HERE IT IS-- MOTIVATIONCORP.
( buzzing )
I DON'T THINK WE'RE SUPPOSEDTO GO IN THERE, STAN.
MAYBE WE SHOULD GOADVENTURING SOMEWHERE ELSE.
BUTTERS, PART OF BEINGON AN ADVENTURE
IS YOU GO PLACESYOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO !
WELL, YOU'RE GOOD ATADVENTURIN', HUH, STAN ?
WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON HERE ?
( man )AND IT SHOULD TAKEABOUT A MONTH
TO ACHIEVE THERESULTS YOU WANT.
WELL, MR. ANDMRS. BROOKS,
I THINK YOU'REGONNA BE VERY PLEASEDWITH THE RESULTS.
WE SURE HOPE SO.
WE JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TOTALK TO OUR SON ABOUT DRUGS.
WELL, NOW YOU WON'THAVE TO.
AH, HERE HE IS.
THIS IS JOSH CASHNER,
HE'LL BE PLAYING THE ROLEOF YOUR FUTURE SON.
NICE TO MEET YOU--"MOM AND DAD" !
( all laughing )
MY GOODNESS, HE DOES LOOKA LITTLE LIKE KEVIN.
YES, AND HE KNOWS ALLYOUR FAMILY HISTORY
AND EVERY DETAILOF YOUR HOUSE.
AND, HE'S WORKED UP QUITEA FUTURE FOR YOUR SON !
I'M GOING TO TELL HIM THATI DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL
AND WENT TO PRISONFOR EIGHT YEARS
WHERE I WAS SODOMIZED !
IN THE ASS !
OOH-HOO, THAT SHOULD GET KEVINTO STAY CLEAR OF DRUGS.
IT SURE SHOULD !
ALRIGHT, SO WE'LL PUT THEFAKE NEWS REPORT OUTON TUESDAY NIGHT--
MAKE SURE YOUR SON IS WATCHINGTHE CHANNEL FOUR NEWS.
OH, AND THAT'S WHEN YOU FAKE THEELECTRICAL STORM AS WELL ?
MOTIVATIONCORP TAKES CAREOF EVERYTHING.
JUST FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE SCRIPTSWHEN YOUR ACTOR ARRIVES.
"LISTEN TO ME,YOU CRAZY PERSON.
THERE'S NO WAY YOU CANBE FROM THE FUTURE."
OOH ! THIS ISGOING TO BE FUN !
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,IT'S ALL A SCAM !
YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT !
THEY'VE ALL BEEN LYING TO USTHIS WHOLE TIME !
THIS WHOLE TIME !
I WONDER IF MY FUTURE SELFKNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.
HEY, MAYBE MY FUTURE SELFREMEMBERS THIS HAPPENING
AND CAN SHED SOME LIGHTON THE SUBJECT.
BUTTERS,DON'T YOU GET IT ?!
THOSE ASSHOLES AREN'TOUR FUTURE SELVES,
OUR PARENTS HIRED THEM TOMAKE US MORE MOTIVATED !
BUT THEN WHY DID THEYCOME BACK TO THE PAST ?
THEY DIDN'T COME BACK TOTHE PAST, YOU DUMBASS !
THEY'RE ACTORS !
BUT THAT'S LIKETHEY'RE LYING.
IT IS LYING, BUTTERS.
YOUR PARENTS LIED TO YOUAND MY PARENTS LIED TO ME !
GET IT ?!
OOH, THAT MAKES ME ANGRY.
WHY, IF PROFESSOR CHAOSWERE HERE HE WOULD MAKEEVERYONE PAY !
WHO'S THAT ?
YOU KNOW,PROFESSOR CHAOS--
BRINGER OF DESTRUCTIONAND DISORDER !
FOLLOW MEBACK HOME, STAN.
IT'S TIME I LET YOU IN ONA HORRIBLE SECRET.
WAIT RIGHT HERE, STAN.
I WARN YOU, YOU MAY NOT LIKEWHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE.
WE HAVE TO TEACHOUR PARENTS A LESSON.
SHOW THEM THEY CAN'T JUST PLAYWITH OUR EMOTIONS LIKE THAT.
HA HA HA HAAAA !
NOW YOU KNOW MYTERRIBLE SECRET !
YOU'RE GAY ?
THAT'S FINE IF YOU'RE GAY,BUTTERS, I DON'T CARE.
NO, I'M PROFESSOR CHAOS.
WE HAVE TO TEACH OUR PARENTSA LESSON, BUTTERS !
WE'RE RUNNING AWAY !
HELP ME FIND THE PERFECT PLACETO RUN AWAY TO !
MMM... MAYBE I USED A LITTLETOO MUCH SILVER.
Butters and Stan realize that their future selves are actors.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The parents finally come clean.x CLOSE
Butters and Stan realize that their future selves are actors.x CLOSE
Stan is not satisfied with Cartman's poop-smearing plan.x CLOSE
The boys find a joint in the woods.x CLOSE
Future Stan shows up at the Marsh house.x CLOSE
Future Stan meets the other boys.x CLOSE
Butters introduces Stan to his future self.x CLOSE
Stan and Butters seek revenge on their parents.x CLOSE
Stan has no success confronting his parents about their lies.x CLOSE
Stan's plan to get his parents to tell the truth doesn't work.x CLOSE