ARE PRETTY PLEASEDWITH YOURSELVES--
GOING OUT THEREAND PROTESTING AMERICA
AND THEN SAYING ONNATIONAL TELEVISION
THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOWWHO THE FOUNDING FATHERS ARE !
YOU KIDS DON'T KNOW SQUATABOUT AMERICA, DO YOU ?!
WELL, NOT REALLY, NO.
WELL, THAT'S JUST JINGLES.
BECAUSE I'M ASSIGNINGALL YOU LITTLE FLAG-BURNERS
A FULL REPORT ON 1776AND THE FOUNDING FATHERS !
( all )AWWW !
SHUT UP !
I WANT YOU ALL IN YOURSTUDY GROUPS OF FOUR,
AND IF YOU CAN'T GIVE ANOUTSTANDING REPORT
ON WHAT THE FOUNDING FATHERSWOULD HAVE TO SAY
ABOUT ALL THIS PROTESTING,THEN IT'S "F"s FOR YOU !
( bell rings )
I CAN'T DO IT.
THIS IS WAY TOO MUCHMATERIAL FOR A 9-YEAR-OLD.
OH, NO YOU DON'T,CARTMAN !
EVERY TIME WE GET PUTIN A STUDY GROUP
YOU SIT ON ASS WHILE THEREST OF US DO ALL THE WORK !
BUT YOU GUYS ARE SUCHBETTER STUDIERS THAN ME.
I KNOW YOU CANPULL IT OFF.
YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS STUFFAND STUDY LIKE THE REST OF US !
MYAAA ! MYA !
SHUT UP AND STUDY !
WHEN OUR FOUNDING FATHERSCREATED AMERICA.
I WONDER WHAT IT USED TOBE LIKE IN THOSE DAYS.
IN THOSE DAYS.IN THOSE DAYS.
IN THOSE DAYS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
I'M TRYING TO HAVEA FLASHBACK.
A WHAT ?
YOU KNOW, IF I HAVEA FLASHBACK
THEN I CAN SEE WHAT 1776WAS LIKE FIRSTHAND.
NO, YOU JUSTHAVE TO STUDY.
NO, I'VE SEEN THISWORK BEFORE,
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
OH, OKAY,HOW ABOUT THIS ?
SAY, GUYS,1776 WAS SO LONG AGO,
I WONDER WHAT LIFE WOULDHAVE BEEN LIKE BACK THEN.
BACK THEN.BACK THEN.
OH WAIT, I KNOW--
YOU KNOW, GUYS, I DON'TEVEN CARE ABOUT 1776 !
IT WAS SO LONG AGO
THAT I DON'T THINK IT HASANYTHING TO DO WITH ME.
WITH ME.WITH ME.
ANYTHING TO DOWITH ME, WITH ME.
THAT ISN'T GONNA WORK,DUMB-ASS !
KIDS, LET'S KEEP IT DOWNFOR STUDY GROUPS
OR ELSE MR. GARRISON'SGOING TO PUNISH ME.
JUST FACE IT, CARTMAN, YOU'REGOING TO HAVE TO STUDY !
MYAAA !MYA, MYAAA !
All You Little Flag Burners
Cartman has trouble studying his founding fathers.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Cartman saves the day with what he learned from his flashback.x CLOSE
The opposing sides sing their views at the rally.x CLOSE
Cartman has trouble studying his founding fathers.x CLOSE
The students partake in a walkout, protesting the war in Iraq.x CLOSE
The pro-war side and the anti-war side fight it out.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to knock himself into a flashback.x CLOSE
The mayor grants everyone the right to protest.x CLOSE
Cartman flashes back to 1776.x CLOSE
Cartman is told to deliver the Declaration of Independence to the Continental Congress.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle are forced to give a presentation at the anti-war rally.x CLOSE