OKAY, DUDE, THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO BE HERE
TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE ANY MINUTE.
I ALMOST THINK YOU'RE DOING THIS
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH GIRLS.
NO WAY, DUDEDON'T BE SILLY.
WE HAVE TO SAY "TRUTH" A COUPLE OF TIMES
BEFORE WE SAY "DARE", RIGHT ?
RIGHT, WHY ?
BECAUSE IF WE DON'T, WE'LL SEEM TO EAGER.
TO EAGER TO WHAT ?
TO SAY DARE, DUMB-ASS, GEEZ.
OH HI, WENDY,WHAT'S UP ?
DON'T YOU GUYS STILL WANT TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE ?
YEAH, I MEAN...SURE, WHATEVER.
THEN COME ON !
REMEMBER TRUTH THE FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES.
WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST ?
I WILL,KYLE ?
TRUTH OR DARE.
UM, DARE ?
DUDE !WHAT ?
( whispering )
KISS BEBE ON THE LIPS.
WHAT ? SICK, DUDE !I'M NOT KISSING A GIRL !
WHAT'S THE MATTER, KYLE ?
IT'S JUST WRONG, THAT'S ALL !
DON'T BE A CHICKEN, DUDE.
JUST CLOSEYOUR EYES.
WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU GOTTEN ME INTO !
DUDE, CARTMAN IS IN HIS CLUBHOUSE
PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE WITH GIRLS RIGHT NOW.
DO YOU REALLY WANTHIM TO BEAT US ?
SICK !AH, ( beep ) SICKENING !
WOW, LOOK AT THAT ASS.
SHAKE IT, BABY !
YOUR TURN, BEBE.
OKAY STAN,TRUTH OR DARE ?
STAN, TRUTH OR DARE ?
COULD YOU PLEASE COME HELP ME WITH THE FIREWOOD ?
DUDE, WE CUT FIREWOOD ALL DAY YESTERDAY.
WE HAVE ENOUGH TO LAST 12 YEARS.
WHEN WILL YOU LET ME IN, LET ME LOVE YOU !
NOW GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND HELP ME.
HOPEFULLY WE CAN PLAY TRUTH OR DARE TOMORROW.
I THINK YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO MOVE OUT WHEN YOU'RE 14.
OUR MOMS WON'T EVENLET US SMOKE.
YEAH, IT'S MY BODY.
MY MOM ALWAYS GIVES ME SH-( beep ) FOR SMOKING, BUT IT'S MY BODY.
I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT.
MY MOM GIVE SH-( beep ) SOMETIMES,
AND I TELL HER TO SHUT HER HOLE BEFORE I KICK HER IN THE NUTS.
ERIC, POOKUMS, IT'S TIME FOR MOMMY
TO TUCK YOU INFOR NIGHT-NIGHT.
ERIC, ARE YOU OUT THERE IN YOUR CLUBHOUSE ?
OKAY, WE HAVE TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE, QUICK !
WHAT'S UP ?HEY, GIRLS,
OH HEY, SCOTT.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU !
OH, WE INVITED SOME PEOPLE OVER.
HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
HOW MANY PEOPLE ?
KYLE, CAN I TALK TO YOU ?
KYLE, THIS IS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME.
I THINK WE NEED TIME APART.
I'M JUST FEELING REALLY TRAPPED.
I CAN'T GO ON WITH THIS CO-DEPENDENCY.
OKAY, THAT'S FINE.
NO, NO,DON'T SPEAK.
JUST TRY TO UNDERSTAND.
IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY.
BUT I DON'T CARE.
PLEASE, JUST REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD.
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, NEVER.
OKAY, CLYDE, WE CAN GO NOW.
Truth or Dare
Stan and Kyle play truth or dare with Wendy and Bebe.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
Wendy wants to setup Kyle and Bebe.x CLOSE
Stan gets caught passing notes.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle play truth or dare with Wendy and Bebe.x CLOSE
Mr. Marsh tells Stan and Kyle how to build a clubhouse.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kenny plan to build a rival clubhouse.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey counsels Stan's parents.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kenny finish the clubhouse.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle work on their clubhouse.x CLOSE
Chef advises Stan on playing Truth or Dare.x CLOSE
Kenny brings a couple of older women to the clubhouse.x CLOSE