THANKS FORCOMING OVER, BEBE.
I HAVE SOMETHINGTO TELL YOU.SURE, WHAT ?
BEBE, I'M ATTRACTEDTO CARTMAN.
WHY WOULD YOUTELL ME THIS ?
WHY WOULD YOUTELL ANYONE THIS ?
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOWWHAT TO DO !
I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ANDIF I CAN'T CONCENTRATE,
THEN I CAN'T WINTHE DEBATE TOMORROW !
THE WHOLE VOTE IS DEPENDENTON ME DOING A GOOD JOB.
WHEN TWO PEOPLEWORK CLOSELYFOR A LONG TIME,
SOMETIMES THEY FEELWHAT'S CALLED"SEXUAL TENSION".
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TOACT ON THE IMPULSE ANDGET IT OVER WITH.
YOU MEAN,I SHOULD KISS HIM ?
KISS HIM AND GET ITOUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.
OH GOD !
WELL, I CERTAINLY WOULD LIKETO THANK ALL THE PARENTS
FOR THEIR SUPPORTOF OUR DEBATE CLUB.
I REALIZE THAT MANY OF YOU ARETORN BY THE ISSUES AS WELL,
SO PERHAPS THE CHILDRENCAN SHED SOME LIGHT ON US !
WE'LL START WITHWENDY TESTABURGER,
ON THE "FLAG SHOULDBE CHANGED" TEAM !
THE, THE, UH...
THE FIRST ARGUMENTWE, UH...
LEMME START OVER.
THE, UH... OH GOD !
COULD YOU ALL EXCUSE MEFOR A MOMENT ?
THERE, NOW, THE MAIN POINTWE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE
IS THAT OFTEN TIMES, IT ISPRUDENT TO CHANGE HISTORY.
AS TIMES CHANGE,WE HOPE TO GROW,
AND AS WE GROW,OUR RULES MUST CHANGE,
IT IS A NATURAL PARTOF EVOLUTION, THANK YOU.
OKAY, AND KYLE AND STAN'S TEAM,YOUR MAIN POINT ?
OUR MAIN POINTIS THAT THE FLAGSHOULDN'T OFFEND ANYONE
BECAUSE KILLINGHAS BEEN AROUND SINCETHE BEGINNING OF TIME.
ALL ANIMALS KILL
AND THE ANIMALS THATDON'T KILL ARE STUPID ONES,
LIKE COWS ANDTURTLES AND STUFF.
SO, PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BESO UPSET ABOUT KILLING.
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH ! YOU JUSTMISSED THE POINT ENTIRELY !
I'M NOT MAD BECAUSE THE FLAGSHOWS SOMEBODY GETTING KILLED,
IT'S BECAUSEIT'S RACIST !
RACIST ?RACIST ?
CHILDREN, DON'T YOU EVEN KNOWWHAT THIS ARGUMENT IS ABOUT ?
THAT FLAG IS RACISTBECAUSE A BLACK MAN ISBEING HUNG BY WHITE PEOPLE !
OOOHHHH !OOOHHHH !
WE DIDN'T REALLYSEE IT THAT WAY.
BUT THAT'S A BLACK MANUP THERE !
YEAH, BUT THE COLOROF SOMEONE'S SKINDOESN'T MATTER.
WELL, OF COURSEIT MATTERS WHEN--
OH MY GOD,WAIT A MINUTE !
YOU CHILDREN DIDN'TEVEN SEE THE FLAG
AS A BLACK MAN BEING HANGEDBY WHITE PEOPLE, DID YOU ?
WHY THAT IS...
THAT IS THE MOSTBEAUTIFUL THINGI'VE EVER HEARD.
WHAT ?WHAT ?
DON'T YOU SEE ?
ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHTTHESE LITTLE CRACKERSHAD TURNED RACIST,
WHEN ACTUALLY,THEY WERE SO NOT RACIST
THAT THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKEA SEPARATION OF BLACK AND WHITETO BEGIN WITH.
ALL THEY SAW WHENTHEY LOOKED AT THAT FLAG
WAS FIVE PEOPLE.
I'M SORRY, CHILDREN,I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU.
BUT I STILL THINK THE FLAGNEEDS TO BE CHANGED.
BUT NOW I REALIZE THATI ALMOST LET RACISM
TURN ME INTO A RACIST.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I SUDDENLYFOUND MYSELF ON THE SIDEOF KLAN MEMBERS.
I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHINGAGAINST BLACKS, CHEF.
AW, I KNOW YOU DON'T, JIMBO.
I'VE KNOWN YOU FORALMOST TEN YEARS.
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
WE'VE BEEN WAY TO DIVISIVEOVER THIS, CHEF.
MAYBE WE CAN COME UPWITH A COMPROMISE FLAG.
SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODYCAN BE HAPPY WITH.
I THINK THAT'S A MUCHBETTER START THAN METRYING TO SEPARATE MYSELF
FROM ALL YOUWONDERFUL CRACKERS !
OH, SWEET DUDE,I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TODO THIS STUPID DEBATE NOW !
Jimbo and Chef agree to compromise on the flag.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
Jimbo and Chef agree to compromise on the flag.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo use the Klan to their advantage.x CLOSE
The debate teams are assigned.x CLOSE
Chef and Uncle Jimbo argue over the South Park flagx CLOSE
Mr. Wyland wants the class to debate the flag issue.x CLOSE
Jimbo educates the students on the importance of maintaining the flag.x CLOSE
Chef tries to organize an anti-flag march.x CLOSE
Demonstrations for both sides of the flag issue take place.x CLOSE
The mayor decides to let the children of South Park vote on the flag issue.x CLOSE
The two teams research their sides of the debate.x CLOSE