( doorbell )

( male )SINCE THE LAST "SOUTH PARK",YOU'VE WAITED FOUR LONG WEEKS CELINE DION.

TERRANCE, THIS IS QUITE A SURPRISE.

YOU'RE LOOKING WELL.

AND YOU.

WHERE ISOUR DAUGHTER, SALLY ?

SHE'S IN THE MIDDLE EASTSTUDYING ANTHROPOLOGY, WHY ?

WRONG !

SHE'S BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE AND IS BEING HELD PRISONER.

WHAT ?!

PHILLIP AND I ARE GOING TO IRAN TO FIND HER,

BUT WE MAYNEVER RETURN.

OH, TERRANCE,WHAT HAPPENED TO US ?

WE JUST GREW APART,CELINE DION.

PLEASE BRING OUR DAUGHTERHOME SAFE, TERRANCE.

( farting )

( laughing )

HELLO, UGLY BOB.

HI, GUYS.

HOW'S THE PAPER BAGWORKING OUT ?

PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE IT.

I EVEN HAVE A DATE FRIDAY.

TERRIFIC !

WE NEED TWO TICKETSFOR TEHRAN.

IRAN IS DANGEROUS,YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T GO THERE.

DAMNIT, MAN !DANGER OR NO,

I'M GOING TO HELP MY FRIEND FIND HIS DAUGHTER !

( laughing )

ALRIGHT, THERE'SA FLIGHT LEAVING TODAY.

OH, GOOD.

I CERTAINLY AM GOING TO MISS CANADA.

INDEED, PHILLIP.

TERRANCE, IF I DIE WHILST IN IRAN,

PLEASE BRING MY BODY BACK TO CANADA

AND BURY ME IN A BOX WITH A SIDE OF KROFF DINNER.

SAME HERE, PHILLIP.

♪ O CANADA

♪ OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND ♪

♪ TRUE PATRIOT LOVE

♪ IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND ♪

♪ WITH GLOWING HEARTS,WE SEE THEE RISE ♪

♪ THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE ♪

♪ FROM FAR AND WIDE,O CANADA ♪

♪ WE STAND ON GUARDFOR THEE ♪

♪ GOD KEEP OUR LAND...

SCOTT TO RED DRAGON,COME IN RED DRAGON.

GO AHEAD,THIS IS RED DRAGON.

THE PLAN ISWORKING PERFECTLY.

TERRANCE AND PHILLIP HAVE TAKEN THE BAIT.

EXCELLENT.

MY BUDDIES AND I ARE READY TO COME TO CANADA.

HAS EVERYTHINGBEEN ARRANGED ?

YES, EVERYTHING'S PROCEEDINGACCORDING TO PLAN.

YOU PROMISED THAT WHENTERRANCE AND PHILLIP ARRIVE

THEY'LL BE RIPPED INTO PIECESAND SHOT SEVERAL TIMES.

HEY, RELAX, GUY.

I'M GONNA KEEP MY SIDE OF THE BARGAIN.

ROGER, RED DRAGON.SCOTT, OUT.

I'VE GOT YOU NOW,YOU FART-LOVING FART LOVERS.