YES, MOMMY.
AND, NOT DROPPINGYOUR SOAP ?
YES, MOMMY.
HEY, MA.
YOUNG MAN, THAT ISTHE FOURTH TIME
YOU HAVE BEEN LATEFOR OUR VISITING TIME.
YOU ARE GROUNDED.
GROUNDED, OH NO !
HERE YOU GO, BOYS,KEEP IT SHORT.
HEY GUYS. GUYS
HEY, FAT ASS,HOW'S PRISON ?
WELL, IT SUCKS BALLS,WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
CARTMAN, WHY THE HELL DID YOUHAVE TO COMMIT A HATE CRIME ?
WE'RE GOING TO LOSE TO GIRLSBECAUSE OF YOU.
YEAH, SO YOU GOTTABUST OUT OF HERE.
SO WE MADE YOUTHIS CAKE.
THERE'S AN AIL-NAY ILE-FAY INSIDE OF IT.
A WHAT ?
AN AIL-NAY ILE-FAY.
WHAT IS THAT ?
LISTEN, AGGOT-FAY !
AN AIL-NAY ILE-FAY SO YOU CANEAK-BRAY OUT OF ISON-PRAY.
YEAH, YOU STUPIDUMNASS-DAY !
I'D LOVE TOEAT A CAKE, YOU GUYS,
BUT THEY DON'T LET US TAKEANYTHING BACK TO THE CELLSFROM HERE.
THEY ON'T-DAY,WHY THE ELL-HAY OT-NAY ?
IT OOK-TAY OUR-FAY HOURSTO AKE-BAY THISODDAMN-GAY AKE-CAY
AND NOW WE'REOTTALLY EWED-SRAY !
YEAH.
LOOK THAT'S NOTIMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.
DID YOU GUYSBRING THE CIGARETTES ?
WELL, WE GOTSOME CIGARETTES,
BUT WE DON'T THINKYOU SHOULD BE SMOKING.
EACH YEAR OVERA MILLION PEOPLEDIE OF CANCER...
JUST HAND OVERTHE GODDAMN CIGARETTES.
SHHH !
LOOK, IF YOU GUYS WANT ME BACKTO WIN THE SLEDDING RACE,
THEN I NEEDTHOSE CIGARETTES.
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSEDTO GIVE THEM TO YOU ?
JUST PAST THEM THROUGH THESELITTLE DRILL HOLES HERE.
THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY DOES.
BUT THEY'RE GOING TO SEARCH YOUON YOUR WAY BACK TO YOUR CELL.
I KNOW, THAT'S WHY I HAVE TOHIDE THEM UP MY ASS.
( laughter )
SHUT UP YOU GUYS,IT'S NOT FUNNY.
ALL RIGHT HERE...
WOW, I REALLY WISH I HADN'TSAT HERE AND WATCHED THAT.
ME TOO.
OKAY, GUYS, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,I MUST BE GOING NOW.
DON'T FARTON YOUR WAY OUT,
YOU MIGHT MAKELITTLE SMOKE SIGNALS.
( laughter )
HA, HA...VERY FUNNY YOU GUYS,HA, HA...
THAT SUCKS WE COULDN'TGIVE HIM THE NAIL FILE.
SO, NOW WHAT DO WE DO ?
THERE'S ONLYONE THING WE CAN DO,
WE HAVE TOGO SEE TOKEN,
AND SEE IF HE'LLFORGIVE CARTMANFOR HATE-CRIMING HIM.
COME ON, WE'RERUNNING OUT OF TIME.
Ailbreak-Jay
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 s04e01
Cartman can't take Kyle and Stan's cake back to his cell, so they leave to concoct a new jailbreak plan.

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