WELL, BUTTERS, I HOPEYOU LIKE THE WORK.
I'M SURE YOUR PARENTSWILL BE PLENTY PISSED OFF.
AND AFTERMY PARENTS GET ANGRY
HOW DO WE GET THE POOPOFF THE WALLS ?
OOH, UH, THAT'SA DIFFERENT COMPANY.
( doorbell chimes )
OH, SOMEONE'S HERE,WE BETTER RUN OUT THE BACK.
PEPETE ! CARLOS !
BUT CARTMAN, WAIT !
BUTTERS !OH, STAN !
BUTTERS, WE-- OH GOD,IT SMELLS IN HERE.
YEAH, WELL,300 GALLONS OF POOP
ISN'T GONNASMELL LIKE A GARDEN.
BUTTERS,WE'RE RUNNING AWAY.
WE ARE ?
OUR PARENTS ARE NEVER GONNAADMIT WHAT THEY DID WAS WRONG,
AND THEY'RE NEVERGONNA CHANGE.
WHAT THE HELLIS THIS ?!
OH MY GOD,OUR HOUSE !
OH JEEZ,I'M GONNA GET IT NOW.
DO YOU HAVE ANEXPLANATION FOR THIS ?!
WELL, NOT REALLY, SIR,I JUST THOUGHT--
WAIT A MINUTE, CHRIS--DON'T YOU SEE ?
THIS MIGHT BE OUR FAULT.
MY GOD,YOU'RE RIGHT, LINDA.
THIS IS WHAT WE GET FORDECEIVING OUR SON.
BUTTERS, LISTEN, THE WHOLEFUTURE SELF THING,
WELL, IT WAS A DIRTY FIB.
WE JUST SO DESPERATELY WANTEDYOU TO NEVER TRY DRUGS
THAT WE USEDA BIG SCARE TACTIC
INSTEAD OFTELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
WE THOUGHT THE ENDSJUSTIFIED THE MEANS,
BUT THEY DON'T.THEY JUST DON'T, SON !
( sobs )
WE'RE SORRY, BABY !
( sobbing )
GET THE ( bleep )OUTTA HERE.
STAN !STAN !
OH, OKAY, YOU MIGHTBE WONDERING
WHY BUTTERS HASA FUTURE SELF TOO.
YES, WELL, YOU SEE, SON,
THE TIME MATRIX PULLED INMORE PEOPLE FROM--
OH, STOP IT, YOU GUYS !
I KNOW ALL ABOUTMOTIVATIONCORP !
ALL I'VE BEEN TRYING TOGET YOU GUYS TO DO
IS ADMIT THAT YOULIED TO ME !
WELL, SON WE'VE JUST BEENTRYING TO MAKE SURE
YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUSDRUGS LIKE POT ARE.
I'VE BEEN TOLD A LOT OFTHINGS ABOUT POT,
BUT I'VE COME TO FIND OUT A LOTOF THOSE THINGS AREN'T TRUE !
SO I DON'T KNOWWHAT TO BELIEVE !
WELL, STAN,THE TRUTH IS
MARIJUANA PROBABLY ISN'T GOINGTO MAKE YOU KILL PEOPLE.
AND MOST LIKELY ISN'T GONNAFUND TERRORISTS.
BUT, WELL, SON, POT MAKES YOUFEEL FINE WITH BEING BORED.
AND IT'S WHENYOU'RE BORED
THAT YOU SHOULD BE LEARNINGSOME NEW SKILL
OR DISCOVERING SOME NEW SCIENCEOR BEING CREATIVE.
IF YOU SMOKE POTYOU MAY GROW UP TO FIND OUT
THAT YOU AREN'T GOODAT ANYTHING.
I REALLY, REALLY WISH YOUJUST WOULD'VE TOLD ME THAT
FROM THE BEGINNING.
IF WE USE LIESAND EXAGGERATIONS
TO KEEP KIDS OFF DRUGS,
THEN THEY'RE NEVERGONNA BELIEVE ANYTHINGWE TELL THEM.
WELL THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSONI CAN BLAME--
( man )OH, GOD !
WHO SMEARED CRAPALL OVER OUR WALLS ?!
OH JESUS, IT SMELLS, OHH !
YOU REALLY DIDA NICE JOB, ERIC.
YUP, I GOTTA ADMITYOU CAME THROUGH.
I THOUGHT THE"HANGOVER BLACK" WENTREALLY NICE IN THE LOBBY.
WELL, HERE, ERIC,
I COOKED YOU A HUGE BOXOF COOKIES AS A PRESENT.
BUT YOU KNOW, ALL THIS TALKABOUT FUTURE SELVES
HAS MADE ME THINK MAYBE I SHOULDTAKE BETTER CARE OF MYSELF.
I MEAN, MAYBE I SHOULD THINKABOUT WHO I'M GONNA BECOME.
ATTA BOY, ERIC, YOU MADETHE RIGHT CHOICE !
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ?
HA HA !IT'S ME, CARTMAN !
YOU FROM THE FUTURE !
I CAME BACKTO TELL YOU
THAT THIS IS THE DAYYOU TURN IT ALL AROUND !
YOU STOP EATING JUNK FOOD,YOU START STUDYING HARDER,
YOU STAY AWAY FROMDRUGS AND ALCOHOL
AND YOU BECOME C.E.O. OF YOUROWN TIME TRAVEL COMPANY !
OH WOW, REALLY ?THAT'S SO AWESOME !
NOW I'LL REALLY WORKTO BE SUCCESSFUL !
RIGHT ON !
GO HAVE SEX WITHYOURSELF, ASSHOLE !
I'M NOT THAT STUPID !
JUST FOR THAT I GONNA SPENDMY WHOLE CHILDHOOD
EATING WHAT I WANT ANDDOING DRUGS WHEN I WANT !
WHATEVAH,I DO WHAT I WANT !
NO, WAIT !
AW, GOD DAMMIT !
The parents finally come clean.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The parents finally come clean.x CLOSE
Butters and Stan realize that their future selves are actors.x CLOSE
Stan is not satisfied with Cartman's poop-smearing plan.x CLOSE
The boys find a joint in the woods.x CLOSE
Future Stan shows up at the Marsh house.x CLOSE
Future Stan meets the other boys.x CLOSE
Butters introduces Stan to his future self.x CLOSE
Stan and Butters seek revenge on their parents.x CLOSE
Stan has no success confronting his parents about their lies.x CLOSE
Stan's plan to get his parents to tell the truth doesn't work.x CLOSE