AND SO THAT'STHE SITUATION.
OUR BOYS HAVE LOCKEDTHEMSELVES IN STAN'S ROOM
UNTIL WE CAN PROMISE THEMTHE CALVES WILL LIVE FREE,
WELL, THIS ISRIDICULOUS.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOURAISE YOUR KIDS,
BUT MY SON DOES NOT PLAYNEGOTIATOR WITH ME !
WELL, EXCUSE ME, SHEILA,BUT IT WASN'T THAT SIMPLE.
HA ! GIVE ME15 SECONDS WITH KYLE,
AND I'LL HAVETHAT DOOR OPEN.
KYLE, THIS ISYOUR MOTHER !
YOU WILL OPEN THIS DOORRIGHT NOW !
NO I WON'T.
YES, I SEE WHATYOU MEAN, SHEILA,
THAT WAS VERYIMPRESSIVE.
KYLE, IF YOU DON'T DOAS YOU'RE TOLD,
I'M GOING TOBE VERY ANGRY !
WELL, YOU MADE MEEAT VEAL
AND DIDN'T TELL MEWHAT IT WAS !
SO GO AHEAD AND BE ANGRY,YOU BABY-COW-KILLING BITCH !
OPEN THIS DOOR !OPEN THIS DOOR !
HO, HO--LET ME TRY.
BUTTERS, THIS ISYOUR FATHER.
OH, SWEET JESUS !
WHAT DO I DO ?
BE STRONG, BUTTERS, YOU KNEWIT WOULD COME TO THIS.
BUTTERS, ANSWER ME !
BUT DAD'S ANGRYAT ME.
DON'T PANIC, I'LLTELL YOU WHAT TO SAY.
BUTTERS, RIGHT NOW !
DAD, UH, WHY DON'T YOUSUCK MY FAT ONE.
OH, SWEET JESUS.
WHAT'S GOTTENINTO THEM ?
ALL RIGHT, STANLY, THISHAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.
YOUR LITTLE GAMEIS OVER !
THIS ISN'T A GAME, MOM.
WE'RE NOT COMING OUT UNTIL WEKNOW THE CALVES WILL BE SAFE.
WELL, THAT'S FINE, YOU BOYSCAN JUST STAY IN THERE
AND STARVE TO DEATH.
US PARENTS ARE GOING TOGO TO PIZZA SHACK
AND EAT PEPPERONI PIZZASAND ICE CREAM.
OH, GOD DAMMIT,YOU GUYS.
CARTMAN, STAY AWAYFROM THAT DOOR !
YOU'LL HAVE TO COME OUTSOONER OR LATER, BOYS,
THE LONGER YOU WAIT, THE MORETROUBLE YOU'LL BE IN.
ROUND ONE IS OVER,WE MADE IT.
WE DIDN'T MAKE IT, YOURMOM IS RIGHT, DOUCHE BAG,
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, STAYIN HERE UNTIL WE STARVE ?
OUR PARENTS WOULD NEVER LET USSTARVE, THEY'RE BLUFFING.
THIS IS A BATTLEOF WILLS.
IF WE HOLD OUT LONG ENOUGHTHEY'LL GIVE IN.
BUT WE WILL HAVE TOSLEEP, DUDE.
THREE OF US CAN SLEEPWHILE ONE KEEPS WATCH.
WE'LL SHIFT EVERYCOUPLE OF HOURS.
HEY, THIS IS GONNA BE JUSTLIKE VIETNAM, HUH, FELLAS ?
WE'LL STAY IN THIS ROOMWITH THESE BABY COWS
FOR AS LONGAS IT TAKES !
Suck My Fat One
The parents can't get the boys to release the baby cows.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The parents can't get the boys to release the baby cows.x CLOSE
A group of hippies supports the boys' fight.x CLOSE
The FBI gets involved with the boys.x CLOSE
The boys feel they need to save the veal cows.x CLOSE
Cartman refuses to help the boys free the baby cows.x CLOSE
The boys free the baby cows.x CLOSE
Stan saves the cows by locking the door.x CLOSE
Mrs. Cartman sneaks the boys some food.x CLOSE
The FBI devises a new plan to get the cows.x CLOSE
The boys get double-crossed by the FBI.x CLOSE