HEY, YOU WANT SOMETHINGTO WARM YOU UP ?
I DIDN'T KNOW THISDARK ALLEY WAS TAKEN.
HERE, TRY THIS,IT'LL WARM YOU UP.
MARIJUANA MAKES YOU FEELDEPRESSED AND LOW.
AND YOU DON'T FEELTHAT WAY NOW ?
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALI DON'T FEEL ANY DIFF--
OOH BABY, GET DOWN, OKAY ?
MAN, THIS ALLEY IS COOL.
IT'S SO ALIVE AND BEAUTIFUL.
COME ON, IKE,HURRY UP.
( baby talk )
WHERE'S THE NEXTTRAIN GOING ?
LINCOLN, NEBRASKA,TRAIN LEAVES IN FIVE MINUTES.
YOU WANT TO GOTO NEBRASKA, IKE ?
I NEED ONE TICKETFOR MY LITTLE BROTHER.
THAT'S ALITTLE BROTHER ?
I THOUGHT IT WASA TRASH CAN.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS HEAD ?
WE CAN'T THROW CAUCASIAN BABIES
ON AN OUTBOUND TRAIN.
BUT MY PARENTS ARE GONNA CUT OFF HIS DING-DONG.
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT ?
THEY'VE GONE CRAZYFOR A WHILE.
I HAVE TO HIDE MY BROTHERUNTIL THEY COME TO THEIR SENSES.
NO CAN DO, SONNY.
IKE, IF YOU WANTTO KEEP YOUR PENIS,
YOU HAVE TOGET ON THIS TRAIN.
READY, IKE ?
KICK THE BABY !
DON'T KICK THE--
GOODBYE, IKE,BE SAFE !
I'LL COME FIND YOUIN NEBRASKA
WHEN MOM AND DADARE BACK TO NORMAL.
( Ike )BYE, BYE.
OH, MAN,WHERE AM I ?
IT'S THAT COUNSELORFROM THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, MR. MACKY.
HI, BOYS, HOW ARE YOU TODAY ?
PRETTY GOOD, MAN,HOW ARE YOU ?
OH, I'VE BEEN BETTER.
I'VE BEEN KICKED OUT OF TOWNFOR DOING DRUGS.
HEY, US TOO.
YEAH, REMEMBER ?
YOU CAUGHT US SMOKING WEED IN THE BATHROOM
AND GOT US SUSPENDED.
OH, FORTUNE,HOW YOU MOCK ME.
CHEER UP, BRO, ALL YOU NEEDIS SOME CLEAR LIQUID
TO GET YOUR HEAD STRAIGHT.
UH, BOYS, LSD IS BAD.
WHO PUT ALL THISCOTTON IN MY MOUTH ?
THE WORLD IS SO SMALL.
SWEET, DUDE,TOTALLY KILLER.
THAT GUY'S TOTALLY TRIPPING.
THERE, WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
Mackey Smokes Pot
Mr. Mackey tries marijuana for the first time.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey talks to the class about drugs.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey tries marijuana for the first time.x CLOSE
Kyle learns what circumcision actually is.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey is fired for giving marijuana to the classx CLOSE
Chef talks to the boys about drugs, but not about circumcision.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey goes to a bar to escape hecklers on the street.x CLOSE
The boys learn what a bris is. Mr. Mackey gets evicted.x CLOSE
Kyle plans to help his brother escape his parents' evil intents.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey's detached head floats by to check up on the boys.x CLOSE
A dog mauls Kyle's Ike doll, making it appear that Ike has died.x CLOSE