MY LITTLENEPHEW, STANLEY.
SO YOU'RE INTERESTEDIN YOUR UNCLE JIMBO'S
BIG TV SHOW, HUH ?
NO, WE HAVE TO DO A STUPID REPORT ON VIETNAM.
YOU AND NED ARE THE ONLYGUYS WE KNOW WHO WERE THERE.
OH YEAH,WE SURE WERE.
WAS IT FUN ?
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALSTUPID ASS QUESTION IS THAT ?
OF COURSE,IT WAS FUN.
WELL, SUREVIETNAM WAS FUN.
BUT NOT LIKE GOINGTO THE CIRCUS FUN
OR FLY FISHINGIN MONTANA FUN.
NO, VIETNAMWAS MORE LIKE
SHOVING SHARDSOF BROKEN GLASSUP YOUR ASS
AND THEN SITTING IN A TUBOF TABASCO SAUCE FUN !
YEAH, THAT'S WHEREME AND NED MET.
( Jimbo )I REMEMBER I HAD JUSTGOTTEN OFF THE FERRIS WHEEL.
OH, BOY WHATA GORGEOUS DAY.
( whistling )
KERN, GETOVER HERE.
THE NEW PRIVATESARE HERE.
I'M ASSIGNING ONE OF THEMTO YOU AS A TRAINEE.
NED GERBLANSKIREPORTING, SIR.
NOW THE BAD GUYSHAVE BEEN SPOTTED
ABOUT TEN CLICKSNORTH OF HERE.
YOU AND KERN ARE BESTSUITED TO TAKE THEM OUT.
ARE YOU UPFOR IT ?
SIR, YES SIR.
( Jimbo )SOON IT WAS ALLON ME AND NED
TO WIN THE WARFOR AMERICA.
PASS ME SOME MORE COCOA,WILL YOU, NED ?
CERTAINLY AND WOULD YOU LIKEANOTHER MUFFIN AS WELL ?
WHY THE HELL NOT ?WE'RE AT WAR.
HEY, THOSE THINGS AREBAD FOR YOUR THROAT.
NO, THAT'SALL LIES.
CHARLIE'SAT TWO O'CLOCK !
I SEE 'EM,DROP THE BOMB !
THE BOMBS NOTRELEASING !
OH, NO !
IT WON'T BUDGE.
THEN WE ONLYHAVE ONE OPTION.
WHAT ARE YOUDOING, MAN ?
WE HAVE TO TAKE 'EM OUTAT ALL COSTS !
DIE YOU REDCOMMIE BASTARDS !
OH NO,OUT OF AMMO !
WE DID IT, NED.
WE KILLEDTHE ENTIREVIETCONG ARMY.
LET'S GET BACKTO BASE CAMP.
WE CAN RIDETHE LOG RIDEBEFORE IT CLOSES.
AND THAT'S THE WAYIT HAPPENED, BOYS.
WOW, VIETNAMWAS SWEET.
GREAT NEWS GUYS,YOUR TV SHOW RATINGSHAVE DOUBLED !
THEY'VE GONE FROMSIX PEOPLE TO TWELVE.
HOLY SMOKES,WE COULD GET AN EMMY.
How They Won the War
Jimbo reminisces about the Vietnam war.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison starts a lesson on the Vietnam war.x CLOSE
Jimbo reminisces about the Vietnam war.x CLOSE
Mayhem breaks out on Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
Jimbo and Ned host a hunting show on cable access.x CLOSE
Jimbo's show does a segment on the Mexican Staring Frog.x CLOSE
Jesus' ratings are down.x CLOSE
The boys' report on Vietnam does not go wellx CLOSE
The boys use their time at detention to plan revenge on Jimbo.x CLOSE
The boys send Jimbo a fake tape to play on his show.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's show is getting higher ratings than Jesus.x CLOSE