ALL-NATURALCELL PHONES !
OH, LOOK EVERYONE !
THESE ARE OUR TWORESIDENT NATIVE AMERICANS.
CHIEF RUNNING PINTOAND CARLOS RAMIREZ.
( excited shouting )
DO YOU HAVE ANY NEWHOLISTIC ITEMS FOR SALE ?
OH, OH YEAH...
THIS IS A...DREAM CATCHER.
OH, A DREAM CATCHER,I'LL BUY ONE.ME TOO.
YEAH, THESE HERE ARECHEROKEE-HAIR TAMPONS.
THEY'RE, LIKE, TAMPONSMADE WITH ALL-NATURAL HAIRFROM THE CHEROKEE PEOPLE.
OH, A TAMPON MADE FROMCHEROKEE HAIR, NOW THATSOUNDS NATURAL.
NATIVE AMERICANS ARE MOREIN TUNED WITH THE EARTHTHAN WE ARE.
OH, YEAH, WE LOVETHE EARTH, MAN.
OH YEAH,THE EARTH IS GREAT.
MRS. BROFLOFSKI'S SONIS A LITTLE SICK.
PERHAPS SHE CAN BRING HIM INTOMORROW AND YOU CAN GIVE HIMSOME SPIRITUAL HEALING.
OH, SURE,WE CAN DO THAT, MAN.
WE'LL GIVE HIM, LIKE,A BRAIN ENEMA OR SOMETHING.
( chuckling )
WHY DON'T YOU FOLLOW MEOVER TO THE CASH REGISTER
AND I'LL TAKEA DEPOSIT !
DO YOU HAVE ANYMORESTUFF TO SELL ?
WE WANT TO BUYMORE STUFF !
YES, MUCH, MUCHMORE STUFF.
SURE, WE JUST GOTTA GOBACK TO OUR TRUCK--
I MEAN OUR HORSES AND GRABSOME MORE JUNK, COME ON.
GOODBYE, NATIVE AMERICANS !
THE SPIRIT OF MAYAIS WITH YOU.
OH, YEAH, YOU TOOAND JUNK.
( both chuckling )
OH, HI STANLEY, LOOK,I'M BUYING YOU SOME MOREALL-NATURAL TOOTHPASTE.
YOU MEAN THE STUFFTHAT TASTES LIKE ASS ANDDOESN'T FIGHT CAVITIES ?
LOOK, UMM, I KNOW THATYOU ALL THINK THAT
THE EARTH AND ITSNATURAL HEALING POWERSCAN CURE KYLE,
BUT THE DOCTORAT THE HOSPITALTOLD ME IT CAN'T.
WELL, OF COURSETHE DOCTOR TOLD YOU THAT,
BECAUSE HE WANTSTO MAKE MONEY.
HOLISTIC MEDICINEIS ABOUT NATURE.
EVERYTHING'S GOINGTO BE FINE, STAN.
WE'RE BRINGING KYLE INTOMORROW TO SEE THENATIVE AMERICANS PERSONALLY.
ISN'T IT POSSIBLE THATTHESE INDIANS DON'T KNOWWHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ?
YOU WATCHYOUR MOUTH, STANLEY,
THE NATIVE AMERICANS WERERAPED OF THEIR LANDSAND RESOURCES
BY WHITE PEOPLE LIKE US.
AND THAT HAS SOMETHING TO DOWITH THEIR MEDICINE BECAUSE--
ENOUGH STANLEY !
NOBODY WANTSTO LISTEN, KENNY.Mmmm ?
I DON'T KNOWWHAT ELSE TO DO,
I MEAN HE CAN DIE, KENNY.
AND THAT MEANS WE'DNEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.Uh-huh.
I GUESS MAYBE I'VE ALWAYSTAKEN FRIENDS FOR GRANTED.
LIKE THEY'DALWAYS BE THERE.
IF A FRIEND DIED,I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO.
WELL, I'M NOT JUSTGOING TO STAND HERE ANDWATCH MY FRIEND DIE !
KENNY, GO ROUND UPALL THE KIDS IN TOWNWHO WANT TO HELP KYLE.
ROUND THEM UP AND MEET MEAT THE BUS STOP AT 7:30.
KYLE'S GONNA LIVE !
No one will listen to Stan's cries for help.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
Kyle's Mom agrees to take Kyle to a real doctor.x CLOSE
No one will listen to Stan's cries for help.x CLOSE
The class gets a substitute teacher.x CLOSE
The school board asks Mr. Garrison to take a brief hiatus from teaching.x CLOSE
Mrs. Broflovski considers holistic medicine for Kyle.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison decides to write a romance novel.x CLOSE
Stan is skeptical about herbal remedies.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison hits some writer's block.x CLOSE
Miss Information says Kyle's getting better, but Stan's not so sure.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant from Cartman.x CLOSE