OKAY, AUDIENCE MEMBERS, HI.
WELCOME TO THETAPING OF THE SHOW.
IT'S ALL GENERALSEATING IN THERE,
AND JUST REMEMBER, MR. EDWARDMIGHT NOT HEAR FROM
THE PARTICULAR DEAD PERSONYOU WANT TO TALK TO.
SO JUST KEEPAN OPEN MIND.
DON'T WORRY ERIC, I'M SUREHE'LL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU !
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,JOHN EDWARD.
( applause )
THANK YOU... THANK YOU...
ALRIGHT,LET'S GET STARTED.
IT'S COMING FROM OVER HERE...
DOES THE NAME MIKEMEAN ANYTHING TO ANYBODY ?
I'M GETTING MIKE--DEFINITELY AN M...
MIKE - MATT - MARY.
MARY WASMY MOTHER !
OKAY, OKAY,AND SHE DIED ?
YES, YES SHE DID !
OKAY AND SHE'S TELLING MESOMETHING ABOUT THE MONEY ?
"THE MONEY IS SAFE"IS THAT MAKING SENSE ?
HMMM, NOT REALLY.
IT MUST BE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSEIN THE AUDIENCE THEN.
UH, OVER HERE, PLEASE.
WE HAVEA DEAD FRIEND.
QUIET DOWN, BOYS, IT DOESN'TWORK THAT WAY...
UH... UH, OKAY I'M GETTINGSOMEONE NOW WHO'S NAME IS
J... T... L... M... K...
KENNY SAYS HI.
WOAAAAA !( applause )
OKAY, NOW I'M GETTINGTHAT KENNY DIED ?
WE TOLD YOU THAT.
AND IT WASN'TA GOOD DEATH.
IT WAS,IT WAS A SAD DEATH.
IT WAS LIKE, A DEATHTHAT MADE PEOPLE SAD
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE ?
OOOH !( applause )
LOOK, MR. EDWARD,CAN YOU JUST ASK KENNY
HOW WE CANGET HIM OUT PLEASE ?
DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY--
NOW KENNY IS TELLING METHAT YOU WERE HIS BEST FRIENDS
AND HE'S INA SAFE PLACE.
NO, NO, HE'S TRAPPEDIN CARTMAN'S BODY.
OH, THERE'SSOMEBODY WITH HIM.
WHO IS KYLE ?
I'M KYLE !
OH RIGHT... AND DIDAN OLDER WOMAN PASS.
SHE'S ASKING FOR KYLE,MAYBE A GRANDMA.
YEAH, MY GRANDMA--SHE'S HERE ?
SHE SAYS THERE'S SOMETHINGSHE ASKED YOU TO DO
AND YOU'RE NOT DOING IT.
SHE WANTS YOU TOLOOK FOR FOUR WHITE DOVES.
OH MY GOD !
NOW SHE'S SENDING MEA "P" WORD
MAYBE IT'S A"B" OR A "H"...
MY HARRYDIED LAST YEAR !
OH IT'S COMINGFROM OVER HERE !
I'M GETTING ALL KINDSOF VOICES TODAY, WOOO !
( laughter )
HEY, WAITA MINUTE, DUDE !
OKAY, NOW HARRY,HE'S TELLING ME--
OOH WELL, HE'S SAYING THATYOU TWO USED TO DO THINGS ?
AND THAT THOSETHINGS INVOLVED, STUFF ?
THE THINGSDID INVOLVE STUFF !
WOW-AOAO-OAO !( applause )
AW MAN !
I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOTFOOLED BY THAT ASSHOLE !
HE SEEMEDBETTER ON TV ?
YEAH, THEY MUST EDITTHE SHOWS DOWN ON TELEVISION
TO ONLY SHOW HIM GETTINGMOSTLY RIGHT ANSWERS !
GRANDMA IS WATCHING ME...ALWAYS WATCHING ME...
DUDE, YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT GUYTALKED TO YOUR GRANDMA DO YOU ?
AAGAHGH !!AGAHGAHGAGH !
IT MUST BEHIS TIME !
I THINK IT'SRUNNING OUT !
WE'VE GOTNO CHOICE.
THE ONLY PEOPLE I KNOWWHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP ERIC
ARE MY PARENTS.
WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE THENEXT FLIGHT TO SCOTLAND !
OKAY, CHILDREN, THIS IS YOURFLIGHT BACK TO COLORADO.
YOUR PARENTS ARE MEETING YOUAT THE AIRPORT IN DENVER.
WE DON'T GETTO GO TO SCOTLAND ?
IT'S TOO FAR, AND YOURPARENTS WANT YOU BACK HOME.
OH WELL, GOOD LUCK GETTINGKENNY OUT OF YOU, FATSO.
COME ON, WE GOTTACATCH OUR PLANE !
YOU CHILDREN GET RIGHT ONTHAT PLANE NOW !
THIS IS A FINAL BOARDINGANNOUNCEMENT
FOR FLIGHT 342 TO DENVER.
THAT'S US, COME ON.
FOUR WHITE BIRDS !
THERE'S FOURWHITE BIRDS !
THIS IS WHATGRANDMA WANTS !
SHE WANTS METO ATTEND JEWLEEARD !
DUDE, YOU WERE GOING TO SEEFOUR WHITE BIRDS EVENTUALLY !
SO IS IT COINCIDENCE THATGRANDMA DID TALK TO ME
ABOUT ME GOING TOJEWLEEARD SOMEDAY ?
YES, NOW COME ON,OUR PLANE'S GONNA LEAVE.
I'M NOT GOING BACK.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALI HAVE TO JOIN JEWLEEARDAND MAKE GRANDMA PROUD !
TELL MY PARENTSI'LL CALL THEM.
KYLE !NO, KYLE !
AW CRAP !!
Cartman goes to Scotland to seek help from Chef's parents.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
Cartman goes to Scotland to seek help from Chef's parents.x CLOSE
Stan wows pedestrians in New York.x CLOSE
John Edward is a phony douche.x CLOSE
Cartman is rushed to the emergency room.x CLOSE
Chef, Mrs. Cartman and the boys fly to New York.x CLOSE
Chef's parents can tell Cartman is possessed.x CLOSE
Stan gets his own show and uses it to prove his point.x CLOSE
Chef forgets to bring a child for sacrifice.x CLOSE
John Edward challenges Stan to a psychic showdown.x CLOSE
Kenny's soul takes over a pot roast.x CLOSE