"PIRATE LOREOF SOUTH PARK".
HM, NOW WHY WOULD PIRATE GHOSTSNEED A BOOK ON PIRATES ?
( crash )
W-WHAT WAS THAT ?
THE NOISE CAME FROMIN HERE.
( thud )
OH NO,I LOST MY GLASSES !
WHAT DOES HIS DEAD GRANDMALOOK LIKE ?
SHE WAS ALL LIKE CRUNCHYAND CRISPY AND STUFF.
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA,WE SHOULD SET A GROOVY TRAP !
GOOD IDEA !
HOW DO WE TRAP A BUNCHOF PIRATE GHOSTS ?
WE NEED SOMETHING THAT MIGHTCATCH THEIR EYE TO USE AS BAIT.
I KNOW ! YOUR ANTONIOBANDERAS LOVE DOLL !
OH NO, THIS IS MYCHRISTMAS PRESENT.
IF ANYTHINGHAPPENS TO IT,
MY MOM WILL KNOWI OPENED IT EARLY.
COME ON, KID, WE ALLHAVE TO DO OUR PART.
MY GLASSES GOT TO BE AROUNDHERE SOMEWHERE...
IS THAT YOU, JONATHAN ?
BOY AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU,I LOST MY GLASSES.
HEY, YOU GOT A COLD,JONATHAN ?
( laugh-track laughter )ARRRRRGGGHH !
YEAH, THAT'S SOUNDS LIKEA GROOVY SONG, MAN.
( laugh-track laughter )REMEMBER THAT ONE.
FIELDY,WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!
OH, I WAS TALKINGTO YOU, JONATHAN.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
IF YOU'RE OVER THERE,THEN HOW CAN YOU BE OVER HERE ?
UNLESS YOU'REACTUALLY A--
( Fieldy and Jonathan )P-P-PIRATE GHOST !
OKAY, HERE'S HOWTHE TRAP WILL WORK:
WHEN THE PIRATE GHOSTSWALK IN,
THEY SHOULD GO RIGHT FORANTONIO BANDERAS.
WHEN THEY HITTHE SUPER SLIPPERY FLOOR,
THEY'LL SLIDE ONTOTHIS MINING CART,
WHICH SHOULD TRAVEL DOWN THISPATH INTO THE NEXT ROOM,
WHERE THE FISHNETWILL FALL ON THEM.
WOW, COOL !
HEY,SOMEBODY'S COMING !
( Stan )WE'VE GOT TO HIDE !
HEY, THERE'SANTONIO BANDERAS !
HE'LL HELP US !
JONATHAN, NO !
( all )AAAHHHH !
OH, NO !
HOLD ON GUYS !
( crowd screaming )
ALRIGHT, KORN !
TIME FOR YOU TOGET OUT OF TOWN !
KORN IS SENDING THEIRDEMON MINIONS UPON US !
( all )AAAAAHHH !!
ALRIGHT, GANG !
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TOUSE OUR SPECIAL KORN POWERS !
( Jonathan )KORN POWERS VITALIZE !
MUNKY ! DAVID !
FIELDY ! HEAD !
FORM OF... CORN !
( pop )
A Groovy Trap
Korn and the boys set up a groovy pirate ghost trap.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
The fifth graders give the boys a hard time.x CLOSE
Korn is blamed for the cancellation of the Halloween Haunt.x CLOSE
Korn and the boys set up a groovy pirate ghost trap.x CLOSE
South Park prepares for its Halloween Haunt.x CLOSE
The boys plot their revenge against the fifth graders.x CLOSE
The boys dig up Kyle's dead Grandma.x CLOSE
The boys meet Korn and hide Grandma at the docks.x CLOSE
The cemetery watchmen inform Kyle's Mom of her mother's disappearance.x CLOSE
The boys find out Grandma Broflovski is missing.x CLOSE
The pirate ghosts show up and terrorize South Park.x CLOSE