WELL, CARTMAN THANKS TO YOU, WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT
TO WIN THE TERRANCE AND PHILLIP DOLLS.
WELL, I'M SORRY.
SORRY'S NOTGOOD ENOUGH.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNADO ABOUT IT ?
HEY, I BET KENNY HAS SOME FOOD STAMPS ON HIM.
WHAT THESE ?
SIR, WILL YOU TAKE FOOD STAMPS FOR THREE BALLS ?
SURE AS LONG AS THEY'RE GOOD.
GIVE HIM YOURFOOD STAMPS, KENNY.
COME ON, DUDE.
I CAN DO IT.I'M SURE.
( mumble )
DAMN IT, KENNY, DON'T BE SUCH A FOOD STAMP HOG !
SHARE WITH THE REST OF YOUR FRIENDS !
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
HEY, THAT WAS RIGHT ON TARGET.
SORRY, KID.TRY AGAIN.
THAT DOES IT,SHENANIGANS, SHENANIGANS !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
I'M DECLARING SHENANIGANS ON YOU.
THIS GAME IS RIGGED.
WHAT'S ALL THE HOO-HA ?
OFFICER, I'M GOING TO DECLARE SHENANIGANS ON THIS OPERATOR.
THIS GAME IS FIXED.
THE BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT'S MOUTH.
IF THAT IS TRUE, THEN YOUR DECLARATION OF SHENANIGANSIS JUST.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY, CARNIVAL OPERATOR ?
THE KID WAS REALLY CLOSE.
HE STILL HAS ANOTHER BALL.
LET'S TRY AGAIN, SON.
HERE YA GO.
THERE YA SEE.
WE HAVE A WINNER.
YOUNG MAN, YOU CAN'T JUST GO DECLARING SHENANIGANS ON INNOCENT PEOPLE.
THAT'S HOW WARS GET STARTED.
SORRY, OFFICER BUTT-BABY.
OH, I'M SORRY. WHAT DID I SAY ?
YOU SAID BUTT-BABY.
HA, HA, HA.
YOU GET TO PICK BETWEEN THE BARBIE POCKET MIRROR AND THE BON JOVI TOOTHPICK.
NO, DUDE. I WANT THE TERRANCE AND PHILLIP DOLLS.
OH, NO, YOU GOT TO WIN 7 TIMES TO EARN THOSE.
WIN 7 BON JOVI TOOTHPICKS THEN YOU CAN TRADE THEM IN FOR THE DOLLS.
YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH !
YOU NEVER TOLD US THAT WE HAD TO...
STEP ON UP,JUST FIVE DOLLARS TO PLAY.
DAMN IT, I HAVE TO HAVE THOSE DOLLS !
WE'RE NEVER GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO WIN.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I'VE GOT IT.
THE BULL RIDING CONTEST.
CARTMAN COULD RIDE A BULL, AND TRY TO WIN $5,000.
THINK ABOUT IT DUDE,$5,000 !
THAT'S ONE THOUSANDSET OF BALLS.
THAT'S 3,000 BALLS.
WE'D HAVE TO WIN ENOUGH TO GET THE DOLLS.
WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK CARTMAN RIDES A BULL ?
BECAUSE YOU SPENT ALL OF OUR MONEY ON THOSE STUPID RIDES, FAT ASS.
NOW, YOU'RE GETTING ON A BULL OR I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR ( beep ) HEAD OPEN.
OKAY, I'LL GET ON A BULL.
NOW COME ON, YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALHE REALLY WANTSTHOSE DOLLS.
I GUESS, DAMN.
Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
The mayor and Uncle Jimbo preside over the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days.x CLOSE
Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.x CLOSE
The boys are disappointed by the Chamber of Farts ride.x CLOSE
Game show contestants Tom and Mary win a trip to South Park.x CLOSE
The cows are released, but they don't move. People die anyway.x CLOSE
The boys ride the Line Ride, which is a line, not a ride.x CLOSE
Cartman is thrown from a mechanical bull in slightly less than ten seconds.x CLOSE
Kyle hits Cartman's bull in the balls with a snowball.x CLOSE
Tom and Mary are arrested for cow statue theft.x CLOSE
Cartman is convinced he's a prostitute, so he acts like one.x CLOSE