( police siren )
FREEZE, LEAF-BLOWER !
ARREST THAT WOMAN !
SHE WANTS TO KILLONE OF OUR ARTISTS !
ALRIGHT, YOU'RE GOINGDOWNTOWN, BEAN-BREATH !
OH, I THOUGHT I WASGOING TO LOSE YOU !
LET'S RUN AWAY ANDGET MARRIED TONIGHT !
HEY, SHE CAN'T GETMARRIED TONIGHT,
SHE HAS A RECORDINGSESSION !
OUR LOVE IS LIKE RAIN !
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAIDABOUT ME, ASSHOLE !
GET HEROUT OF HERE !
( bleep ) YOU !
SHUT UP,PICANTE-PANTS !
EVERYONE BE QUIET !!
I-- I'M NOT WHOYOU THINK I AM.
YOU'RE NOT ?
NO, IT WAS ALL A LIE,
A LIE I CANNOTCONTINUE ANYMORE--
I'M NOT HENNIFER HLOPEZ.
( Cartman )MITCH CONNER.
( all gasp )
WHO'S MITCH CONNER ?
JUST YOUR RUN-OF-THE-MILLCON MAN.
I'VE BEEN MOVING FROMTOWN TO TOWN,
SCAMMING PEOPLESINCE I WAS 15.
BUT I'M TIREDOF RUNNING.
NO NO NO NO NO !
I'VE BEEN A CHEATALL MY LIFE.
AND NOW I'VE RUINEDA SINGER'S CAREER,
LOST A RECORD COMPANYMILLIONS
AND COST THIS LITTLE BOYHIS PRECIOUS TIME.
MOSTLY, I'M SORRYTO YOU, BEN.
I'M SORRY I PLAYED TIDDLYWINKSWITH YOUR HEART.
( sobbing )
BUT IT'S OVER NOW.
THE CYANIDE PILL I TOOK SHOULDBE TAKING EFFECT VERY SOON.
HMM, LOOKS LIKE THE SUNIS GOING DOWN.
I WONDER...WILL I DREAM ?
( wailing )
WELL, LOOKS LIKE MITCH CONNERHAS CASHED IN HIS LAST CHIPS.
DUDE, WHO THE HELLIS MITCH CONNER ?
I DON'T KNOW, KYLE,ALRIGHT ?
LOOK, I DON'T CAREWHAT YOU GUYS BELIEVE,
BUT WITH ALL THE CRAZY STUFFTHAT GOES ON IN THIS TOWN
ISN'T IT POSSIBLE,JUST POSSIBLE,
THAT SOMETHING I DON'TUNDERSTAND HAPPENED HERE ?
( sighs )
ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT,I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE.
♪ HA HA HA HAHAAAA HA ♪
♪ I GOT YOU KIND-AI GOT YOU KIND-A ♪
OKAY, MS. LOPEZ, OVER HEREWE HAVE THE TOPPING STATION.
THIS IS WHERE ALL YOUR CHEESESAND LETTUCE WILL GO ON.
LOOK OUT, MUFFIN HEAD !
UH, LOOK, MS. LOPEZ,IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A MEMBER
OF THE LA TACO FAMILY,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARNTO GET ALONG WITH PEOPLE.
GET A WHAT WIF' WHO ?!
WHY DON'T YOU STARTCHOPPING THOSE ONIONS
AND I'LL COME CHECK ON YOUA LITTLE LATER.
THIS IS BULL ( bleep ) !
HOW THE ( bleep ) DID I END UPWORKING AT A LA TACO ?
I HAD SIX PLATINUM RECORDS
AND I STARRED IN FIVEHOLLYWOOD MOVIES !
YEAH... ME TOO.
♪ OH BENYOU ARE SO PERFECT ♪
Will I Dream...
Cartman admits that his hand wasn't really J-Lo and makes a fool out of Kyle.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Cartman admits that his hand wasn't really J-Lo and makes a fool out of Kyle.x CLOSE
J-Lo and Ben Affleck show up at South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
Record execs love Cartman's J-Lo.x CLOSE
Cartman entertains the Latino Endowment Committee.x CLOSE
BHI wants to hear more music from Ms. Lopez.x CLOSE
Jennifer Lopez gets dropped and seeks revenge.x CLOSE
Cartman's J-Lo records a hit single.x CLOSE
Ben Affleck professes his love for Cartman's hand.x CLOSE
Cartman's hand is out of control.x CLOSE
Jennifer Lopez goes after Cartman with a chainsaw.x CLOSE