BEFORE LUGGIE DOES.
I CAN'T DEALWITH IT STAN,
ALL THE STUFFI'VE BEEN READING,
I REALLY DON'TTHINK I EXIST.
DUDE, JUST STOPTHINKING ABOUT IT.
BUT I CAN'T !
WHAT IF THINKING ABOUT ITIS THE ONLY THING
KEEPING MYSPACE-TIME TOGETHER ?
( muffled shouting )
SOMETIMES I CANSEE TIME SLOWING DOWN,
MY OWN EXISTENCE FADING.
Goodnight Mom,goodnight Dad.
ALRIGHT, EVERYONEKEEP YOUR EYES PEELED.
I'M GOINGTO BED NOW, MOMMY.
I PUT MY TOOTHUNDER THE PILLOW.
DO YOU REALLY THINKTHE TOOTH FAIRY
WILL GIVE ME THE MONEYFOR THE TRANSPLANT ?
I THINK SO, BILLY,I THINK SO.
I CAN'T WAIT TO FEELHEALTHY AND STRONG AGAIN.
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAITA LITTLE BIT LONGER, BILLY
'CUZ THAT 600 BUCKS IS MINE.
"LIGHT IS A WAVE,UNLESS IT IS OBSERVED."
THAT MEANS ALL MATTERIS JUST A WAVE.
NOTHING'S REAL !REALITY--
OH GOD !IT'S HAPPENING !
SOMETHING STRANGEIS HAPPENING WITHTHE COMPUTERS !
WELL, WELL WELL,WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE ?
AW, SH-( beep )-T !
DID YOU BASTARDSREALLY THINK
THAT YOU COULDHIDE FROM ME FOREVER ?
KLAUSKI, PUT THIS BUTT-WIPEOUT OF HIS MISERY !
I GOT IT !
THE TOOTH FAIRY !
( alarms )
LET'S MOVE OUT !
HOLY CRAP !
GIVE IT UP, KIDS, YOU'RESURROUNDED BY DENTISTS.
IT WAS A TRAP !
THAT'S RIGHT !
AND NOW IT'S ALL EXPOSED, YOU'RE THROUGH !
THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO ISHAUL YOU KIDS DOWN TO PRISON.
THIS IS REALITY.
I AM EVERYWHEREAND NOWHERE.
WHAT THE HELL ?
I AM NOTHING,AND EVERYTHING.
( screams, confusion )
AH-HA, I TOLD YOU !
( screaming )
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE !
HUH, THAT WASPRETTY WIERD.
JESUS, THE LITTLE SICK KIDWAS A SET-UP ALL ALONG.
HOW COULD IBE SO STUPID ?
I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELLFOR SUCH AN OBVIOUS TRAP,
WHAT THE HELL'SWRONG WITH ME ?
WELL, DON'T TAKE ITTOO HARD, DUDE,
THAT'S WHATGROWN-UPS DO, THEY LIE.
LIE RIGHT TO YOUR FACE.
OH WELL, MAYBE IT'S GOODMY EMPIRE HAS FALLEN.
YEAH, I KINDA WANTED TO PLAYON THE FLAG FOOTBALL TEAMTHIS YEAR, ANYWAY.
SO,YOU'RE NOT GONNAHURT US OR NOTHIN' ?
MOM ! MOM !THE WHOLE THING'S OVER WITH.
YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW,I'VE LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.
THE BASIS OF ALL REASONING ISTHE MIND'S AWARENESS OF ITSELF.
WHAT WE THINK, THE EXTERNALOBJECTS WE PERCEIVE,
ARE ALL LIKE ACTORSTHAT COME ON AND OFF STAGE.
BUT OUR CONSCIOUSNESS, THE STAGEITSELF, IS ALWAYS PRESENT TO US.
( grunt )
( grunt )
Kyle transcends space and time to save the boys from getting in trouble with the ADA.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
Kyle transcends space and time to save the boys from getting in trouble with the ADA.x CLOSE
The boys flaunt their money to Chef.x CLOSE
The boys agree to work for Loogie, the boss of the Tooth Trade.x CLOSE
Cartman gets $2 from the Tooth Fairy.x CLOSE
Cartman plans to make money from the Tooth Fairy.x CLOSE
The boys try to use Timmy's wheelchair to pull out one of Kenny's teeth.x CLOSE
Cartman steals Butters' tooth and gets four dollars for it.x CLOSE
Cartman's Mom calls the dentist for advice.x CLOSE
Cartman's Mom reveals that she's the tooth fairy.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals to the boys that the Tooth Fairy is just their parents.x CLOSE