HELL NO, I'VE BEEN SAVINGTHIS SPOT FOR SIX HOURS.
♪ HIS NAME IS GARRISONMR. GARRISON ♪
♪ HE LOST 10 POUNDSTAKING JARED'S LEAD ♪♪
HERE HE COMES !
♪ HE'S STILL LOOKING GOODWITH ALL THOSE SANDWICHES ♪♪
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH.
Y'KNOW, AFTER A YEAR OF EATINGDELICIOUS SUB SANDWICHES
I'VE PROVENWEIGHT LOSS IS EASY.
AND I PROMISE YOU,
I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR FAITHFULLEADER IN EASY WEIGHT LOSS.
ALL RIGHT !
THAT GUY ATE ALL THE SANDWICHESHE WANTED AND LOST WEIGHT.
HE IS SO COOL.
( knocking )
MR. FOGLE, SOME FANSWANTED TO SEE
IF YOU'D SIGNTHEIR SANDWICH.
SURE, LET THEM IN.
DUDE, DID YOU REALLYLOSE ALL THAT WEIGHT
EATING NOTHING BUTSUB SANDWICHES ?
I SURE DID.
WELL, I ALSO HAD A LITTLEHELP ON THE SIDE.
WHAT KIND OF HELP ?
WELL, EATING SUB SANDWICHESWAS A BIG PART OF IT.
BUT THE WAY THAT I LOSTSO MUCH WEIGHT
WAS THAT I GOT AIDES.
THAT'S RIGHT, I GOT AIDESABOUT TWO YEARS AGO
AND I'VE BEEN LOSING WEIGHTEVER SINCE.
IT'S AMAZING HOW SLIMYOU CAN GET WITH AIDES.
I'LL BET YOU CAN.
WOULD YOU LIKE TOMEET THEM ?
MY AIDES.SCOTT, TYLER !
SCOTT IS MY PERSONAL TRAINERAND TYLER IS MY DIETITIAN.
HELLO !HELLO !
OH !A-I-D-E-S, AIDES.
YEAH, HOORAYFOR AIDES !
WELL, THAT'S NOT REALLY WHATYOU SAY IN THE COMMERCIAL.
I KNOW, YOU KIND OF HAVE TOREAD THE FINE PRINT
AT THE BOTTOMOF THE SCREEN.
IT SAYS I ONLY ATE A HALF-SIZELEAN TURKEY SANDWICH
WITH NO MUSTARD OR MAYOOR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
AND THEN HAD PROPERDIET AND EXERCISE AIDES.
BUT YOU'RELYING TO PEOPLE.
IF THEY KNEW THATYOU DIDN'T JUST
EAT ALL THE SANDWICHESYOU WANT,
YOU MIGHT NOTBE SO POPULAR.
YOU THINK SO ?WHY SHOULD IT MATTER ?
IT MATTERS, DUDE.
Jared had a little extra help losing all the weight.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
Jared had a little extra help losing all the weight.x CLOSE
The boys perform liposuction surgery on Butters.x CLOSE
Cartman pretends to be Butters.x CLOSE
The boys go to see Jared, the Subway guy.x CLOSE
The boys nominate Butters to gain weight so he can lose it again by eating City Wok.x CLOSE
Jared tells his fianc e about his aides.x CLOSE
Butters eats until he vomits, and then eats that.x CLOSE
Jared tells the whole town that he has aides.x CLOSE
The City Wok guy agrees to the boys' deal.x CLOSE
Jared is fired for admitting he has aides.x CLOSE