AND IT LOOKS LIKEABOUT HALF OF YOU THINKTHE FLAG SHOULD STAY,
AND HALF THINK THE FLAGSHOULD BE CHANGED.
HOW COULD ANY OF YOU THINKTHAT FLAG SHOULD STAYTHE WAY IT IS !
SAVE IT FORTHE DEBATE, WENDY !
NOW, I'M GOING TO ASSIGNTHE DEBATE LEADERS.
WHO WANTS TO LEADTHE "FLAG SHOULD STAYTHE WAY IT IS" TEAM ?
ME, ME !ME, ME !
STAN, HOW COULD YOUBE SO INSENSITIVE ?
WHAT, DUDE ? I DON'TSEE ANYTHING WRONGWITH THAT FLAG.
YEAH, ME NEITHER !
ALRIGHT STAN AND KYLE,YOU CAN BOTH BETHE TEAM LEADERS
FOR THE "FLAG SHOULD STAYTHE WAY IT IS" TEAM.
NOW WHO WANTS TO LEADFOR THE "FLAG SHOULDBE CHANGED" TEAM ?
OKAY, WENDY AND ERICCAN TEAM UP.
ALRIGHT CHILDREN,DO YOUR HOMEWORK
AND LET'S GET READYFOR A GREAT DEBATE !
HELLO, CHEF !HELLO, CHEF !
MY NAME ISN'T "CHEF"ANYMORE, CHILDREN.
I'VE CONVERTEDTO ISLAM.ISLAM ?
FROM NOW ON MY NAME IS"ABDUL MOHAMMED JABARRAUF KAREEM ALI".
WITH EVERYONE IN TOWNBEING SO INSENSITIVEABOUT THE FLAG,
I FIND IT NO LONGER FITTINGTO USE MY SLAVE NAME !
WELL, WE NEED HELPWITH OUR DEBATE CLUB.
WE HAVE TO EXPLAINWHY WE THINK THE FLAGSHOULD NOT BE CHANGED.
YOU WHAT ?
YOU DON'T THINK THEY SHOULDCHANGE THE FLAG ?
NOT REALLY.YEAH, WE DON'T SEEWHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
WELL THAT FIGURESYOU DON'T.
BECAUSE YOURCRACKER-ASS PARENTS
TURNED YOU INTOLITTLE CRACKER-ASSCRACKER-RACISTS !
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVETO SEE THIS MANY OF THE PEOPLEI CONSIDERED FRIENDS
TURN AGAINST ME !
BUT CHEF, WE DON'T KNOW WHATYOU'RE TALKING ABOUT-
BUT NOTHIN' !BUT MY ASS !
FIX YOUR OWNDAMN FOOD !
OKAY, NOW, IN ORDER FOR USTO WIN THE DEBATE TO CHANGETHE SOUTH PARK FLAG,
WE WILL NEED TO DOA LOT OF RESEARCH.
NOW, MY PLAN IS TO DIVIDE UPINTO THREE RESEARCH TEAMS.
WE WILL PRESENTOUR ARGUMENT BASED ON-
IT'S OKAY,I'M HERE !
NICE OF YOUTO SHOW UP.
WE WERE JUST DISCUSSINGHOW WE SHOULD STATE OUR CASE.
YES, THIS ISA DIFFICULT CASE.
IN ORDER TO WINTHE DEBATE
WE'LL NEED TO ATTACKSTAN AND KYLE'S CREDIBILITY.
THAT'S HOW YOU WINTHESE THINGS !
BUTTERS, TAKE SOME KIDSAND GO DIG UP WHATEVER DIRTYOU CAN ON KYLE'S PAST.
I'M TALKING"BOOBIE" MAGAZINES,WHATEVER.
THE REST OF YOU,GET US THE GOODS ON STAN.
HIS MOM GROUNDED HIM ONCEFOR SETTING SOMETHING ON FIRE,
LET'S FIND OUT WHATTHAT SOMETHING WAS--
AND THEN LIE ANDSAY IT WAS A PUPPY !
CARTMAN, WE CAN'T JUST ATTACKSTAN AND KYLE'S CREDIBILITY !
WE NEED TO PRESENTOUR SIDE OF THE DEBATE !
YOU'RE RIGHT, WE'LLNEED TO LOOK LIKE WE'VEPREPARED A CASE TOO,
SO THAT THEY LOOKALL THE WEAKER, GOOD PLAN.
SO... WHAT'STHE ISSUE AGAIN ?
THE SOUTH PARK FLAG !
INTERESTING...AND WHAT SIDE ARE WE ON ?
WHOA, CALM DOWN, HO !
The debate teams are assigned.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
Jimbo and Chef agree to compromise on the flag.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo use the Klan to their advantage.x CLOSE
The debate teams are assigned.x CLOSE
Chef and Uncle Jimbo argue over the South Park flagx CLOSE
Mr. Wyland wants the class to debate the flag issue.x CLOSE
Jimbo educates the students on the importance of maintaining the flag.x CLOSE
Chef tries to organize an anti-flag march.x CLOSE
Demonstrations for both sides of the flag issue take place.x CLOSE
The mayor decides to let the children of South Park vote on the flag issue.x CLOSE
The two teams research their sides of the debate.x CLOSE