DAMNIT, C'MON !
SOMEBODY CATCHTHE BALL !
ALRIGHT, BOYS, JUST FIVE MOREOF THE LITTLE BASTARDS TO GO !
I CAUGHT IT,I CAUGHT IT !
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
HE'S SO FAT, IT STUCK IN HIS BELLY.
SOUTH PARK ON OFFENSE !
GREAT JOB, JUST STAY FOCUSED NOW.
GO FOR IT, PIP.
YOU FRENCHY LITTLE FROG !
WHOA, GREAT SHOT, PIP !
SO I HEAR THATTHE SOUTH PARK COWS
ARE PLAYING THE STATE FINALSIN DODGEBALL TONIGHT.
IT DOESN'T MATTER, THOUGH.
THE DENVER TEAMALWAYS WINS, OKAY ?
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK OUR BOYS MIGHT HAVE THE DEAD FETUS TO WIN.
KEEP YOURMOUTH SHUT !
IT'S OKAY,MS. BROSLOFSKI, REALLY.
PLEASE FORGIVE US, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, NURSE GOLLUM.
I'M QUITE SECURE WITH IT.
I HAVE FELT SO BAD
EVER SINCE I HEARD THE BOYSMAKING FUN OF YOU.
THEY'RE JUST YOUNG BOYS.
JOKING IS A WAY FOR THEMTO COME TO TERMS
WITH WHAT THEYDON'T UNDERSTAND.
COULD I GET SOME MORE PORK ?
SO DID YOU EVER THINK OFHAVING IT CUT OFF ?
YES, PRINCIPAL VICTORIA,THE THOUGHT HAD OCCURRED TO ME.
UNFORTUNATELY, IT WOULD MEAN MY DEATH.
OH, SO I SUPPOSE THAT'S OUT.
HOW ABOUT A HAT THEN ?
YES, WE COULD GET YOU A FEW HATS,
AND WEAR A DIFFERENT ONEEVERY DAY.
I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO,
BUT IT'SNOT NECESSARY.
I'M A PRETTY HAPPY PERSON.
I'VE GOT IT !
WE COULD SET ASIDE A WEEKTO MAKE THE PUBLIC AWARE
OF FOLKS JUST LIKE YOU !
A CONJOINED TWIN MYSLEXIAAWARENESS WEEK.
THAT HAS A NICE RING.
BUT I DON'T THINK--
THE SCHOOL CAN PUT OUTPAMPHLETS, OKAY ?
WE CAN HAVE SEMINARSTO EDUCATE, OKAY ?
OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING !
I'M GONNA GET THE MAYORON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW !
YOU GOT JUST ONE MORE, PIP.
You Frenchy Little Frog
Kyle's mom decides it's high time South Park had a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom scares Stan and Cartman by educating them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom decides it's high time South Park had a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week.x CLOSE
Pip wins the world championship for South Park, once the team decides it doesn't care.x CLOSE
Pip breaks Kyle's nose with a dodgeball, sending Kyle to the nurse's office.x CLOSE
Kyle waits nervously for the school nurse.x CLOSE
While the boys ride to Denver for the State Dodgeball Championship, Kyle's mom is busy.x CLOSE
Nurse Gollum, Mr. Mackey and Principal Victoria join Kyle's parents for dinner.x CLOSE
South Park wins the State Dodgeball Championship.x CLOSE
South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Weekx CLOSE
The boys win the dodgeball national championship and learn that they must face China next.x CLOSE