now ready forgeneral boarding.
THAT'S YOUR FLIGHT,BUTTERS.
OKAY, HERE'S YOUR TICKET.
AND THEY'RE GONNA HAVEA CAR WAITING FOR YOU
AT THE GATE IN NEW YORK.
WAIT, YOU GUYS AREN'TCOMING WITH ME ?
HELL NO, DUDE.
THEN WE COULDN'TWATCH YOU ON TV.
HOLD ON A MINUTE, GUYS,I CHANGE MY MIND.
I DON'T WANT TO GO.
GOD, THE ISN'T BUTTERS AWESOMEFOR DOING THIS, YOU GUYS ?
YEAH, HE SURE IS.
DOING ALL THIS TOBRING US BACK A PRIZE.
WHAT A GREAT FRIEND.
BUTTERS, BUTTERS !
ALL RIGHT THEN,SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW.
THANKS FOR COMINGON THE SHOW, KID.
MAURY IS VERY EXCITEDTO MEET YOU.
AND THIS IS THE GREEN ROOM
WHERE YOU CAN HANG OUTWITH THE OTHER GUESTS
UNTIL WE CALL FOR YOUON SET.
BOY-WITH-BALLS-ON-CHIN,THIS IS MAN-WITH-FOOT-ON-HEAD,
I'VE SEEN YOUON TV BEFORE.
YES, THIS IS MYSIXTH APPEARANCE.
I'LL COME BACKIN A BIT, FOLKS.
HEY, ROGER, WHAT THE HELLIS WITH THESE
HORRIBLEVEGGIE PLATTERS ?
YEAH, WE TOLD YOU LAST TIMEWE WANT FRESHER VEGETABLES.
I'M SORRY, THIS IS WHATTHE STUDIO PROVIDES.
JUST TAKE A SEAT ON THE COUCH,KID, I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
HAVEN'T SEEN YOUAROUND.
HOW LONG YOU BEENON THE CIRCUIT ?
WHAT CIRCUIT ?
THE TALK SHOWCIRCUIT.
DON'T TELL US THIS ISYOUR FIRST ONE.
WELL YEAH, YOU'VE ALL DONE ITMORE THAN ONCE ?
OPRAH TWO TIMES,JENNY JONES ONCE,
SALLY JESSY FIVE TIMES.
YOU'VE ONLY DONEJENNY ONCE ?
I HATE DOINGTHE JENNY JONES SHOW.
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVETHEIR OWN HAIR PEOPLE.
I'M DOINGJENNY TOMORROW.
YEAH, YOU PICKED A GOODSHOW TO DO FIRST, KID.
BUT YOU NEED TOLEARN THE ROPES.
THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKEYOU ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,
AND WE ALL DO TALK SHOWSFOR A LIVING.
WE ALL KNOW EACH OTHER,
AND WE ALL KIND OFSTICK TOGETHER
TO MAKE SURE OURINDUSTRY IS PROTECTED.
YEAH, LIKE WHEN SOMEONELIES ABOUT BEING A FREAK.
OH, THEY,THEY DO, HUH ?
YEAH, THEY'LL MAKE UPA FAKE CONDITION
TO GO ON THESE SHOWS ANDTHEN TAKE OUR MONEY AWAY.
WE DON'T TAKEKINDLY TO THAT.
I CAN CERTAINLY SEE WHY.
IT'S OKAY, FOLKSDON'T DO IT ANYMORE.
NOT AFTER THEY SAW WHATWE DID TO LOBSTER BOY.
LOBSTER BOY ?
YEAH, LOBSTER BOY USED TOMAKE APPEARANCES
ON ALL THE TALK SHOWS.
HE WAS ONE OF THE MOST POPULARDISFIGURED PEOPLE ON TV.
BUT THEN ONE DAYWE ALL FOUND OUT
THAT LOBSTER WASN'TA REAL FREAK AT ALL.
HE WAS JUST ANACTUAL LOBSTER.
LYING SACK OF CRAP.
SO YOU KNOW WHATWE DID TO HIM ?
ONE NIGHT ALL USFREAKS GOT TOGETHER
AND WE BOILED HIM ALIVE.
NOW LOBSTER BOYIS NO MORE.
OH, YEAH, I HATE WHEN PEOPLEFAKE CONDITIONS TOO.
THOSE STUPID FAKERS.
WE'RE GLAD YOU AGREE.
YOU'RE UP NEXT.
OH, JESUS,SEE ME THROUGH THIS.
The real freaks discus their hatred of fakers.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys talk Butters into pretending he has Chin Balls.x CLOSE
The real freaks discus their hatred of fakers.x CLOSE
Butters gets a trip to the world's largest putt-putt golf course.x CLOSE
Maury Povich exploits people with horrible disfigurements.x CLOSE
Butters gets some chin-balls.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get his mom to go on the Maury Povich show with him.x CLOSE
The freaks want Butters to join their protest.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to upstage Maury's other guests.x CLOSE
Butter gets further into the freak strike.x CLOSE
Cartman gets way out of control on the Maury Povich Show.x CLOSE