( doorbell )
( male )SINCE THE LAST "SOUTH PARK",YOU'VE WAITED FOUR LONG WEEKS CELINE DION.
TERRANCE, THIS IS QUITE A SURPRISE.
YOU'RE LOOKING WELL.
WHERE ISOUR DAUGHTER, SALLY ?
SHE'S IN THE MIDDLE EASTSTUDYING ANTHROPOLOGY, WHY ?
SHE'S BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE AND IS BEING HELD PRISONER.
PHILLIP AND I ARE GOING TO IRAN TO FIND HER,
BUT WE MAYNEVER RETURN.
OH, TERRANCE,WHAT HAPPENED TO US ?
WE JUST GREW APART,CELINE DION.
PLEASE BRING OUR DAUGHTERHOME SAFE, TERRANCE.
( farting )
( laughing )
HELLO, UGLY BOB.
HOW'S THE PAPER BAGWORKING OUT ?
PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE IT.
I EVEN HAVE A DATE FRIDAY.
WE NEED TWO TICKETSFOR TEHRAN.
IRAN IS DANGEROUS,YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T GO THERE.
DAMNIT, MAN !DANGER OR NO,
I'M GOING TO HELP MY FRIEND FIND HIS DAUGHTER !
( laughing )
ALRIGHT, THERE'SA FLIGHT LEAVING TODAY.
I CERTAINLY AM GOING TO MISS CANADA.
TERRANCE, IF I DIE WHILST IN IRAN,
PLEASE BRING MY BODY BACK TO CANADA
AND BURY ME IN A BOX WITH A SIDE OF KROFF DINNER.
SAME HERE, PHILLIP.
♪ O CANADA
♪ OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND ♪
♪ TRUE PATRIOT LOVE
♪ IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND ♪
♪ WITH GLOWING HEARTS,WE SEE THEE RISE ♪
♪ THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE ♪
♪ FROM FAR AND WIDE,O CANADA ♪
♪ WE STAND ON GUARDFOR THEE ♪
♪ GOD KEEP OUR LAND...
SCOTT TO RED DRAGON,COME IN RED DRAGON.
GO AHEAD,THIS IS RED DRAGON.
THE PLAN ISWORKING PERFECTLY.
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP HAVE TAKEN THE BAIT.
MY BUDDIES AND I ARE READY TO COME TO CANADA.
HAS EVERYTHINGBEEN ARRANGED ?
YES, EVERYTHING'S PROCEEDINGACCORDING TO PLAN.
YOU PROMISED THAT WHENTERRANCE AND PHILLIP ARRIVE
THEY'LL BE RIPPED INTO PIECESAND SHOT SEVERAL TIMES.
HEY, RELAX, GUY.
I'M GONNA KEEP MY SIDE OF THE BARGAIN.
ROGER, RED DRAGON.SCOTT, OUT.
I'VE GOT YOU NOW,YOU FART-LOVING FART LOVERS.
Danger Or No
Terrance and Phillip buy ticket to Iran.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip do some farting in court.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip buy ticket to Iran.x CLOSE
Scott enlists Terrance and Phillip to get Saddam out of Canada.x CLOSE
Scott lets Terrance know that he still has it in for him.x CLOSE
Saddam Hussein makes a deal with Scott.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip give Ugly Bob a paper bag to wear on his head.x CLOSE
Terrance's daughter, Sally, is being held captive in Iran.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip bring back Sally.x CLOSE
Celine Dion has been sleeping with Ugly Bob.x CLOSE
Scott finds Terrance and Phillip still in Canada.x CLOSE