YOUR SON SEEMS TO BERESPONDING ?
I THINK HE'S PRETTY SCAREDALL RIGHT.
IT'S JUSTA LITTLE WEIRD
HAVING TO KEEP LYINGTO OUR BOY LIKE THIS.
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT USULTRA-LIBERALS SAY.
"WHEN IT COMES TO CHILDRENAND DRUGS, LIES ARE OKAY."
THE ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS.
WELL, TAKE SMOKINGFOR INSTANCE--
THE TRUTH ISTHERE'S NO HARD EVIDENCE
THAT SECONDHAND SMOKECAN KILL,
BUT WE BELIEVE IT'S OKAYTO LIE ABOUT IT
AS LONG AS IT GETS PEOPLETO STOP SMOKING.
WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE.
SO IT IS WITH EVERYTHINGHERE AT MOTIVATIONCORP.
IT'S OKAY FOR US TO LIEAND TELL KIDS
THAT ALL MARIJUANASUPPORTS TERRORISM,
OR THAT ONE PILL OF ECSTASYIS GONNA KILL THEM.
IT'S NOT NECESSARILY TRUE,BUT THE ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS.
I THINK THAT WHENTHIS IS ALL OVER
OUR SON ISGONNA THANK US.
OKAY, BUTTERS,LET'S START WITH YOU.
I THINK I FOUND A GREAT WAYTO GET REVENGE ON YOUR PARENTS.
TELL ME IF I'M GOING IN THERIGHT DIRECTION HERE.
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO, BUTTERS,
IS WAIT FOR YOUR PARENTSTO LEAVE THE HOUSE,
AND THEN, SMEAR ALLTHE WALLS-- WITH POOP.
HUH ! THAT'LL MAKE 'EMAWFUL SORE !
NOW, I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOKAT SOME OF THESE POOP SWATCHES.
POOP SWATCHES ?
POOP COMES IN A LOT OFVARIETIES, BUTTERS,
I WANNA FINDTHE PERFECT ONE,
TAILORED TO YOUR REVENGEON YOUR PARENTS.
HEY, THAT'S NEAT-O,HUH, STAN ?
PERSONALLY, I LIKETHE "BABY GREEN".
BUT I ALSO THINK THAT"CLASSIC BROWN"
WOULD GO NICELYWITH YOUR HOUSE.
WOW, YOU SURE AREPROFESSIONAL, ERIC.
I DON'T KNOW WHICHSWATCH I LIKE BEST.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHATWE COULD DO, BUTTERS,
IS GO WITH BABY GREENIN THE LIVING ROOM
AND THEN MAYBE A CLASSIC BROWNOR EVEN "NUT N' CORN CRUNCH"
IN YOUR PARENTS BEDROOM.
THAT SOUNDS GOOD !
OKAY, LET'S DO THAT THEN.THAT'LL LOOK NICE.
HOORAY !
ALRIGHT NOW, STAN,
FOR YOU'VE I'VE PUT TOGETHERA REALLY NICE DESIGN.
I FEEL YOUR PARENTS WERE A BITMORE COCKY ABOUT LYING TO YOU,
AND YOUR REVENGE NEEDSTO REFLECT THAT.
SO WHAT I WANT TO DO IS PUTA NOTE ON YOUR PARENTS DOOR,
TELLING THEM I'M THE COUNSELORFROM THE SCHOOL.
YEAH ?
THE NOTE WILL INFORM THEM THATA PROBLEM HAS COME UP
AND THEY NEED TO MEET ME RIGHTAWAY, BACK AT MY OFFICE.
YEAH ?
YOUR PARENTS WILL DRIVEALL THE WAY OUT TO THE SCHOOL
DISCOVERING THAT NO MEETINGIS ACTUALLY TAKING PLACE.
YEAH ?
AND WHILE THEY'RE GONE,
WE'RE GONNA SMEAR ALLTHEIR WALLS WITH POOP.
WOW !NEAT-O !
THAT'S NOT NEAT-O,THAT SUCKS !
YOU'RE GONNA SMEARED BUTTERS'PARENTS' WALLS WITH POOP ?
I THOUGHT EACH REVENGE WASUNIQUE AND CUSTOMIZED.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALPOOP SMEARING IS THE HOT TICKET
HAVE YOU SEENTHE POOP SWATCHES ?
DUDE, THAT'S NOTEXTREME ENOUGH !
MY PARENTS AREN'T GONNALEARN THEIR LESSON
FROM HAVING SOME CRAPSMEARED ON THEIR WALLS !
I WANT THEM TO SEEWHAT THEY DID WAS WRONG.
I WANT THEM TO ADMITTHAT THEY LIED TO ME !
OKAY, OKAY, FINE.
JUST MY FIRST IDEA, THAT'S WHYWE HAVE THESE CONSULTATIONS.
OKAY, LET ME SEE HERE.
UH...
WELL, THIS IS NICE.HOW ABOUT THIS ?
WE'LL LURE YOUR PARENTSOUT OF THE HOUSE--
AND THEN WE'LL KILL THEM.
WE'LL CUT THEM UP INTO LITTLEPIECES AND FEED THEM TO A DOG.
DUDE !
EXTREME ENOUGH FOR YOU ?HOW'S WEDNESDAY ?
NO, THAT'S TOO EXTREME !
WELL, FIRST ITS NOT EXTREMEENOUGH, THEN IT'S TOO EXTREME--
WHERE DO YOU WANT IT ?
JUST FORGET IT, CARTMAN,YOU DON'T KNOW WHATYOU'RE DOING !
I AM A PROFESSIONAL,SIR !
DON'T WORRY, BUTTERS, YOU'REGONNA BE 100% SATISFIED.
Poop Swatches
My Future Self n' Me s06e16
Stan is not satisfied with Cartman's poop-smearing plan.

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