WELCOME TO CHINPOKOMONTOY CORPORATION.
PLEASE STATE NAME.
I OWN A TOY STOREIN AMERICA.
PLEASE STATE PURPOSE.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELLYOU PEOPLE ARE DOINGWITH THESE DOLLS
TALKING ABOUT BRINGING DOWNAMERICAN GOVERNMENT AND ALL.
I AM PRESIDENT HIROHITO,AND THIS IS MR. OSE.
PLEASE TO MEET YOU.
WE UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE BIGCONCERN ABOUT OUR FINE PRODUCT.
DO YOU MIND TELLING MEWHAT THE HELL THIS IS ABOUT ?
"THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENTLIES TO YOU !
"JOIN THE FIGHT FOR JAPANESESUPREMACY OF THE WORLD--
MORE TO COME."
THAT IS SO STRANGE !
I DO NOT KNOW HOWTHIS COULD HAPPEN,
BUT REST ASSURED I WILL MAKESURE IT DOES NOT HAPPEN AGAIN !
WELL... NOW, COME ON.
I DON'T THINK THATQUITE SATISFIES--
YOU ARE AMERICAN ?
OOH, YOU MUST HAVEVERY BIG PENIS.
EXCUSE ME ?
I WAS JUST ASKING YOU WHATYOU'RE UP TO WITH THESE TOYS.
NOTHING, WE ARE A VERY SIMPLEPEOPLE, WITH VERY SMALL PENIS.
MR. OSE PENIS ISESPECIALLY SMALL.
SO SMALL !
WE CANNOT ACHIEVE MUCHWITH SO SMALL PENIS.
BUT YOU, AMERICANS,WOW, PENIS SO BIG.
SO BIG, PENIS !
WELL, I GUESS IT ISA PRETTY GOOD SIZE.
MINASAN, KITTE !
THIS MAN HASVERY BIG PENIS !
OH !OH !OH !
WHAT AN IMMENSE PENIS !
WELL, IT CERTAINLY WAS NICEMEETING YOU FOLK.
I JUST WANTED TO BRINGTHAT LITTLE MALFUNCTIONTO YOUR ATTENTION.
THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BYWITH YOUR GARGANTUAN PENIS !
( humming happily )
DAME... DAME DA.
DARE GA SONO CHIPPUO WASURETTA ?
MONDAI DESU NE.
MACHIGAERU HITOGA HOSHII !
HAI... HAI,SACHO SAN !
The toy store owner goes to the Chinpoko Mon Toy Corporation to get answers.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
The kids of South Park are obsessed with Chinpoko Mon.x CLOSE
The toy store owner goes to the Chinpoko Mon Toy Corporation to get answers.x CLOSE
The parents pretend to love Chinpoko Mon.x CLOSE
Kyle is not aware of Chinpoko Mon.x CLOSE
Kyle gets a Chinpoko Mon doll.x CLOSE
Kyle can't keep up with the Chinpoko Mon craze.x CLOSE
The Chinpoko Mon Company is planning to attack Pearl Harbor.x CLOSE
Stan's parents just don't understand Chinpoko Mon.x CLOSE
The parents decide to ride out the Chinpoko Mon fad.x CLOSE
The Chinpoko Mon camp brainwashes the children of South Park.x CLOSE