AND GET ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOWSO WE CAN GET A PRIZE.
OH YES !
DO YOU THINKTHEY'LL BELIEVE IT ?
WHAT DISEASESHOULD WE SAY ?
SHH, BE QUIET,YOU GUYS.
HELLO, IS THISMAURY POVICH ?
OH, WELL, WHOTHE HELL ARE YOU ?
WELL, I'M CALLING ABOUTYOUR AD FOR FREAKS.
RIGHT, I MEAN PEOPLEWITH DISABILITIES.
YEAH, I HAVE A FRIEND,HE HAS A DEFORMITY,
I THINK HE'D BE PERFECTFOR YOUR SHOW.
HIS CONDITION ?
AH, HE HAS A CONDITIONCALLED "CHIN-BALL-ALITIS".
YES, HIS BALLS ACTUALLYHANG FROM HIS CHIN.
( snickering )
SHUT UP, YOU GUYS.
YES, YES, OF COURSE,HE'S VERY UPSET ABOUT IT.
YES, HE CRIESALL THE TIME.
YOU WA-- REALLY ?WHAT ?
DUDE, THEY SAY THEY'LL FLY HIMOUT THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW.
AWESOME !COOL !
YES, I'M SURE I CAN CONVINCEHIM TO COME ON THE SHOW.
THERE WILL OF COURSEBE A PRIZE INVOLVED ?
GREAT, I'LL CALL YOUBACK IN AN HOUR.
NO, THANK YOU.
THIS IS GONNABE SO FUNNY !
IT SURE IS !
BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THEBALLS PUT ON BUTTERS' CHIN ?
YEAH, HOW WE GONNA--WAIT, BUTTERS' CHIN ?
BUT THAT'S ME,I'M BUTTERS.
WE KNOW, YOU'RE THE ONEDOING IT, BUTTERS.
WHO'D YOU THINKWE WERE TALKING ABOUT ?
WELL, HOLD ONJUST A SECOND, YOU GUYS.
HEY, I KNOW HOW WE GETTHE BALLS ON BUTTERS' CHIN.
THOSE "STAR TREK" DORKSDOWN THE STREET.
THEY'RE ALWAYS MAKING CRAZYMASKS AND SPECIAL EFFECTS
FOR THEIR DUMB MOVIES.
HANG ON NOW.
YEAH, I BET THEY COULD MAKEA FAKE SET OF BALLS.
COME ON, BUTTERS.
WAIT, WHY DOES ITHAVE TO BE ME ?
IT HAS TO BE YOU, BUTTERS,THINK ABOUT IT.
BUT FELLAS, IF I GOON MAURY POVICH
WITH MY BALLS ON MY CHIN
MY PARENTS ARE GONNABE REALLY MAD.
WE'LL JUSTTELL YOUR PARENTS
WE'RE GOING ON A CAMPING TRIPWITH MY PARENTS.
THEY'LL NEVER KNOW.
I'M SORRY,BUT THE ANSWER IS--
UNH-UH, UNH-UH, UNH-UH.
KENNY WOULD'VE DONE IT.
SO ? I TOLD YOU GUYS BEFORE,I'M NOT KENNY.
WE KNOW, BELIEVE ME,WE KNOW.
WE'RE REMINDED EVERY DAYTHAT YOU'RE NOT KENNY
BECAUSE KENNY WAS COOL.
YEAH, GOD, I WISH KENNYWAS STILL ALIVE.
HE'D PUT BALLS ON HIS CHIN.
HE WAS SUCHAN AWESOME FRIEND.
WELL, COME ON, GUYS.
IF BUTTERS WON'T EVEN PUTBALLS ON HIS CHINS FOR US
I GUESS WE KNOWWHERE WE STAND.
AH, GEE WHIZ, YOU PROMISE MYMOM AND DAD WON'T FIND OUT ?
The boys talk Butters into pretending he has Chin Balls.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys talk Butters into pretending he has Chin Balls.x CLOSE
The real freaks discus their hatred of fakers.x CLOSE
Butters gets a trip to the world's largest putt-putt golf course.x CLOSE
Maury Povich exploits people with horrible disfigurements.x CLOSE
Butters gets some chin-balls.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get his mom to go on the Maury Povich show with him.x CLOSE
The freaks want Butters to join their protest.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to upstage Maury's other guests.x CLOSE
Butter gets further into the freak strike.x CLOSE
Cartman gets way out of control on the Maury Povich Show.x CLOSE