THAT US DECENT RICH AMERICANSHAVE GATHERED TO SAY
WE WILL BESEPARATED NO MORE.
HOORAY !HOORAY !
THIS CERTAINLY HAS BEENAN ENLIGHTENING EVENING.
AND AS MAYORI ACCEPT YOUR PETITION
AND WILL ABOLISHALL SEPARATION LAWS.
YEAH !YEAH !
AND I WANT TO ASSURETHE NATION THAT IS WATCHING
THAT SOUTH PARK IS NOT A TOWNOF PREJUDICE OR BIGOTRY.
( Garrison )BOO !
WHAT THE ?
OH GOD, NO.
KARL, DO YOU SEEWHAT I SEE ?
I DO BELIEVE THIS TOWNIS "HAINTED".
KIDS, GO FIND THELIMO AND GET IN !
YOU DIDN'T TELL METHIS TOWN WAS HAINTED.
I DIDN'T KNOW !
I ! DIDN'T ! KNOW !
THEY'RE SCAREDTO DEATH.
PACK UP YOURTHINGS QUICKLY,
WE GOTTAGET OUT OF HERE.
OH, HEY, THERE'S TOKEN.
DUDE, WE'RE GONNA PLAYFOOTBALL, YOU WANNA PLAY ?
YOU MEAN...YOU WANT ME AROUND ?
SURE, DUDE,YOU'RE OUR FRIEND.
YEAH, I KNOW.
BUT YOU GUYS ALWAYS RIPON ME FOR BEING RICH.
DUDE, JUST BECAUSE WE RIPON YOU FOR BEING RICH
DOESN'T MEANWE DON'T LIKE YOU.
YEAH, WE'RE GUYS, DUDE.
WE FIND SOMETHING ABOUTALL OUR FRIENDS TO RIP ON.
WE MADE FUN OF YOUFOR BEING RICH
JUST LIKE WE MAKE FUN OFBUTTERS FOR BEING WIMPY.
THEY SURE DO.
YEAH, LIKE WE RIP ONKYLE FOR BEING A JEW.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALTHAT'S RIGHT, HUH ?
AND STAN FOR BEINGIN LOVE WITH WENDY.
YEAH, I GET ITFOR THAT.
AND CARTMANFOR BEING FAT.
AND CARTMANFOR BEING STUPID.
AND CARTMAN FOR HAVINGA WHORE FOR A MOM.HEY.
AND CARTMAN FOR BEINGA SADISTIC ASSHOLE.
HEY, YOU DID MEALREADY !
YOU'RE RIGHT, GUYS.
FOR NOW ON, I'M FINE WITH BEINGMADE FUN OF FOR BEING RICH.
OH, BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA RIP ONYOU FOR BEING RICH ANYMORE.
YOU'RE NOT ?
NO, DUDE, BECAUSE SINCE YOUGOT YOUR FEELINGS SO HURT
FOR BEING RIPPED ON,NOW WE THINK YOU'RE A PUSSY.
YEAH, SO NOW YOU'REA PUSSY-- PUSSAHOLIC.
COME ON, TOKEN, WE'REGONNA PLAY FOOTBALL, YOU PUSS.
YEAH, WHAT A PUSS.
YEAH, THAT GUY'S A PUSSY.
WAIT, I LIKE BEING RIPPED ONFOR BEING RICH BETTER !
THAT WAS IT.
WE JUST SAW THE LAST OF 'EMSPEEDING AWAY IN A VAN.
ALL RIGHT !ALL RIGHT !
THEY WERE SO SCARED, I'M SURETHEY'LL NEVER BE BACK.
THAT'S GREAT !
NOW WE CAN SELL ALL THEIR HOMESAND BECOME MILLIONAIRES !
BUT THEN YOU HAD US DOALL THAT FOR NOTHING.
DON'T YOU SEE ?
IF YOU GET RICHSELLING THESE HOMES
THEN THERE WILL STILL BERICH PEOPLE IN SOUTH PARK.
YEAH, YOU'D BECOMEWHAT YOU HATE.
WELL YEAH, BUT AT LEAST I GOTRID OF ALL THOSE DAMN NI--
The Town's Hainted
The locals scare off the rich people.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Will and Jada Pinkett Smith move to South Park with their kids.x CLOSE
The locals scare off the rich people.x CLOSE
Token meets Aslan, the head lion.x CLOSE
The students give Token a guilt trip about his rich family.x CLOSE
Token tells his parents that he wishes they weren't so rich.x CLOSE
Token's parents take him to J-Mart.x CLOSE
The Smith kids are richer than Token.x CLOSE
Will Smith gets Snoop Dogg to come to South Park.x CLOSE
South Park is furious over the integration of rich people into their town.x CLOSE
The locals try to intimidate the rich people out of town.x CLOSE