTH !
YOU ( bleeping )SMART-ASS !
WHO DO YOU THINKYOU ARE ?
I AM HENNIFER HLOPEZ !
I EAT TACOSAND BURRITOS !
( bleep ) YOU !
AAAGH !I'M SORRY !
I'LL STOP, I'LL STOP !
YOU BETTER STOP !
I WILL !
COME ON, JENNY,LET'S GO.
WOW, BEN AFFLECK !
WE SHOULD BE GETTINGBACK TO THE--
( strumming harp )
( angelic choir singing )
DON'T YOU FORGET WHAT'LLHAPPEN TO YOU, HO !
COME ON, BENNY !
WELL, THERE YOU GO,FAT-ASS.
I HOPE YOU LEARNEDYOUR LESSON.
YEAH, I SURE DID.
I DON'T THINK I SHOULDRECORD THAT ALBUM NOW.
OR MAYBE I SHOULD !
AW, GOD DAMMIT !
OH, NO NO NO NO,MS. LOPEZ !
OH, SI SI SI, SEÑOR !
THAT DOES IT,I'M OUT.
OH, WHERE ARE YOUGOING, KYLE ?
COME GIVE ME KISSES !
Suck My Culo, Chica
J-Lo and Ben Affleck show up at South Park Elementary.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Cartman admits that his hand wasn't really J-Lo and makes a fool out of Kyle.x CLOSE
J-Lo and Ben Affleck show up at South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
Record execs love Cartman's J-Lo.x CLOSE
Cartman entertains the Latino Endowment Committee.x CLOSE
BHI wants to hear more music from Ms. Lopez.x CLOSE
Jennifer Lopez gets dropped and seeks revenge.x CLOSE
Cartman's J-Lo records a hit single.x CLOSE
Ben Affleck professes his love for Cartman's hand.x CLOSE
Cartman's hand is out of control.x CLOSE
Jennifer Lopez goes after Cartman with a chainsaw.x CLOSE