IS THAT TRUE ?
RIGHT ONOUR TURF, BOSS,
I AIN'T NEVER SEENTHAT KINDA DISRE--
WE WERE THERE FIRST !
KIDS BEEN DOINGTHE TOOTH FAIRY RACKETIN THIS TOWN FOR YEARS
I DO IT JUST LIKEMY BIG BROTHER BEFORE ME,
AND MY OLDEST BROTHERBEFORE THAT.
DAMN IT ! AND WE THOUGHTWE WERE SO ORIGINAL !
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING,
YOU WERE GONNA SNEAK A TOOTHUNDER THIS RICH KID'S PILLOW ?
THEN WHAT ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
HOW WERE THE KID'S PARENTSGOING TO KNOW
THERE WAS A TOOTHUNDER THEIR CHILD'S PILLOW ?
HA ! YOU GUYSDON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW THE TOOTH TRADE WORKS !
WHAT'S THETOOTH TRADE ?
LOOK, ANY SHMUCK CANSNEAK THROUGH A WINDOW
WEARING A PRETTY DRESS.
THE TOOTH RACKETIS MUCH MORE INVOLVED.
WE KEEP CAREFUL TRACKOF WHAT HOUSES WE'VE HIT
SO WE DON'T HIT THE SAME ONESTWICE IN LESS THAN 2 MONTHS.
WE NOT ONLY HAVE TOSNEAK A TOOTH UNDER THE PILLOW
BUT LEAVE A NOTE FORMOM AND DAD TO SEE.
THIS IS HOW WE LETTHE PARENTS KNOW
TO LEAVE MONEYUNDER THE PILLOW.
ONCE THE NOTES HAVE BEENPLACED IN THE LAST HOUSE,
WE START ALL OVER,GOING BACK TO THE FIRST HOUSE.
BUT THIS TIME, ALL WEHAVE TO DO IS COLLECT MONEY.
AND THE KIDS NEVERKNOW WHAT HIT 'EM.
WOW !WOW !WOW !
THE HARDEST PARTIS GETTING TEETH.
WE'VE TRIEDVARIOUS PLACES...
ANYWHERE WE CANFIND THEM.
THE TEETH WE DOMANAGE TO ACQUIRE
ARE THEN SORTED ACCORDING TOSIZE, COLOR AND QUALITY.
BUT THERE'SNEVER ENOUGH TEETH...
MAN, THAT IS TITS !
AND NOW MYONLY PROBLEM IS:
WHAT DO IDO WITH YOU ?
TELL YOU WHAT,HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO
RUN THE SOUTH PARKTOOTH RACKET FOR ME ?
OH,I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S THAT OR I CANCUT OFF YOU PENISES.
HMMM, WORK FOR YOU,OR HAVE MY PENIS CUT OFF.
WORK FOR YOU,OR HAVE MY... ?
HOW MUCH DO WE GETIF WE WORK FOR YOU ?
I'LL CUT YOUIN AT 2%
2% OR HAVE MYPENIS CUT OFF... ?
WE'RE IN !
The Tooth Trade
The boys agree to work for Loogie, the boss of the Tooth Trade.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
Kyle transcends space and time to save the boys from getting in trouble with the ADA.x CLOSE
The boys flaunt their money to Chef.x CLOSE
The boys agree to work for Loogie, the boss of the Tooth Trade.x CLOSE
Cartman gets $2 from the Tooth Fairy.x CLOSE
Cartman plans to make money from the Tooth Fairy.x CLOSE
The boys try to use Timmy's wheelchair to pull out one of Kenny's teeth.x CLOSE
Cartman steals Butters' tooth and gets four dollars for it.x CLOSE
Cartman's Mom calls the dentist for advice.x CLOSE
Cartman's Mom reveals that she's the tooth fairy.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals to the boys that the Tooth Fairy is just their parents.x CLOSE