EVERYONE, STOP,PLEASE !
THE-- THE CHILD.
THE CHILDFROM THE HOSPITAL !
IF YOU ALL DON'T MIND, I WOULDLIKE TO DO MY REPORT NOW.
I KNOW WHAT THEFOUNDING FATHERS WOULD SAY.
HE DOES ?
HE DOES ?
I LEARNEDSOMETHING TODAY.
THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED BYSOME OF THE SMARTEST THINKERS
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.
AND THEY KNEWONE THING:
THAT A TRULY GREAT COUNTRYCAN GO TO WAR
AND AT THE SAME TIMEACT LIKE IT DOESN'T WANT TO.
YOU PEOPLEWHO ARE FOR THE WAR--
YOU NEED THE PROTESTORS
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IT'S MADE OF SANE,CARING INDIVIDUALS.
AND YOU PEOPLEWHO ARE ANTI-WAR--
YOU NEED THESEFLAG WAVERS
BECAUSE IF OUR WHOLECOUNTRY WAS MADE UP
OF NOTHING BUT SOFT,PUSSY PROTESTORS
WE'D GET TAKEN DOWNIN A SECOND.
THAT'S WHY THE FOUNDING FATHERSDECIDED WE SHOULD HAVE BOTH.
IT'S CALLED HAVING YOUR CAKEAND EATING IT TOO.
THE STRENGTH OF THIS COUNTRYIS THE ABILITY
TO DO ONE THINGAND SAY ANOTHER.
YEAH, IF IT WEREN'T FORALL YOU GUYS PROTESTING
EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLDWOULD HATE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
INSTEAD OFJUST THE PRESIDENT.
AND IF IT WEREN'T FORYOU PEOPLE FLEXING YOUR ARMS
AMERICA COULD EASILY GET TAKENOVER BY TERRORISTS, OR CHINA.
I GUESS WE OWE YOUAN APOLOGY.
I GUESSWE OWE YOU ONE.
( everyone )AW...
CARTMAN ?CARTMAN SAVED THE DAY ?
IT CAN'T BE.
THE FOUNDING FATHERSWANT YOU ALL TO KNOW
THAT WE CAN DISAGREEALL WE WANT,
AS LONG AS WE AGREETHAT AMERICA KICKS ASS.
♪ HEY, I'M A LITTLEBIT COUNTRY ♪
♪ AND I'M A LITTLE BITROCK N' ROLL-A ♪
♪ I'LL BE THEMUSCLE OF AMERICA ♪
♪ AND ME, I'LL BETHE CARING SOUL ♪
♪ WHEN YOUPUT US TOGETHER ♪
♪ YOU GET A NATIONWITH ONE GOAL ♪
♪ TO THRIVE AND PROSPER
♪ WITH A LITTLE COUNTRYAND ROCK N' ROLL ♪
COME ON UP HERE,EVERYBODY !
♪ WE'RE A LITTLEBIT COUNTRY ♪
♪ WE'RE A LITTLE BITROCK N' ROLL ♪
WE CAN BE A NATIONTHAT BELIEVES IN WAR...
AND STILL TELLS THE WORLDTHAT WE DON'T.
♪ LET THE FLAG FOR HYPOCRISYFLY HIGH FROM EVERY POLE ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WE'REA LITTLE BIT COUNTRY ♪
♪ AND WE'RE A LITTLE BITROCK N' ROLL ♪
WELL, GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY,
IT SURE HAS BEEN GREATBRINGING YOU 100 EPISODES.
WE WANNA THANK OUR GUESTS,THE PRO-WAR PEOPLE...
( applause )
AND THE ANTI-WARPEOPLE.
WHAT THE HELLARE THEY DOING NOW ?
I DON'T KNOW.
♪ FOR THE WARAGAINST THE WAR ♪
♪ WHO CARES ?100 EPISODES ♪♪
I HATE THIS TOWN,I REALLY, REALLY DO.
Cartman saves the day with what he learned from his flashback.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Cartman saves the day with what he learned from his flashback.x CLOSE
The opposing sides sing their views at the rally.x CLOSE
Cartman has trouble studying his founding fathers.x CLOSE
The students partake in a walkout, protesting the war in Iraq.x CLOSE
The pro-war side and the anti-war side fight it out.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to knock himself into a flashback.x CLOSE
The mayor grants everyone the right to protest.x CLOSE
Cartman flashes back to 1776.x CLOSE
Cartman is told to deliver the Declaration of Independence to the Continental Congress.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle are forced to give a presentation at the anti-war rally.x CLOSE