MAKE SURE THAT SIGN IS REALLY BRIGHT AND FLASHY NOW !
MY GOODNESS, THAT'S GOING TO BEA HUGE COFFEEHOUSE, HONEY.
YES IT IS.
THEY REALLY HAVE MY BALLSIN A JUICE-MAKER.
OH HELLO, SON !
HOW DID YOUR REPORT GO ?
I THINK IT WENT REALLY GOOD.
THOSE PEOPLE REALLY GOT INTO IT.
YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST SAVED THE FAMILY BUSINESS !
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT ?
I NEED COFFEE !
I KNOW HOW YOU BOYS FEEL.
SOMETIMES A HOT CUPOF FRENCH ROAST AMARETTO
IS JUST WHAT A MAN NEEDS TO GET HIM THROUGH THE DAY.
THAT SMOOTH AROMAAND MILD TASTE
IS WHAT MAKES TWEEK COFFEE SO VERY SPECIAL...
SPECIAL LIKE AN ARIZONA SUNRISEOR A JUNIPER WET WITH DEW...
A LIGHT RAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF A DUSTY AFTERNOON,
OR A HUG FROM YOUR DEAR OLD AUNTIE--
THE METAPHORS, MAN.
HERE YOU GO.
DO EVER THINK MAYBE YOUSHOULDN'T GIVE YOUR SON COFFEE ?
LIKE HOW DO YOU MEAN ?
LIKE LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S ALWAYS SHAKING AND NERVOUS.
HE HAS A.D.D., ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER.
THAT'S WHY HE'S SO JITTERY ALL THE TIME.
MR. TWEEK !
WE'VE ONLY JUST HEARD !
OH, HELLO COMMITTEE MEMBERS,WHAT A SURPRISE.
SO THIS IS THE CORPORATE BULLDOZER
TRYING TO PUSH YOU OFF THE MAP ?
YES, HOW DID YOU HEAR ?
THESE BOYS DID AN EXCELLENTREPORT FOR US THIS MORNING.
THEY'RE SO UPSET BY THIS WHOLE THING.
MY BUTT HURTS.
DON'T WORRY, MR. TWEEK.
THIS COMMITTEE IS NOT GOING TO LET YOU
BE RUN OUT OF BUSINESS BY THESE BASTARDS !
YOU HEAR THAT ?!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS !
EXCUSE ME ?
BOYS, WE'VE TALKED IT OVER,
AND WE WANT YOU TO TAKEYOUR CASE TO THE MAYOR !
OUR CASE ?
AGH !NO WAY, MAN !
THAT IS WAYTOO MUCH PRESSURE !
OH, YOU'LL DO FINE, SON.
COME ON, BOYS, LET'S GO !
AW, MAN,THIS SUCKS !
I Need Coffee
Mr. Tweek gets back from the committee.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
Everyone but Tweek misses the gnomes.x CLOSE
Mr. Tweek gets back from the committee.x CLOSE
The town of South Park protests Harbucks.x CLOSE
The class is divided into two groups.x CLOSE
Tweeks Bros. Coffee is threatened by Harbucks.x CLOSE
Tweek and the boys come up with a topic for their presentation.x CLOSE
The boys go to Tweek's house to see the gnomes.x CLOSE
The boys get away with Mr. Tweek's corporate takeover report.x CLOSE
The mayor crafts Prop.10 and the gnomes show up.x CLOSE
The boys debate John Postem.x CLOSE