IS THAT TRUE ?

UH, YEAH.

RIGHT ONOUR TURF, BOSS,

I AIN'T NEVER SEENTHAT KINDA DISRE--

WE WERE THERE FIRST !

KIDS BEEN DOINGTHE TOOTH FAIRY RACKETIN THIS TOWN FOR YEARS

I DO IT JUST LIKEMY BIG BROTHER BEFORE ME,

AND MY OLDEST BROTHERBEFORE THAT.

DAMN IT ! AND WE THOUGHTWE WERE SO ORIGINAL !

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING,

YOU WERE GONNA SNEAK A TOOTHUNDER THIS RICH KID'S PILLOW ?

THEN WHAT ?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?

HOW WERE THE KID'S PARENTSGOING TO KNOW

THERE WAS A TOOTHUNDER THEIR CHILD'S PILLOW ?

HA ! YOU GUYSDON'T EVEN KNOW

HOW THE TOOTH TRADE WORKS !

WHAT'S THETOOTH TRADE ?

LOOK, ANY SHMUCK CANSNEAK THROUGH A WINDOW

WEARING A PRETTY DRESS.

THE TOOTH RACKETIS MUCH MORE INVOLVED.

WE KEEP CAREFUL TRACKOF WHAT HOUSES WE'VE HIT

SO WE DON'T HIT THE SAME ONESTWICE IN LESS THAN 2 MONTHS.

WE NOT ONLY HAVE TOSNEAK A TOOTH UNDER THE PILLOW

BUT LEAVE A NOTE FORMOM AND DAD TO SEE.

THIS IS HOW WE LETTHE PARENTS KNOW

TO LEAVE MONEYUNDER THE PILLOW.

ONCE THE NOTES HAVE BEENPLACED IN THE LAST HOUSE,

WE START ALL OVER,GOING BACK TO THE FIRST HOUSE.

BUT THIS TIME, ALL WEHAVE TO DO IS COLLECT MONEY.

AND THE KIDS NEVERKNOW WHAT HIT 'EM.

WOW !WOW !WOW !

THE HARDEST PARTIS GETTING TEETH.

WE'VE TRIEDVARIOUS PLACES...

CEMETARIES...

HOCKEY GAMES...

ANYWHERE WE CANFIND THEM.

NO !

THE TEETH WE DOMANAGE TO ACQUIRE

ARE THEN SORTED ACCORDING TOSIZE, COLOR AND QUALITY.

BUT THERE'SNEVER ENOUGH TEETH...

NEVER ENOUGH.

AMAZING !

MAN, THAT IS TITS !

AND NOW MYONLY PROBLEM IS:

WHAT DO IDO WITH YOU ?

RAARR !

TELL YOU WHAT,HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO

RUN THE SOUTH PARKTOOTH RACKET FOR ME ?

OH,I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S THAT OR I CANCUT OFF YOU PENISES.

HMMM, WORK FOR YOU,OR HAVE MY PENIS CUT OFF.

WORK FOR YOU,OR HAVE MY... ?

CARTMAN !

HOW MUCH DO WE GETIF WE WORK FOR YOU ?

I'LL CUT YOUIN AT 2%

2% OR HAVE MYPENIS CUT OFF... ?

WE'RE IN !