ON THIS 4th DAY OF CONJOINED TWIN MYSLEXIA WEEK,

ALL OUR PRAYERS ARE WITH OURLITTLE SOUTH PARK COWS,

NOW PLAYING THEIR HEARTS OUT IN CHINA.

NOW JOIN MEIN SALUTING OUR COWS

AND HELP MAKE NURSE GOLLUM NOT FEEL LIKE AN OUTCAST

WITH OUR FIRST OFFICIALCONJOINED TWIN MYSLEXIA HATS !

THERE IS ONLY ONE SOUTH PARK PLAYER LEFT !

STILL ALLCHINESE PLAYER !

THIS SHOULD BE OVERVERY SHORTLY !

C'MON !

HEY, YOU WANT TO HEAR MYIMPERSONATION OF AMERICAN ?

YEAH.

OKAY.

I REALLY, REALLY WANT THAT.

THAT LOOKS GOOD.

( laughing )

LET ME TRY,LET ME TRY.

I'LL USE MY CREDIT CARD.

( laughing )

DO YOU HAVE ANY NON-DAIRY CREAMER ?

( laughing )

Y'ALL COME BACK NOW, HEAR ?

( laughing hysterically )

OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE ?

YOU KNOW ERIC,I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.

I'VE BEEN OBSESSED,AND OBSESSION ISN'T GOOD.

IF WE HAD WON THE WORLDCHAMPIONSHIP, WHAT THEN ?

IT WOULD ONLY BE A BIGGERLET DOWN THE NEXT YEAR

IF WE DIDN'T WIN.

OUR LIVES WOULD HAVE TOREVOLVE AROUND DODGEBALL.

OUR LIVES WERE FINE BEFORE.

I'M SORRY CHILDREN, I LET IT ALL GO TO MY HEAD.

CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME ?

FORGET THIS STUPID GAME,LET'S GO HOME.

( Chinese kid )C'MON, THROW BALL !

HEY, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE HIMTHROW THE BALL SAY THIS...

THANKS YOU AMERICAN DUMB-ASS !

"YOU FRENCH PIECE OF CRAP...

THROW BALL !"

"WHAT'S THE MATTER, FRENCHY

YOU GOT CREPESIN YOUR EARS ?"

ARGH !

AND THE WINNER ISSOUTH PARK COWS !

EVERYONE, EVERYONE, LOOK,I WON THE GAME !

WE'RE WORLD CHAMPIONS.

MR. CHEF, MR. CHEF,

SOUTH PARK IS THE WORLD CHAMPIONIN DODGEBALL !

OH, GLORIOUS DAY !

SHUT UP, PIP.

YEAH, SHUT UP, PIP.

CAN WE GO HOME NOW ?

I CAN'T BELIEVE I THREW SUCH A BALL WITH MY OWN ARM.

( everyone )SHUT UP, PIP !