SGT. STANLEY MARSH IS TRAPPED BEHIND ENEMY LINES.
HIS ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL
IS TO SNEAK PAST THE BOSNIANGUARD WHO STANDS WATCH.
SGT. MARSH KNOWS IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
HE MUST MAKE A RUN FOR IT.
THE AMERICAN BASE IS ONLY A FEW FEET AWAY...
POW, POW, POW.POW.
IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN YOUR WEAK AMERICAN WEAPONS
TO DESTROY ME.
CARTMAN, WE SHOT YOUR BOSNIAN FAT ASS !
YEAH, YOUR DEAD !
I HAVE CLASS-4 ARMOR ON..THAT--
NO, YOU DON'T !
SPECIAL ARMOR THAT'S INPENETRABLE TO AMERICAN BULLETS.
DUDE, EVERY TIME WE PLAY AMERICANS VS. BOSNIANS,
YOU CHEAT !
YEAH CARTMAN,YOU SUCK.
IF YOU WANT TO PLAY AMERICANS VS. BOSNIANS ANYMORE,
YOU CAN JUST PLAY WITH YOURSELF.
THAT'S FINE,I LIKE PLAYING WITH MYSELF.
I'LL PLAY WITH MYSELF ALL DAY LONG.
HA, HA, HA...
NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ?
KYLE, DOESN'T BEBELOOK PRETTY TODAY ?
I DON'T KNOW.
SHE DOES, SHE LOOKSVERY PRETTY.
STAN, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND ?
WOULDN'T IT BE FUN IF WE FIXED KYLE UP OF WITH BEBE ?
IF BEBE AND KYLE WERE A COUPLE,
THEN WE COULD INVITE THEM OVER TO YOUR CLUBHOUSE FOR DINNER,
AND PLAY PARLOR GAMES ANDHAVE MEANINGFUL CONVERSATIONS
AND SIP COGNAC BY THE FIREPLACE.
BUT, DUDE, I DON'T HAVE A CLUBHOUSE.
YOU DON'T ?
I THOUGHT ALL GUYS HAD CLUBHOUSES.
JUST HOW MANY GUYS' CLUBHOUSES HAVE YOU BEEN IN ?
CARTMAN HAS WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK.
( farting )
STAN, YOU HAVE TO BUILD A CLUBHOUSE
THEN ALL FOUR OF US COULD SIT IN IT
AND PLAY "TRUTH OR DARE".
TRUTH OR DARE, WOW !
COME ON, KYLE WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
WE DO ?
WE'VE GONNA BUILD A CLUBHOUSE
I HAVE TO ASK MY DAD FOR HELP.
DID IT WORK ?
I THINK IT DID, BEBE.
IF ALL GOESAS PLANNED,
KYLE WILL BE YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND !
I HOPE SO, WENDY.
HE'S GOT SUCH A HOT ASS !
Wendy wants to setup Kyle and Bebe.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
Wendy wants to setup Kyle and Bebe.x CLOSE
Stan gets caught passing notes.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle play truth or dare with Wendy and Bebe.x CLOSE
Mr. Marsh tells Stan and Kyle how to build a clubhouse.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kenny plan to build a rival clubhouse.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey counsels Stan's parents.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kenny finish the clubhouse.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle work on their clubhouse.x CLOSE
Chef advises Stan on playing Truth or Dare.x CLOSE
Kenny brings a couple of older women to the clubhouse.x CLOSE