BECAUSE I THINK YOUMIGHT BE MAKING A MISTAKE
PUTTING YOUR CHILDRENON RITALIN.
BUT, OUR KIDS HAVEATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER,
THEY CAN'T PAY ATTENTIONIN SCHOOL WITHOUT IT.
I KNOW YOU WANTTO HELP YOUR KIDS,
BUT I BROUGHT OVERA VIDEOTAPE TO SHOW YOU
THAT THERE AREALTERNATIVES TO RITALIN.
THERE IS A DOCTORIN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
WHO IS DOING REALLYAMAZING THINGS WITHKIDS WHO HAVE A.D.D.
I WANT YOUWATCH THIS TAPE.
HELLO, I'M DR. RICHARD SHAY,
HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MYEXCITING NEW DRUG-FREE TREATMENT
FOR CHILDREN WITHATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER.
YA-YA...YA-YA...YA-YA...
THIS TREATMENT ISFAST AND EFFECTIVE
AND DOESN'T USEHARMFUL DRUGS.
WATCH CLOSELY AS I APPLYTREATMENT TO THE FIRST CHILD.
I WANT A HORSE--
I WANT A IG BROWN HORSE
WITH A FLUFFY BLACK TAIL--
( whack )SIT DOWN AND STUDY !!
OH, LET'S GO RACE--
( whap )SIT DOWN AND STUDY !!
WAHHH, AAH--
( smack )STOP CRYING ANDDO YOUR SCHOOLWORK !
IF YOU WOULD LIKE MOREINFORMATION ON MY BOLDNEW TREATMENTS,
PLEASE SEND AWAYFROM THIS BROCHURE ENTITLED
"YOU CAN EITHER CALM DOWN,OR I CAN POP YOU INTHE MOUTH AGAIN."
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK.
I CAN HAVE DR. SHAY COME TOSOUTH PARK FOR A SMALL FEE.
THAT VIDEO HADPRETTY COLORS.
IT SURE DID.
WHAT THE-- ?
DAMMIT, HAVE YOU ALL BEEN TAKINGYOUR CHILDREN'S RITALIN TOO ?
YES.YES.YES.
OH, FUDGE IT.
CHEF, ARE YOU GOING TO THEPHIL COLLINS CONCERT TOMORROW ?
THE WHAT ?
PHIL COLLINS IS PLAYINGLOLLAPALALAS
AND BECAUSE WE'RE ALL DOING SO WELL IN SCHOOL NOW
OUR PARENTS SAIDTHEY WOULD TAKE US.
YES.YES.YES.
HOLD ON A SECOND, YOU CHILDREN, WANT TO GO SEE PHIL COLLINS.
YES, HIS FLOWING MELODIESARE REALLY ENJOYABLE TO US.
OH, MY GOD !
COME, SEE HIM WITH US.
YES, COME WITH US,COME WITH US.
AHHH, IT'S CHRISTINA AGUILLERAAGAIN, SHE'S ON MY BACK.
THAT DOES IT, THE RITALINHAS AFFECTED YOUR LITTLECRACKER BRAINS TOO DEEPLY.
I'M GOING TO SEETHAT DAMN PHARMACIST.
Drug Free Treatment
Timmy 2000 s04e04
Chef tries to stop the Ritalin craze.

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