OH, GOLLY, KEVIN, HONEY.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, SON.
LOOKS LIKE WINTER'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
BETTER GET SOMEFIREWOOD READY.
OH, HAPPY SUMMER,GENTLEMEN.
SHUT UP, PIP.
ENJOY SOME OF THE SUMMERFOR ME, WOULD YOU ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
WELL, I HAVE TO SPEND MYSUMMER IN SUMMER SCHOOL
BECAUSE I CAN'T BE LEFT ALONE.
YOU SEE MY PARENTS ARE DEAD.
YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD ?GODDAMN YOU, SIR PIP.
( laughing )
OH, YEAH, DUDE.
THAT MEANS WE GOTTABUY FIREWORKS.
I SAVED UP ENOUGH MONEYTO BUY M80'S THIS YEAR.
I SAW THIS MOVIE ONCE
WHERE THIS GUY STUCK A FIRECRACKER UP A CAT'S BUTT.
COOL, MAYBE WE CAN DO THAT TO CARTMAN'S CAT.
HEY, IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH KITTY'S ASS,
I'LL PUT FIRE CRACKERS IN YOUR NUT-SACK
AND BLOW YOUR BALLS ALL OVER YOUR PANTS.
( mumbling )
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU ?
WE WANT TO BUY M80'S .
THE KIND THAT FIT IN CARTMAN'S CAT'S ASS.
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME.
WHAT A BABY.
SO WE'LL HAVE TEN M80 PLEASE.
I'M SORRY FELLAS, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD ?
HEARD WHAT ?
ALL FIREWORKS HAVE BEENBANNED IN COLORADO.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
IT WAS IN THE PAPER THIS MORNING.
DUDE, JUST CAUSE SOMESTUPID NORTH PARK KID BLEW HIS HANDS OFF,
WE DON'T GET TO BUY M80'S .
HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO US ?
DOESN'T ANYONE BELIEVE IN TRADITION ANYMORE ?
YEAH, WE'VE BEEN PLAYING WITHFIRE CRACKERS OUR WHOLE LIVES.
A SUMMER WITHOUT FIREWORKS IS LIKE--
I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S LIKE
IT SUCKS ASS.
YEAH, NOW WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO ?
I CAN STILL SELL SNAKES.
( together )NAH.
With Colorado's new ban on fireworks, summertime is going to suck.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
With Colorado's new ban on fireworks, summertime is going to suck.x CLOSE
Jimbo is on his way to Mexico to smuggle in some fireworks, while the mayor work on the giant snake.x CLOSE
Jimbo and Ned are stopped at the boarder with fireworks.x CLOSE
Mr. Hat is missing and Garrison is pissed.x CLOSE
The mayor s mad South Park can't have fireworks because some kid blew his hands off.x CLOSE
Cartman swims in pee at his first swimming lesson.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo pick up some fireworks in Mexico.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison unravels without Mr. Hat, and Cartman is sick of swimming in first grader pee.x CLOSE
The giant snake is growing out of control wreaking havok.x CLOSE
The snake must be stopped and the kids are on their own.x CLOSE